范文一：功夫熊猫台词三

---------------25------------POOL OF SACRED TEARS的草地上---------------

　　when you focus on kung fu , when you concentrate , you stink .. but perhaps that is my fault. I can not train you the way I 've trained the five . I now see that the way to get through to you is with this

　　oh~~~~~ great .. coz I am hungry

　　hahahahah~~ good , when you have been trained , you may eat ... let's begin

　　after you panda

　　just like that ? no setups ... no ... no .. no .. no ten mile hike ?

　　I vowed to train you , and you have been trained , you are free to eat ...enjoy

　　hey ~~

　　I said you are free to eat , have a dumpling

　　hey~~~~~~~

　　you are free to eat ...

　　am I ?

　　are you ?

　　I'm not hungry , master ...

　　---------------26------------通往VALLEY OF PEACE的路上---------------

　　cut it

　　where's the dragon warrior

　　how do you know you are not looking at her

　　hahahah ~~~~ you think I'm a fool ? I know you are not the dragon warrior , none of you . I heard how he fell out of the sky on a ball of fire , that he is the warrior , unlike anything the world has ever seen

　　po ?

　　so that is his name , po ... finally , a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary

　　we got this , help her

　　monkey ~~

　　go ~

　　mantis ...

　　now !

　　shifu taught you well , but he didn't teach you everything

　　---------------27------------返回JADE PALACE的路上---------------

　　you've done well panda

　　done well ..done well ? hahah I 've done awesome !

　　the mark of the true hero is humility 真正的英雄起码的标准是谦虚。,but yes , you've done awesome

　　huh~~guys ? guys ! they are dead ? no , they are breathing , they are asleep ? no their eyes are open

　　we were no match for his nerve attack

　　he has gotten stronger

　　who ? tailung ? stronger !!

　　he's too fast , sorry po

　　I thought we could stop him

　　he could have killed you

　　why didn't he?

　　so you can come back and strike fear into our heart , but it won't work

　　uh~~~~~ it might , I mean , a little , mmmm~ I'm pretty scared

　　you can defeat him panda

　　are you kidding , they can't , they are five masters , I 'm just one me !

　　but you will have the one thing that no one else does

　　---------------28------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR里---------------

　　you really believe I am ready?

　　you are , po. behold , the dragon scroll , it is yours

　　wait , what happens when I read it

　　no one knows , but legend says you would be able to hear a butterfly's wing beat

　　oh .. really ? that's cool

　　yes , and see light in the deepest cave , you will feel the universe in motion around you

　　whoa~~~~ can I punch thru walls , can I .. can I .. can I do a quadr

o backflip

　　focus focus

　　uh ~~

　　focus

　　ah yeh yeh

　　read it po , and fulfill your destiny . read it , and become the dragon warrior

　　wow~~~~~~~it's impossible to open ......come on baby , come on now . thank you , probably I 've loosened it up for you though... ok , here it goes .. ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~it's blank

　　what ?

　　yeh , look

　　no , I am forbidden to look upon... blank ... I don't .. I don't understand

　　ok , so like , oogway was just a crazy old turtle after all

　　no , oogway was wiser than us all

　　oh , come on , face it , he picked me by accident , of course I am not the dragon warrior .. who am I kidding

　　but who will stop tailung ?

　　he'll detroy everthing and everyone

　　no .. evacuate the valley , you must protect the villagers from tailung's rage

　　what about you master ?

