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英语幽默小故事50字
英语故事与对话教学是英语教学的重
学中为常见,而且这种教学方式能够提高
对学的英语学习具有重要的意义。 学习
字英语幽默小故事，欢
50字英语幽默小故事篇一 昂贵的投资
A father had four sons. One went to the big city,where he became a wealthy businessman，the other
three remained in their home town. When their father passed away,the successful son was too busy to attend the funeral，but he told his brothers to spare no expense，since he would pay all the costs.
一位父亲有四个儿子。一个儿子到了
商，外三个儿子留在了家乡。当父亲过世
太忙
钱，一切费用由他来
Shortly thereafter，the wealthy son received an bill for $5,000 from the funeral director，which he paid.
But every month afterward he got a bill for $27. Curious about this little item, he wrote to his brothers and asked the reason for the monthly charge.”You told us
that we should spare no expense，“his brothers wrote
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back.“Since you said Dad would like to be in style，
we rented him a tuxedo."
事隔不久，做富商的儿子从殡仪馆主
5000美元的发票，他付了帐。从这以后，
27元的帐票。他对这笔微薄的开销有点
信给其兄弟，想知道其中
他的兄弟们写回信告诉他:“你告诉
然你爸爸的穿着要高稚脱俗，所以我们为
礼服。”
50字英语幽默小故事篇二 警察的热心
I was surprised to learn that my2-year-old mother
dared to drive00 miles in a 12-year-old car to visit
asked how she made out，she told me just fine...until her second night. She had filled the gas tank and didn't
have the money for a motel room.
当听说我72岁的母亲居然开着12年的车行驶
英里看我时，我真有些吃惊。在我问她是
她告
却没有住旅馆的
"What did you do?"I asked.
“那你怎么办了?”
" Well，"she began，“I was driving through this small
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town and feeling very sleepy. A policeman pulled me over and asked if I had been drinking. When I told him no，
he wanted to know why I was weaving all over the road，
I explained my situation,’‘Follow me，”he then drove
to a motel where the nice officer paid for my night's lodging.
她说:“嗨，我开到这个镇子时，感
叫住我。他问我是否喝了酒，我说没喝。
开车
我走。”就这样，我们就开到了一个汽车旅
了住店费。
"As he was leaving,"Mother continued,”he turned
to me and said,I Ma'am，the next time you have to visit your daughter，please take another route.'”
妈妈接着说:“他离开时，转过身，冲
你下要看儿女时，请走另一条路
50字英语幽默小故事篇三 训兽童
A boy of about ten was sitting on a city bus with a briefcase on his lap. Periodically the youngster would whisper into his coat. A woman passenger caught his eye with a quizzical look and，in response，the boy
produced a small white mouse from his shirt pocket.”
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He's just a baby."explained the youngster. "His parents are in here. "Opening his briefcase，he brought forth
a pair of slightly Larger. white mice from among a dozen or so that scurried around inside. By this time several other passengers had formed an audience, and the boy patiently explained his interest in mice，how to take
care of them, their eating habits, their different personalities and so on.
一位十岁的男孩腿上放着会文箱，正
汽车。这个孩子不断地对着他衣服小声嘟
从这男孩的眼神里看到一种疑感。紧接着
的衬兜里拿出一只小白鼠，并解绎说:“
他的母也在这里。”打开他的手提箱，他
的白中挑出一对稍大的。这时其他的乘客
男孩心地讲着他对白鼠的兴趣，怎样照顾
食习惯及不同的
As the bus pulled up to his stop，the boy slipped
the mice back into his briefcase and rose to leave his rapt audience. Starting down the steps，he turned back
for a moment.
待车在汽车站停下时，小男孩把小白
站起，离开了这些着了迷的观众。他下车
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说:“这些是用来喂我助蛇的。”说着，
"They are for my snake. "he said and disappeared
out of the door.
看了“50字英语幽默小故事”的
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1.Top Cat天
I am top cat.Am I top cat?I am! I am!
I am top cat.Am I top cat?I am! I am!Am I top cat?
2.Sam’s Pot
Tom got a pot.Pam got a pot .Sam got a pot.
Pat,pat,pat!Tap,tap,tap!Tom got a mop!
3.Bog Bug
Bob is a bug.Bog Bug has a mum. His mum is big.
Bob has a dad. His dad is fit.Bob has a cup. It has a lid.
Bob has a cot. His cot has a rug.Mum! Dad! A big bad rat!