　　I will fight him

　　what

　　I can hold him off long enough for everyone to escape

　　but shifu , he'll kill you

　　then I will finally pay for my mistake . listen to me all of you , it is time for you to continue your journey without me . I 'm very proud to have been your master

　　---------------29------------VALLEY OF PEACE里---------------

　　we've got to get them out safely

　　come little one , let's find you mama

　　viper , gather the southen farmers , mantis , the north , crane , light the way

　　---------------30------------PO家里---------------

　　look, it's the dragon warrior

　　ah~~~~~hey dad

　　po .. good to have you back son

　　good to be back

　　let's go po

　　so for our next shot , it's time to face it , the future of noodles is dice cut vegetables , no longer slices , and , also I was thinking , maybe this time we will have a kitchen you can actually step up in , hmm ? you like that ? ah ~~po ...I....I ..I am sorry , things didn't work out , it just wasn't meant to be .

　　ah~~~~~~

　　po , forget everything else ,your destiny still awaits , we are noodle folk , broth runs deep through our veins

　　I don't know dad , honestly , sometime I can't believe I am actually your son

　　ohh~~po , I think it's time I told you something I should have told you a long time ago

　　ok ?

　　the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup

　　oh~~~

　　come near me ... the secret ingredient is ... nothing

　　huh ?

　　you heard me , nothing .. there is no secret ingredient

　　wait wait , it's just plain old noodle soup? you don't add some kind of special sauce or something ?

　　don't have to , to make something special , you just have to believe it's special （不怕做不到，就怕想不到。有志者，事竟成）

　　there is no secret ingredient

　　---------------31------------JADE PALACE里---------------

　　I have come home , master

　　this is no

longer your home , and I am no longer your master

　　oh yes , you have a new favorite, so where is this ..po? did I scare him off ?

　　this battle is between you and me

　　so , that is how it's going to be

　　that is how it must be

　　I rotted in jail for twenty year because of your weakness

　　obeying your master is not weakness

　　you knew I was the dragon warrior , you always knew . but when oogway said otherwise , what did you do ? what did you do ! nothing !!

　　you were not meant to be the dragon warrior ,that was not my fault

　　not your fault ? who filled my head with dreams . who drove me to train until my bones cracked . who denied me my destiny

　　It was never my decision to make

　　it is now , give me the scroll

　　I would rather die

　　what I ever did , I did to make you proud , tell me how proud you are , shifu ! tell me ... tell me ~~~~~

　　I ~~ I have always been proud of you , on the first moment I've been proud of you . and it was my pride that blinded me , I loved you too much to see what you were becoming , what I was turning you into , I'm s~~ I'm sorry

　　I don't want you apology , I want my scroll , what , where is it ?

　　dragon warrior has taken scroll half way across china right now , you would never see that scroll , tailung .. never ... never

　　hey! stairs ~~~ ahhh

　　who are you ?

　　buddy , I am the dragon warrior ah...

　　you ? heheheh ~~ him ? he 's a panda , you're a panda , what are you gonna do big buy , sit on me ?

　　don't tempt me , now .. I'm gonna use , this , hahah~~ you want it , come get it ! ah~~~~~~~~~

　　finally ...

　　that scroll is mine...

　　hey...

　　I like that wow~~

　　this scroll is giving him power

　　finally .. oh ... yes . heheh ~~ the power of the dragon scroll is mine ! it's nothing

　　ohh ~~ it's ok , I didn't get it the first time either

　　what ?

　　there is no secret ingredient , it 's just you

　　ya ~~~~~~~

　　hahah ~~ hahah~~ stop it , no , I 'm gonna pee .. don't .. don't ...hahah .. don't don't

　　you can not defeat me , you , you are just a big fat panda !

　　I'm not a big fat panda , I 'm THE big fat panda

　　ah~~~~ the wushi finger hold

　　oh you know this hold

　　you're bluffing ? you're bluffing ! shifu didn't teach you that

　　nope , I figured it out , skadoosh!

　　---------------32------------VALLEY OF PEACE里---------------

　　oh .. look , the dragon warrior

　　yeah ~~~~~~~~~~~ dragon warrior ....

　　that 's my boy , that big lovely kung fu warrior is my son , yes ...

　　thanks dad ... hey guys

　　master~~

　　master~~~~~~

　　heh ..master ? master shifu ..

　　---------------33------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR里---------------

　　master .. shifu , shifu , are you ok ?

　　hmm ? po , you are alive , or we're both dead

　　no master , I didn't die , I defeated tailung

　　you did ? whoa~~~~ it is as oogway foretold , you are the dragon warrior you have brought peace to this valley , and , and me , thank you , thank you , po thank you .. thank you ...

　　no , master .. no no no , don't die shifu , please !

　　I'm not dying you idiot , ah~~~~ dragon warrior , I'm simply at peace , finally

　　ohh ~~ so um, I should stop talking ?

　　if you can

　　can I get something to eat ?

　　yeh ~~~~~

范文二：功夫熊猫英文台词

我是懒人，所以不像剧本那样把谁说的名字列前头，但是只要照片子看，除去说话混乱的场面应该很好看明白。基本原则是换人说话就分行，一个场景转换算一节。每节都做了编号和简单说明。大小写只照顾到了‘I’,其他句头都直接小写。标点符号也是按喜好标的哈。

为表示尊重各位配音演员的辛苦工作，先列出配音的介绍：

Jack Black .....Po (voice)

Jackie Chan .....Master Monkey (voice)

Dustin Hoffman .....Shifu (voice)

Lucy Liu .....Master Viper (voice)

Ian McShane .....Tai Lung (voice)

Angelina Jolie .....Master Tigress (voice)

Seth Rogen .....Master Mantis (voice)

David Cross .....Master Crane (voice在我喜欢的HAROLD&KUMAR-white castle里扮演KUMAR的哥哥，装印度阿三）

Michael Clarke Duncan .....Rhino Commander (voice) (这位就是GREEN MILE里面那个神奇的大高个黑人犯人)

Randall Duk Kim .....Oogway (voice) (MATRIX里面的KEY MAKER，韩国人)

James Hong .....Mr. Ping (voice) (这位上海人从1955年开始演戏，饰演过无数各种各样的亚洲人，不过没怎么给人留下很深的影响。大家狗狗他的图片就知道，脸超级熟，就是想不起确切的什么角色)

---------------1------------PO的梦境开场---------------

legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skill were a stuff of legend . he traveled the land in search of worthy foes

I see you like to chew , maybe you should chew on my fist

the warrior said nothing for his mouth was full . then he swallowed , and then he spoke : enough talk let’s fight . he was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!

my eyes ...

he’s too awesome

and attractive ...

how can we repay you

there’s no charge for awesomeness , or attrativeness . it mattered not how many foes he faced, they were no match for his foe-desity(实在找不出这个词是啥，怀疑是FOE带了个后缀，有知道的提醒我 ）. never before had a panda been so feared , and so loved ， even the most herotic heroes in all of the china - the furious five ， bowed in respect of this great master

We shall hang out

agreed ！

yeh ...

But hanging out would have to wait , coz when you are facing a ten thousand demons of demon mountain , there’s only one thing that it matters , and that’s ..

PO

get up

you ’ll be late for work

what ? ...

---------------2------------PO家里---------------

po , get up

hey po what are you doing up there

ah .. nothing ..

monkey mantis crane viper tigeress , roar~~

po ,let’s go , you ’re late for work

coming...

sorry dad

sorry doesn’t make the noodles

and what are you doing up there , all that noise

oh nothing , just had a crazy dream

about what ?

uh ?

what were you dreaming about

what was I , ahhh, I was dreaming about uhhh noodles ...

noodles ? you were really dreaming about noodles?

uh yeh , what else would I be dreaming about ?

thank you~~

...oh ...careful that soup is ... sharp

oh ... happy day.. my son finally having the noodle dream you don’t know how long I ’ve been waiting for this moment, this is a sign ,po

ahh ..a sign of what?

you are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup and then you’ll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant . just as I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of Majiang.

dad dad dad, it was just a dream

no , it was THE dream

We are noodle folk, broth runs though our veins

but dad , didn’t you ever , I don’t know ,wanna do something else ? something besides noodles

actually when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu

so why didn’t you

oh , because it was a stupid dream, can you imagine me making tofu .. hahahahah... tofu ... no , we all have our place in this world , mine is here ,and yours is ...