Bob Bug has a rug.
4.Dig, dig, dig!
Dig, dig, dig!Tim and his dog had fun.
Dig, dig, dig!Tim dug up a lot of mud.
Dig, dig, dig!His dog dug up a rag.
Dig, dig, dig!Tim dug up a bus.
Dig, dig, dig!A lid!Dig, dig, dig!
A big tin!And in it…Lots of bugs!
5.Zak and the vet扎克和兽医
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Sit,Zak.Sit!Zak did not sit.Zak ran.
Sit,Zak.Sit!Zak ran and ran.
Zak ran in the fog.A red van hit him.
Jen and Zak went to the vet.
Zak had a bad cut.He had to get a jab.
Will Zak get better?Yes.Zak did get better.
6.Mum bug’s bag虫妈妈的包
Mum Bug has a red bag.The bag has a zip.Mum can fit a pen in her bag.
Mum can fit a pen and a fan in her bag.Mum can fit a pen and a fan and a bun in her bag. Mum can fit a pen and a fan and a bun and a pot of jam in her bag.
Mum has a hole in her bag!The pen and the fan and the jam get wet.
Mum Bug gets a big bag.
7.The Odd Pet
Kim has a cat.Jim has a dog.But Viv has an odd pet.
It I a zog!Not a cat,not a dog,but a zog!
The zog is fat.It has ten red legs.It can run and hop.It can sit and beg.
The zog has lots of eggs!The zog sits on the eggs.It sits and sits.
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Tap,tap,tap! Tap,tap,tap!Lots of zogs!
Can I have a zog?Yes,but not yet.Can I have a zog?Yes,but
not yet.
Now Kim has a cat and a zog.Jim has a dog and a zog.And
Viv has ten zogs!
8.Miss～Miss～老
Buzz off，Bill～I will tell Miss Hill～
Miss～Miss～Bill has got my hat.
Buzz off，Bill～Miss～Miss～Bill has got my pot.
Buzz off，Bill～Miss～Miss～Bill is in a mess!
Yes!The bell!Miss Hill gets on the bus.
Miss Hill gets off the bus.
Buzz off，Ross!
Mum!Mum!Ross has got my doll!
9.This and That 这和那
This is Mr.Chan’s shop. Mr.Chan sells pens,pads and maps.
Ti m is in Mr.Chan’s shop.Can I have that pen?Yes,Tim!
This is Miss Thin’s shop. Miss Thin sells eggs,nuts and carrots.
This is Mrs. Ship’s shop. Mrs. Ship sells jugs,shells and sets.
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Ti m is in Mrs. Ship’s shop.
Can I have this shell and that shell? Yes,Tim!
Ti m is Tim’s rabbit.
10.Fish and Chips鱼和薯条
This is Ron Rabbit.
Ron has a job in a fish and chip shop.
This fish is too hot! This fish is not hot!
Cut up this fish～Fill up this cup～
When will my fish come?Which is my fish?
This is too much fish!I fed up with job!
This fish is too fat!This chip is too thin!
This salad is too wet!
This bill is too much!This shop is shut!
11.Singing Dad
Dad is a singer.He sings all day long.
Song after song,after song, after song!
He sings to the cat and he sings to the dog.
He sings in the sun and he sings in the fog.
He sings in the shops and he sings in the shed.
He sings in the bus and he sings in his bed.
He sings when he’s fishing.He sings when he jogs.
He sings when he’s digging and chopping up logs.
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Mum tells Dad off.“I’m fed up with that song.”
Mum never sings…but she hums all day long.
12.Doctor Duck鸭子医生
Bob Bug was in his cot.“Get up,Bob,”said Dad.
But Bob did not get up.“I’m hot!” he said.
“Bob is sick!” said Mum.“Quick! I will ring Doctor
Duck.”
“Mum is a fusspot,”said Dad.Mum Bug rang Doctor Duck.
“,,,, ？,,;,～”,,, ,,,,(“,,, ,
, ,,;,(” “Quack,quack!”said Doctor Duck.He got his
box of pills.
“I will mix this pill up with some milk,”he said.
“Sip this,”said Doctor Duck to Bob Bug.
“Yuk,”said Bob,but he had a sip.
“Quack,quack!”said Doctor Duck. “I will come back in six
days.”
When Doctor Duck came back,Bob was hopping and
singing.
But Dad Bug was in bed.”I am hot!I am sick!”he said.
“Bad luck,Dad,’said Mum.