I know , is here

no, it’s at table 2,5,7and12 , service with a smile

(sigh....)

---------------3------------JADE PALACE---------------

Well done, students, if you were trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more ferocity , monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis...

master Shifu!

what?

ahhh , it..it..it’s master oogway , he wants to see you.

---------------4------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR---------------

Master oogway, you summoned me , is something wrong?

Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?

so , nothing is wrong?

Well, I didn’t say that.

you’re saying...

(oogway ’s breathing and puffing to blow out the candles one by one )

you were saying...

I’ve had a vision , tailung will return

that is impossible , he’s in prison

nothing is impossible

zeng, fly to chor ghom prison , and tell them to double the guards, double the weapons, double everything , tailung does not leave that prison

yes ... master shifu

one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it

we have to do something, we can’t just let him marching on the valley, and take his revenge .. he’ll..he’ll…

your mind is like this water , my friend, when it is agitated , it becomes difficult to see ,but if you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clear

the dragon scroll

it is time

but who , who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power, to become the dragon warrior

I don’t know

---------------5------------PO家的面档---------------

excuse me, excuse me, sorry ....

hey...watch it po....

sorry ...sorry .. a dozen pardon ...what , ohhh , master oogway’s choosing the dragon warrior , today...everyone ,everyone , go , get to the jade palace! one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll , we’ve been waitin’ a thousand years for this , just ink the pole/bowl ??? (不确定，谁听出来告诉我) . this is the greatest thing in kungfu history , don’t worry about it , just go

po , where are you going

to the jade palace

but you’re forgeting your noodle car! the whole valley will be there , and you’ll sell noodles to all of them.

selling noodles ? But,dad..you know I was kinda thinking maybe I ..

yeh ?

I was kinda thinking maybe I

uh huh

could also sell the bean buns, they’re...they’re about to go bad…

that’s my boy , I told you that dream was a sign ?

yeh , heheh ..glad I had it ...

---------------11------------练功房---------------

let’s begin

wait wait wait ..wh~~what ? now ?

yes , now , unless you think great oogway was wrong , and you are not the dragon warrior

ohhh , ok , well , I~~I don’t know if I can do all of those .. moves ..

heheheh~~~ well , if we don’t try we will never know , will we ?

ah .. yeh ... it’s just ... maybe we can find something more suited to my~~level ?

and what level is that ?

well you know I ~~~I am not a master , but ahh ...let’s just start at zero , level zero ?

hohoh..no , there’s no such thing as level zero

hey .. maybe I can start with that

that ? we use that for training children , and for propping the door opened when it’s hot, but if you insist

ohhhh , the furious five , you’re so much bigger then your action figures , except for you, mantis, you’re about the same

go ahead , panda , show us what you can do

hmm , are they gonna watch , or should I just wait untill they get back to work or something

hit it

ok , yeh , I mean , I just ate , so i’m still digesting, so my kung fu might no be as good as later on

just hit it !

alright ...what you got , you got nothing coz I got it right here , you’re picking on my friends, get ready to feel the thunder .. the might of the crazy feet , what you gonna do about the cray feet , i mean .. come on , I am blur , I am blur , you’ve never seen bear style , you’ve only seen pre-mantis , or monkey style , or imagine snaketie snake

would you hit it ~~~~

alright , alright ..