“Dad is a fusspot!said Bob.
篇二:经典英语
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经典英
The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young.
篇三:英语故事50篇
学园教育 关于成长，关于
致高峰同
突然得你自己开始加快努力了，开始在为
努力了，非常好，希望你一直
峰，你一到青学园，我就一个观点:
样的，学时好好学，玩命一样的学，现在
殊时，希望你在耍的同时，分更多的时间
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好的时学好，才是一个高三学
但你意学，并且反应快……这是老师们对
你能实际行动来印证老师们没有看错你，
努力上进了～
老师是学理科出来的，自认为应该还
以帮到你，无论是学科知识、方法指引、
能为提供协助。有需要的，随时联系我，
努力，为了一个共同的目标——高峰的
生日快乐哈～学习进步，
青学园教育
2013年11月24日
目录 Contents
英语故事Stories in
English ..................................................... 1
I. A French
Traveler .................................................................. 2
2. A Smart
Boy .......................................................................... 3
3. But I Missed
Again ............................................................... 3
4. Getting Lost ..........................................................................
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5. A Clever Boy......................................................................... 4
6. Who Deserves Help? ............................................................ 5
7. Be Medically Examined ....................................................... 6
8 .A Horse Thief........................................................................ 6
9. Mark Twain Was
Fooled ....................................................... 7
10 .The Generals Teeth ............................................................ 7
11. Balzacs Handwriting .......................................................... 8
12. Einstein and
Chauffeur ....................................................... 8
13. Florence Nightingale .......................................................... 9
14. An Advertisement for Modern
Bicycle ............................. 10
15. A Clever Interpreter ..........................................................
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16. Who Pushed Me In ........................................................... 11
17. A Clever Man .................................................................... 12
18. Do I Have to Give the Watch Back? ................................. 12
19. Minding His Ts and 2s .................................................... 13
20. A Bet ................................................................................. 14
21 .The Man Who Had No Friends......................................... 15
22. Uncle Podgerat Work ........................................................ 16
23. An Attempted Murder ....................................................... 16
24 .The Lost Ring ................................................................... 17
25. The Perfect Pearl ............................................................... 18
26. A Funny Thing Happened to Me. . ...................................
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27. Like Clockwork ................................................................ 20
28 .The Ugly Duckling ........................................................... 21
29. The Nightingale ................................................................ 22
30 .A Faithful Dog .................................................................. 23
31?The Fox and the Grape ...................................................... 24
32. The Hare and the
Tortoise ................................................. 24
33 .The Wolf and the Lamb .................................................... 25
34?The Milkmaid .................................................................... 25
35. The Lion and the Mouse ................................................... 26
36. April Fools Day ................................................................ 27
37. Valentines Day .................................................................
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38 .The Three Wishes ............................................................. 28
39. The Magic Kettle .............................................................. 29
40. Menciuss Mother ............................................................. 30
41. The Thief and His Mother ................................................ 30
42. The Fisherman and the Gold
Fish ..................................... 31
43 .The Kind-hearted
Mermaid .............................................. 34
44. Cinderella .......................................................................... 35
45.The Garden of Eden and the
Serpent ................................. 37
46. The Tower of Babel .......................................................... 38
47. The Flood .......................................................................... 39
48. Echo ..................................................................................
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49. Narcissus ...........................................................................
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50. How Troubles Came into the World .................................
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1. A French Traveler
A Frenchman was once traveling in England. He could speak English quite well but not perfectly. For one thing, his vocabulary was not large.
One day, he was having a meal in a small country hotel and wanted to order some eggs. But he couldnt remember the word for eggs.
Suddenly, through the window, he saw a rooster walking in the yard. He immediately asked the waiter what the bird was called in English.
The waiter told him that it was called a rooster.
The Frenchman then asked what the roosters wife was called.
The waiter told him that she was called a hen.
The Frenchman then asked what the hens children were called.
The waiter told him that they were chickens.
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The Frenchman then asked what the chickens were called before they were born. The waiter told him they were called eggs.
Fine! said the Frenchman. Please bring me two eggs and a cup of coffee.
l?perfectly 熟练地
2. vocabulary 个人所使用的词汇量 (集合名词，单数概
念.)
3. rooster 公鸡(美国英语，
4?bird 此处泛
评 这位法国人说的英语实在不敢恭
之有的几个单词，解脱了困境，其急智与
2. A Smart Boy
William Hey Harrison, the ninth president of the United States, was born in a small town. As a young boy, he was very quiet and shy. In fact, he was so quiet that many people thought he was stupid.