why don’t you try again , a little harder

how is that ... ah ... oh... oh that hurts

this will be easier than I thought

I feel a little nauseous .. wo~ho~ho~ho~ho~~~~ my tenders ..ahh ohhh.....ah oh....how did I do

there is now a level zero

---------------12------------JADE PALACE外面路上---------------

there’s no words

no denying that

I don’t understand what master oogway was thinking , the poor guy’s just gonna get himself killed

he is so mighty , the dragon warrior fell out of the sky , on a ball of fire

when he walks the very ground shades

one would think that master oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu

yeh .. or could at least touch his toes

or even see his toes

---------------13------------JADE PALACE的房间里---------------

ok .. ah great ...aow~~~~~~ohhh heheh hi hi , you are up

am now

I was just eh , some day huhh , that kung fu stuff’s hard work right , are you biceps sore?

um~~I’ve had a long and and rahter disappointing day ,so eh , yeh I should probably get to sleep now

yeh yeh yeh of course

ok , thanks

it’s just hawwww man, i’m such a big fan , you guys were totally amazing at the battle of the weeping river , out numbered a thousand to one , but you didn’t stop ,and then you just .... ohhh sorry about that

err ... look, you don’t belong here

ahh .. I know I know , you’re right , I don’t have , I just , my whole life , I dreamed ..

no no no I mean , you don’t belong HERE , I mean , in this room , for this is my room , property of crane heh ..

oh .. ok , right right , so , yeh , you want to get to sleep

yeh

and I’m keeping you up , we ’ve got big things tomorrow , alright , you’re awesome , last thing I’m gonna say , ok , byebye

whoa...

what was that ?

I didn’t say anything

ok , alright , and good night , sleep well ... seem a little bit awkward .. master tigeress , didn’t mean to wake you , just ..

you don’t belong here

ahh yeh yeh of coz , this is your room

I mean , you don’t belong in the jade palace , you are a disgrace to kung fu , and if you have any respect to who we are , and what we do , you will be gone by morning

big fan~~~~

---------------14------------JADE PALACE 外面PEACH TREE下---------------

I see you have found the sacret peach tree of heavenly wisdom

ohh~~~ is that what this is ? I am so sorry , I thought it was just a regular peach tree

I understand , you eat when you are upset

upset , I am not upset , why~~why~~why~~what makes you think I am upset

so why are you upset ?

ahhh~~I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kungfu, in the history of china, in the history of sucking

probably

and the five , man , you should ’ve seen ’em , they totally hate me

totally

how’s shifu ever gonna turn me into the dragon warrior , I mean I am not like the five , I’ve got no claws , no wings , no venom , even mantis has those ... these , maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles

quit , don’t quit , noodles , don’t noodles , you are too concern with what was and what will be . there is a saying , yestoday is history , tomorrow is a mystery , but today is a gift , that is why it is called present ...

---------------15------------CHOR GHOM PRISON---------------

ohhh no ~~

what’s happening ?

clear up the stairs, go go

fire prop bow

fire ... fire

tailung is free , I must warn shifu

you are not going nowhere , neither is he

let go of me

bring that up ~~

wait ...

bring it back

he’s going this way

he won’t get far, archers~~

we are dead , so very very dead

hahah ... not yet , we’re not .. now

can we run now ...

yes~~

I’m glad shifu sent you , I was begining to think I ’ve been forgotten . fly back there and tell them , the real dragon warrior is coming home

---------------16------------JADE PALACE的房间里---------------

good morning master!

panda , panda , wake up , heheheh ... he’s quit

---------------17------------JADE PALACE的广场上---------------

what do we do now , master ? with the panda gone , who will be the dragon warrior ?

all we can do is use more training and trust in time the true dragon warrior would be revealed ..

what are you doing here

hah~~hi , good morning master , I thought I warm up a little

you’re stuck

stuck ? no ... what , stu ~~hehe .. nah, this is what I’m gonna ... yeh ...I ’m stuck

help him

oh dear .. and maybe on three , one two,

three, ha~~thank you

don’t metion it

no really I appriciate ..

ever..

hmmm .. you actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night ? it takes years to develope one’s flexibility , and years longer to apply it in combat ..

ohhh~~

put that down ! the only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bones

yeh~~hahahah~~ excellent!

let’s get started

are you ready

I was born ready ~~ahh ~~ oh

I’m sorry brother ~I thought you said you were ready

that was awesome ! let’s go again !

hmmm..I ’ve been taking it easy on you panda , but no more , your next opponent will be me

alright ~~ yeh~~~~~ let’s go

step forth .... two pathes to victory is to find your opponent’s weakness , and make him suffered for it

ohhh ~~ yeh

to take his strength , and use it against him , untill he finally bows or quits

but a real warrior never quits , don’t worry master , I will never quit ! ah~~~oh~~~~~~

if he’s smart, he won’t come back up those steps

but he will

he’s not gonna quit, is he?

he’s not gonna quit bouncing, I’ll tell you that. heheheh ...

---------------18------------JADE PALACE的房间里---------------

I thought you said acupuncture would make me fell better

trust me it will , it ’s just not easy finding the right nerve points under all these f~~

fat ?

fur, I was gonna say fur

sure you were

who am I here to judge a warrior based on his size , I mean , look at me , I’m over here

ahhh~~

maybe you should take a look at this again

oh~~~ok~

aohh~~ stop it hahahah~~ I know master shifu was trying to inspire me and all ,but if I didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s tring to get rid of me , heheheh~~he~he~he~~

I know he can seem kind of heartless , but you know he wasn’t always like that

acording to legend , there was once a time when master shifu actually used to smile

no

yes

but that was before

before what ?

before tailung

ahh~~yeh~~we’re not really suppposed to talk about him

well ,if he’s going to stay here , he should know

guys guys , I know about tailung , he was a student , the first ever to master the thousand scrolls of kung fu, and then he turned bad , and then was in jail

he wasn’t just a student, shifu found him as a cub, and he raised him as a son . and when the boy showed talent in kung fu , shifu trained him , he believed in him . he told him he was destined for greatness. it was never enough for tailung . he wanted the dragon scroll, but oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused . outraged , tailung laid waste to the valley . he tried to take the scroll by force, and shifu had to destroy what he had created ,but how could he ? shifu loved tailung like he had never loved anyone before , or since . and now he has a chance to make things right, to train the true dragon warrior , and he’s stuck with you , a big fat panda , who treats it like a joke, oh~~~~~~~that is it !

wait , my fault , I accidentally treated his facial nerve ~~~and may have also stopped his heart

---------------19------------SHIFU的房间---------------

inner peace .. inner peace ..inner ~~in~~in~~in~~in~~inner peace ...would whoever’s making that flapping sound , quiet down .. .in~ner~~ （要说师傅的耳朵还是做得很灵活的）

ah~~~~~~~

ohhhh, zeng ,excellent, haha, I could use some good news right now

ah~~~~~~~

---------------20------------JADE PALACE 外面PEACH TREE下---------------

master , master ...

hmm ?

I~~I have~~~it’s a ~~ah~~it’s very bad news

ah...shifu.. there is just news , there is no good or bad

master , your vision , your vision was right ! tailung has broken out of prison , he’s on his way

that is bad news , if you do not believe that the dragon warrior can stop him

the panda ? master , that panda is not the dragon warrior , he wasn’t even meant to be here , it was an accident!

there are no accidents

yes I know , you’ve said that already, twice

well, that was no accident either

thrice

my old friend , the panda will never fulfill his destiny know you yours , until you let go of the illusion of control

illusion?

yes , look at this tree , shifu , I can not make it boloosm when it suits me , nor make it bear fruits before it’s time

but there are things we can control , I can control when the fruit will fall , and I can control where to plan the seed , haiya~~ that is no illusion master

ahh yes .. but no matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree , you may wish for an apple or an orange , but you will get a peach

but a peach can not defeat tailung

maybe it can if you are willing to guide it , to nurture it , to believe in it

but how , how , I need your help , master

no , you just need to believe . promise me shifu ,promise me you will believe

I~~I will try

hmmm .. good , my time has come , you must continue your journey without me

what~~what~~what~~what are you ~~ wait ... master ... you can’t leave me

you must believe

master~~~~~

---------------21------------JADE PALACE的房间里---------------

I am not scared , yeh , coz I am like fine , you maybe a wolf , you maybe the scarest fiend in hujian province ,but you are a lousy tipper

really ?

so how did you get outta there alive ?