Its a funny thing, Williams mother said to him one day, I know that you are a smart boy, but sometimes you let people think you are not so smart. I wonder why? The people of the town liked to play tricks on this boy who they thought was so stupid.
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Here, William, one of them would say. Here is a nickel, and here is a dime. Which one do you want?
William always chose the nickel, and all the people would laugh at him.
Finally, his mother took him aside and said to him, William, why do you always choose the nickel instead of the dime? Dont you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel?
Certainly I know it, William answered slowly, but if I choose the dime, then people wont play the trick on me any more. Then I wont get any more nickels. 注释
1. Its a funny thing.这真逗。
2?play tricks on跟……开玩笑，戏弄
3?nickel 五
4?dime 十
5?not...any more 不再
殊不知自己被小孩作弄了还蒙
3. But I Missed Again
Peter Judd joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and
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his friends were practising their shootings, and all of them were doing quite well except Peter. After he had shot at the target nine times and had not hit it once, the officer who was trying to teach the young soldiers to shoot said, Youre quite hopeless. Peter! Dont waste your last bullet too! Go behind that wall and shoot yourself with it!
Peter felt ashamed?. He went behind the wall, and a few seconds later the
officer and the other young soldiers heard the sound of a shot.
Heavens! the officer said, Has that silly man really shot himself?
He ran behind the wall anxiously, but Peter was all right. Im sorry, sir. he said, but I missed again.
注释
l?were practising their shooting 正在
2?shot at瞄准(shot的原形动词是shoot，shot是过去
3.felt ashamed感到羞愧
4?missed again 又没打中
评 前九次他均未射小靶子，幸亏
点，十次才没有射中自己。这次恐怕教官不
4. Getting Lost
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A couple from another country was once visiting Miami. They wanted to take a walk and to see the city, but they were afraid they might get lost. They did not speak any English.
After they left their hotel, they went to the first street corner and looked at the names of the two streets. Then they carefully copied the two names into their
notebook, they thought that this would help them find their way back if they got lost.They walked for hours through the city, and suddenly they realized that they were lost. They found a police officer and asked for help, but the officer didnt speak their native language.
After an hour they found a person who could help them. She was an interpreter who spoke both their native language and English. They explained that they didnt know the name of their hotel, but they knew which corner it was on. They showed the interpreter what they had copied into their notebook, and the interpreter began to laugh.
The words which they had so carefully copied were Stop and One Way. 注释
l?a couple 一对夫妇。注意a couple后面用的谓
单数式。 2?Miami 迈阿密(美国Florida州东南
市)
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3?get lost 迷路
4?find their way back 找到回
5?native language 本国语
6?Stop
7?One Way 单行道
评 这对夫妇特地抄下的原来是普普
他们以为已万无一失地记下之
5. A Clever Boy
I have a seven year old son named John. He loves chocolates. He often takes
chocolates instead of meals. Therefore, he gets very bad teeth. The dentist told me not to let him eat chocolates any more. But his grandfather dotes on him very much. He often buys John chocolates even though he knows that they are bad for his teeth. I know that John is his only grandson, who is everything to him. I really dont want to make him unhappy. Therefore, I always allow John to eat the chocolates his grandpa has bought him.
Yesterday evening I kissed John good night and asked him to say his prayers before going to bed, then I left his bedroom. A few minutes later, I heard John
shouting word by word, Tomorrow -is-my- birthday. May
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- God- bring - me - a - big - box - of - chocolates. I went to his room and saw him kneeling on the ground
shouting out his prayers. I said, Dont shout, John. Your dad is sleeping now! God can hear you no matter how softly you talk to him. Pointing to the next room where his grandpa sleeps, John said secretly, My God is sleeping. He cant hear me unless I wake him up.
注释
l?dote on 溺爱，过分偏爱
2?who is everything to him 这是个非限制性
意为约翰是他爷爷的
3?kissed John good night跟翰吻别，道
4?My God 此处指约
评 小约翰借晚祷大声道出自己的心
爷的美梦。不知爷爷是
6. Who Deserves Help?
Many years ago, there lived a very rich man who wanted to do something for the people of his town. But first he wanted to find out whether they deserved his help. So he placed a very large stone in the center of the main road into town. Then he hid behind a tree and waited. Soon an old man came along with his cow.
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Who put this stone in the center of the road? said the old man, but he did not try to remove the stone. Instead, with some difficulty he passed around the stone and continued on his way. Another man came along and did the same thing; then another came, and another. All of them complained about the stone in the center of the road, but not one of them tried to remove it. Late in the afternoon, a young man came along. He saw the stone and said, The night will be very dark. Some neighbor will come along later in the dark and will fall against the stone.
The young man then began to move the stone. He pushed and pulled with all his strength to move it to one side. But imagine his surprise when under the stone he found a bag full of money and this message: This money is for the thoughtful person who removes this stone from the road. That person deserves help.
注释
l?deserve值得
2?came along走过来
3?complain 抱怨
篇四:英语故事50篇
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目录 Contents
英语故事Stories in
English ................................................................... 1
I. A French
Traveler ................................................................................ 2
2. A Smart
Boy ........................................................................................ 3
3. But I Missed
Again ............................................................................. 4
4. Getting
Lost ........................................................................................ 4
5. A Clever
Boy ....................................................................................... 5
6. Who Deserves
Help? ........................................................................... 6
7. Be Medically
Examined ...................................................................... 6
8 .A Horse
Thief ...................................................................................... 7
9. Mark Twain Was
Fooled ..................................................................... 8
10 .The Generals
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Teeth ........................................................................... 8
11. Balzacs
Handwriting ........................................................................ 9
12. Einstein and
Chauffeur .................................................................... 10
13. Florence
Nightingale ....................................................................... 11
14. An Advertisement for Modern
Bicycle ........................................... 12
15. A Clever
Interpreter ......................................................................... 13
16. Who Pushed Me
In .......................................................................... 13
17. A Clever
Man .................................................................................. 14
18. Do I Have to Give the Watch
Back? ............................................... 15
19. Minding His Ts and
2s ................................................................... 16
20. A
Bet................................................................................................ 17
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21 .The Man Who Had No
Friends ....................................................... 18
22. Uncle Podgerat
Work ...................................................................... 19
23. An Attempted
Murder ..................................................................... 20
24 .The Lost
Ring ................................................................................. 21
25. The Perfect Pearl ...............
.............................................................. 22
26. A Funny Thing Happened to
Me. . .................................................. 23
27. Like
Clockwork............................................................................... 24
28 .The Ugly
Duckling.......................................................................... 26
29. The
Nightingale ............................................................................... 27
30 .A Faithful
Dog ................................................................................ 28
31?The Fox and the
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Grape ..................................................................... 29
32. The Hare and the
Tortoise ............................................................... 29
33 .The Wolf and the
Lamb ................................................................... 30
34?The
Milkmaid ................................................................................... 31
35. The Lion and the
Mouse ................................................................. 32
36. April Fools
Day .............................................................................. 33
37. Valentines
Day ................................................................................ 33
38 .The Three
Wishes ............................................................................ 34
39. The Magic
Kettle ............................................................................ 35
40. Menciuss
Mother ............................................................................ 36
41. The Thief and His
Mother ............................................................... 37
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42. The Fisherman and the Gold
Fish ................................................... 38
43 .The Kind-hearted
Mermaid ............................................................. 41
44.
Cinderella ........................................................................................ 43
45.The Garden of Eden and the
Serpent ............................................... 46
46. The Tower of
Babel ......................................................................... 47
47. The
Flood ........................................................................................ 48
48.
Echo ................................................................................................ 50
49.
Narcissus ......................................................................................... 51
50. How Troubles Came into the
World ................................................ 52
1. A French Traveler
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A Frenchman was once traveling in England. He could speak English quite well but not perfectly. For one thing, his vocabulary was not large.
One day, he was having a meal in a small country hotel and wanted to order some eggs. But he couldnt remember the word for eggs.
Suddenly, through the window, he saw a rooster walking in the yard. He immediately asked the waiter what the bird was called in English.
The waiter told him that it was called a rooster.
The Frenchman then asked what the roosters wife was called.
The waiter told him that she was called a hen.
The Frenchman then asked what the hens children were called.
The waiter told him that they were chickens.
The Frenchman then asked what the chickens were called before they were born.
The waiter told him they were called eggs.
Fine! said the Frenchman. Please bring me two eggs and a cup of coffee.
l?perfectly 熟练地
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2. vocabulary 个人所使用的词汇量 (集合名词，单数概
念.)