I meant I didn’t ~~I didn’t actually say that , but I thought it ..in.. in my mind .. if he could read my mind he’d have been like ~~what !

what ?

do you like it ?

this is really good

now , come on , you should try my dad’s secret ingredient soup , he actually knows the secret ingredient

what are you talking about , this is amazing

whoa~~ you are a really good cook

I wish my mouth was bigger

tigeres , you’ve got to try this

hmmm, it is said that the dragon can survive for a month at the time on nothing but the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe

I guess my body doesn’t know it’s the dragon warrior yet .heheh~~ I’m gonna need a lot more than dew and the universe juice ... what ?

oh nothing .. master shifu

hahahahahah~~

you will never be the dragon warrior unless you lose 500 ponds and brush your teeth

hahahah~~~~

what is that noise you are making ? laughter ? I never heard of it ... work hard panda , and maybe someday you will have ears like mine !

hahah~~

that’s good

oh~~~~~~

ears ? it’s not working for ya ? I thought they were pretty good .

it’s shifu

of coz it’s shifu , what do think I am doing ooooo~~~~~master shifu...ah~~~~~

heheheheh~~

do you think this is funny ? tailung has escaped from prison , and you are acting like children !

what ?

he is coming for the dragon scroll , and you are the only one who can stop him

hahahah~~ and here i am saying you got no sense of humor, I’m gonna s~~stop him? what ? you serious ? and I have to ~~no ~~master oogway will stop him , he did it before , he will do it again

oogway can not , not any more

ah~~~~

our only hope is the dragon warrior

the panda ?

yes the panda

master please , let us stop tailung , this is what you ’ve trained us for

no , it is not your destiny to defeat tailung , it is his ! where did he go ?

---------------22------------JADE PALACE下山路上---------------

ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

you can not leave , a real warrior never quits

watch me ! come on , how am I supposed to beat tailung , I can’t even beat you to the stairs

you will beat him because you are the dragon warrior

awww~ you don’t believe that , oh~~ you never believed that , from the first moment I got here , you’ve been tried to get rid of me

yes , I was ,but now I ask you to trust in your master , as I’ve come to trust in mine

you are not my master , and I am not the dragon warrior

then why didn’t you quit? you know I was trying to get rid of you , yet you stayed ?

yeh, I stayed. I stayed, because every time you threw a brick at my head or said I smelled, it hurts. but it could never hurt more than it did everyday in my life just being me . I stayed ,because I thought .. if anyone could change me , could make me not me , it was you, the greatest kung fu teacher in all of china!

but I can change you , I can turn you into the dragon warrior , and I will

come on ..tailung is on his way here right now , and even if it takes him a hurdred years to get here , how are you gonna change this into the dragon warrior , huh ? how ~~ how~~ how~~~~~~

I don’t know .. hmm .. I don’t know

that’s what I thought

---------------23------------JADE PALACE下山路上---------------

this is what you trained me for

tigeress ...

don’t try and stop me

we are not trying to stop you

what ?

we are coming with you

---------------24------------JADE PALACE里---------------

what ? I eat when I am upset ok ?

oh , no need to explain , I just thought you might be monkey , he hides his almond cookies on the top shelf

don’t tell monkey

look at you

yeh ... I know , I disgust you

no no ... I mean , how did you get up there ?