3. rooster 公鸡(美国英语，
4?bird 此处泛
评 这位法国人说的英语实在不敢恭
之有的几个单词，解脱了困境，其急智与
2. A Smart Boy
William Hey Harrison, the ninth president of the United States, was born in a small town. As a young boy, he was very quiet and shy. In fact, he was so quiet that many people thought he was stupid.
Its a funny things, Williams mother said to him one day, I know that you are a smart boy, but sometimes you let people think you are not so smart. I wonder why?
The people of the town liked to play tricks on this boy who they thought was so stupid.
Here, William, one of them would say. Here is a nickel, and here is a dime. Which one do you want?
William always chose the nickel, and all the people would laugh at him.Finally, his mother took him aside and said to him, William, why do you always choose the nickel instead of the dime? Dont you know that a dime is worth more than
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a nickel?
Certainly I know it, William answered slowly, but if I choose the dime, then people wont play the trick on me any more. Then I wont get any more nickels.
注释
1. Its a funny thing.这真逗。
2?play tricks on跟……开玩笑，戏弄
3?nickel 五
4?dime 十
5?not...any more 不再
殊不知自己被小孩作弄了还蒙
3. But I Missed Again
Peter Judd joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and his friends were practising their shootings, and all of them were doing quite well except Peter. After he had shot at the target nine times and had not hit it once, the officer who was trying to teach the young soldiers to shoot said, Youre quite hopeless. Peter! Dont waste your last bullet too! Go behind that wall and shoot yourself with it!
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Peter felt ashamed?. He went behind the wall, and a few seconds later the officer and the other young soldiers heard the sound of a shot.
Heavens! the officer said, Has that silly man really shot himself?He ran behind the wall anxiously, but Peter was all right. Im sorry, sir. he said, but I missed again.
注释
l?were practising their shooting 正在
2?shot at瞄准(shot的原形动词是shoot，shot是过去
3.felt ashamed感到羞愧
4?missed again 又没打中
评 前九次他均未射小靶子，幸亏
点，十次才没有射中自己。这次恐怕教官不
4. Getting Lost
A couple from another country was once visiting Miami. They wanted to take a walk and to see the city, but they were afraid they might get lost. They did not speak any English.
After they left their hotel, they went to the first street corner and looked at the names of the two streets. Then they carefully copied the two names into their notebook, they thought that this would help them find their way back if they got lost.
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They walked for hours through the city, and suddenly they realized that they were lost. They found a police officer and asked for help, but the officer didnt speak their native language.
After an hour they found a person who could help them. She was an
interpreter who spoke both their native language and English. They explained that
they didnt know the name of their hotel, but they knew which corner it was on. They showed the interpreter what they had copied into their notebook, and the interpreter began to laugh.
The words which they had so carefully copied were Stop and One Way. 注释
l?a couple 一对夫妇。注意a couple后面用的谓
单数式。 2?Miami 迈阿密(美国Florida州东南
市)
3?get lost 迷路
4?find their way back 找到回
5?native language 本国语
6?Stop
7?One Way 单行道
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点评 这对夫妇特地抄下的原来是普普通
他们以为已万无一失地记下之
5. A Clever Boy
I have a seven year old son named John. He loves chocolates. He often takes chocolates instead of meals. Therefore, he gets very bad teeth. The dentist told me not to let him eat chocolates any more. But his grandfather dotes on him very much. He often buys John chocolates even though he knows that they are bad for his teeth. I know that John is his only grandson, who is everything to him. I really dont want to make him unhappy. Therefore, I always allow John to eat the chocolates his grandpa has bought him.
Yesterday evening I kissed John good night and asked him to say his
prayers before going to bed, then I left his bedroom. A few minutes later, I heard John shouting word by word, Tomorrow -is-my- birthday. May - God- bring - me - a - big - box - of - chocolates. I went to his room and saw him kneeling on the ground shouting out his prayers. I said, Dont shout, John. Your dad is sleeping now! God can hear you no matter how softly you talk to him. Pointing to the next room where his grandpa sleeps, John said secretly, My God
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is sleeping. He cant hear me unless I wake him up.
注释
l?dote on 溺爱，过分偏爱
2?who is everything to him 这是一个非限制性定语从，意为约翰是他爷
3?kissed John good night跟翰吻别，道
篇五:趣味数学小故
趣味数学小故
面就是一个小故事，是一个数字
有一天，数字卡在一起吃饭的时候，最小的一位说起话来了。 0弟弟说:“我们大家伙儿，一起几张合影吧，你们觉得怎么样,” 0的兄弟姐妹们一口齐声的
8哥说:“0弟弟的主意可真不错，我就做一回好人吧，我老8供应相机和胶卷，
老4说话了:“8哥，好是好，就是太麻烦了一点，到不如用我的数码照机，就这么定
于是，它们忙了起来，终于+号帮们好了，就刻把数码照相机送往冲印店，冲是冲好了，脑姐姐身手想它们要钱，可它们到底谁付钱呢,们一个个呆呆的望着对方，这是电脑姐姐说:“共5元钱，你们一共十一个兄弟姐妹，平
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在它们一个人中，就数老六最聪明，这回它还是第一个算出了结果，你知它是怎么算出
唐僧师徒
一天，唐僧徒弟悟空、八戒、沙僧三人去花果山摘些桃子。不长时间，徒弟三人完桃子高高兴兴回来。师父僧问:你们每人各摘回
八戒憨着说:师父，来考考你。我们每人摘的一样多，我筐里的桃子不到100个，果3个3个地数，数到最后还1个。你算算，我们每人
沙僧神地:师父，我也来考考你。我筐里的桃子，如果4个4个地数，数到最后还剩1个。算算，我们每人摘
悟空眯地说:师父，我也来考考你。我筐里的桃子，如果5个5个地数，数到最后还剩1。你算算，我们每人
僧很快说出他们每人摘桃子的个数。你知道他们每摘多少个桃
给数字一
小朋友们，你轻轻打开数学的候，是否看到了数字们微笑的脸?咦?数字怎么是着的呢?当然是活着的喽!他们各有不同性格。你看，一向认为自己个头最高、腰板是挺得直直的“1”，是多么傲慢呀。
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但是除了自身之外却不能被别的数整除，真可谓“独霸将
但是“2”却很和善，所以和他的倍数们成了好的友。听说过什么是数?那些家伙在数字界中点与众不同。他们很固执，相互缠在一起，在筛子上怎都打不散，总是抱成团。怎么样，数字们都拥有不同的个吧。因，我们不能忽视他们的生命。据说，数字们也时常组织聚。这种聚会根据不同的目的和间而定，同样的数字以参加不同种类的聚会。当听到“自然数合”时，有的自然数就会聚集在一起，但是当听到“整数集合”时，刚刚集合在自然队
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英语故事教学作为英语教学方式的一
学设、教学媒体的使用,被越来越多的英
学习
20字英语幽默小故事篇一 As a senior citizen was
driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard hiswife'svoiceurgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going thewrong way on80. Please be careful!"
一个老人驾车在高速路上疾驰，这
了。
刚新说280号公路上有辆车逆行，你
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
“该死的，”赫尔曼说，“谁说只有一
辆!”
20字英语幽默小故事篇二 Two ladies were
shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said,
两个女人逛商场的时候讨论起她们的
道:
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"Seems like all Alfred and I do is fight. I've been so upset that I've lost0 pounds."
”好像在我和阿尔弗雷德之间就只有
烦意乱，为此我已经瘦了20
"Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her friend.
”那你为什么不干脆离开他啊?“
"Oh! Not yet." the first replied, "I'd like to lose at least another fifteen pounds first."
”嗯!还不可以。“第一个女人回答，”想先再
再说。
20字英语幽默小故事篇三 In the supermarket was
a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."
一个人在超市里推着购物车，一个小
大吵
伯特，别嚷出来，阿尔伯特，别叫，阿尔伯
伯特。"
A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son,
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Albert."
站在他旁边的一位女士对他说道:“
儿子尔伯特真的让我们感到很
The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."
男人看着那位女士说:“太太，我
20字英语幽默小故事篇四 Chaucer was over
seventy , but he was not convinced of his age. At a time he boasted: “Myphysical strength is as strong as that I was young.” The opposite person asked: “ What do
yourely on? ” Chaucer said : “ There is a big stone
roller in my compound. I couldn’t heave it whenwas young,
neither can I now.”
乔叟年过六旬，仍不服老。一次，他
和年
家大里有个石头，年轻时我举不起来，现
来。”
20字英语幽默小故事篇五 Running a red light
闯红灯
Two guys were riding down the street in a car. They come to a red light. The driver runs the red light. The passenger cries out "Hey, why did you do that?" The driver says, "Don't worry about it, my brother does it
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all the time."
两个男人开车前行，路遇一红灯，司
大叫:“嘿!你干吗这样做?”司机说:“别
这么干。”
They came to another red light, and the same thing happens. The passenger is visibly upset and threatens to get out of the car the next chance he gets. At the next light, which is green, the driver slams on his brakes and comes to a screeching halt(停).
又遇一红灯，司机依旧呼啸而过。乘
胁说果下次再闯红灯他就下车。路遇一绿
车，车子嘎然而
The passenger is confused and asks, "What the heck is wrong with you? You ran two red lights but you stop at the green one."
乘客迷惑了，问道:“你有病吧?刚才
在绿灯了你倒停
The driver responds: "My brother might be coming from the other way!"
司机回答:“我兄弟可能会从
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英语动物小故事50字 英语动物小故事
今天的英语故事
(动们正在森林里快乐地玩耍，一只可怕的鬼(Ghost)出现了，它饿了，想吃
Ghost: I’m a ghost. I’m hungry.Haha,so many foods!
我一只鬼，我饿了。哈哈，有
(鬼来到大象前
Ghost: Look at the elephant.It’s walking.看那大象，
Ghost: Elephant, elephant,I want to eat you!大象，大象，我要吃了你～ Elephant: Oh, no!Walking,walking,I’m walking.Bye-bye!
噢，不～我走，我走，我在
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(鬼吃着大象，它又来到了小
Ghost: Look at the bird.It’s flying. 看那小鸟，
Ghost: Bird, bird,I want to eat you! 小鸟，小鸟，我要
Bird: Oh, no!Flying,flying,I’m flying. Bye-bye!
噢，不～我飞，我飞，我在
(没吃着小鸟，它又来到了兔
Ghost: Look at the rabbit.It’s jumping. 看那兔子，
Ghost: Rabbit, rabbit,I want to eat you! 兔子，兔子，我
Rabbit: Oh, no!Jumping,jumping,I’m jumping. Bye-bye!
噢，不～我跳，我跳，我在
(没吃着兔子，它又来到了鱼
Ghost: Look at the fish.It’s swimming. 看那鱼，
Ghost: Fish, fish,I want to eat you! 鱼，鱼，我要
Fish: Oh, no!Swimming,swimming,I’m swimming. Bye-bye!
噢，不～我游，我游，我在
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(鬼吃着鱼，它又来到了老虎
Ghost: Look at the tiger.It’s running. 看那老虎，
Ghos英动物小故事t: Tiger, tiger,I want to eat you! 老虎，老虎，我
Tiger: Oh, no!Running,running,I’m running. Bye-bye!
噢，不～我跑，我跑，我在
Ghost: Oh no!I’m very hungry!
(有动物全跑了，最后鬼只好饿着肚子
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英语幽默小故事
疑神疑鬼
Smith got up in the middle of the night and saw something white in the garden. It seemed to be moving towards the house. “That’s a thief!” he thought. He took his gun and shot at him. Then he went back to bed and fell asleep again, because he was too frightened to go out of the house in the dark.
The next morning, Smith went out and saw one of his own white shirts hanging on the clothes line in the garden. His wife had washed it the day before and hung it out to dry. Now it had a bullet-hole right through the middle of it.
好奇伤身
While Miles waited at the airport to board his plane, he noticed a computer scale that would give your weight and a fortune. He dropped a quarter in the slot, and the computer screen displayed: “You weight 195 pounds, you’re married and you’re on your way to San Diego.” Miles stood there dumbfounded.
Another man put in a quarter and the computer read: “You weigh 184 pounds, you’re divorced and you’re on your way to Chicago.”
Miles said to the man, “Are you divorced and on your way to Chicago?” “Yes,” came the reply.
Miles was amazed. Then he rushed to the men’s room, changed his clothes and put on dark glassed. He went to the machine again. The computer read: “You still weigh 195 pounds, you’re still married. And you just missed your plane to San Diego.”
他是谁
George went to the bath-house to have a bath. The attendant asked him to solve a riddle. “Please tell me who he is. He is not my brother, and nor is my sister, but he is a child of my parents.”
George thought for a long time. At last he said. “I don’t know.”
The attendant laughed and said to him, “It’s me!”
George liked the riddle very much. When he go home, he said to his wife, “Jenny, tell me who he is. He is not my brother, and neither is my sister, but he is a child of my parents.”
Jenny didn’t know. George had such a good laugh that he seemed to lose his breath, “You don’t know? He is the attendant of the bath-house.”
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