I don’t know , I ... I just .. I don’t know , I was getting the cookie

and yet you are 10 feet off the ground , and have done a perfect split

now this ? this is just an accident .. ow~~~~~

there are no accidents , come with me

---------------25------------去POOL OF SACRED TEARS的路上---------------

I know you are trying to be all mystical in kung-fu-ie~~~ but could you at least tell me where we are going ? you ... drag me all the way out here for a bath ?

panda , we do not wash our pits in the pool of sacret tears

uh ? the pool of

this is where oogway unravel the mysteries of harmony and focus , this is the birth place of kung fu ....... do you want to learn kung fu

yeh~~~~~

then I AM your master

ok ~~~~~~~~~~~~

don’t cry

ok...

---------------26------------POOL OF SACRED TEARS的草地上---------------

when you focus on kung fu , when you concentrate , you stink .. but perhaps that is my fault. I can not train you the way I ’ve trained the five . I now see that the way to get through to you is with this

oh~~~~~ great .. coz I am hungry

hahahahah~~ good , when you have been trained , you may eat ... let’s begin

after you panda

just like that ? no setups ... no ... no .. no .. no ten mile hike ?

I vowed to train you , and you have been trained , you are free to eat ...enjoy

hey ~~

I said you are free to eat , have a dumpling

hey~~~~~~~

you are free to eat ...

am I ?

are you ?

I’m not hungry , master ...

---------------27------------通往VALLEY OF PEACE的路上---------------

cut it

where’s the dragon warrior

how do you know you are not looking at her

hahahah ~~~~ you think I’m a fool ? I know you are not the dragon warrior , none of you . I heard how he fell out of the sky on a ball of fire , that he is the warrior , unlike anything the world has ever seen

po ?

so that is his name , po ... finally , a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary

we got this , help her

monkey ~~

go ~

mantis ...

now !

shifu taught you well , but he didn’t teach you everything

---------------28------------返回JADE PALACE的路上---------------

you’ve done well panda

done well ..done well ? hahah I ’ve done awesome !

the mark of the true hero is humility ,but yes , you’ve done awesome

huh~~guys ? guys ! they are dead ? no , they are breathing , they are asleep ? no their eyes are open

we were no match for his nerve attack

he has gotten stronger

who ? tailung ? stronger

he’s too fast , sorry po

I thought we could stop him

he could have killed you

why didn’t he?

so you can come back and strike fear into our heart , but it won’t work

uh~~~~~ it might , I mean , a little , mmmm~ I’m pretty scared

you can defeat him panda

are you kidding , they can’t , they are five masters , I ’m just one me !

but you will have the one thing that no one else does

---------------29------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR里---------------

you really believe I am ready?

you are , po. behold , the dragon scroll , it is yours

wait , what happens when I read it

no one knows , but legend says you would be able to hear a butterfly’s wing beat

oh .. really ? that’s cool

yes , and see light in the deepest cave , you will feel the universe in motion around you

whoa~~~~ can I punch thru walls , can I .. can I .. can I do a quadro backflip

focus focus

uh ~~

focus

ah yeh yeh

read it po , and fulfill your destiny . read it , and become the dragon warrior

wow~~~~~~~it’s impossible to open ......come on baby , come on now . thank you , probably I ’ve loosened it up for you though... ok , here it goes .. ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~it’s blank

what ?

yeh , look

no , I am forbidden to look upon... blank ... I don’t .. I don’t understand

ok , so like , oogway was just a crazy old turtle after all

no , oogway was wiser than us all

oh , come on , face it , he picked me by accident , of course I am not the dragon warrior .. who am I kidding

but who will stop tailung ?

he’ll detroy everthing and everyone

no .. evacuate the valley , you must protect the villagers from tailung’s rage

what about you master ?

I will fight him

what

I can hold him off long enough for everyone to escape

but shifu , he’ll kill you

then I will finally pay for my mistake . listen to me all of you , it is time for you to continue your journey without me . I ’m very proud to have been your master

---------------30------------VALLEY OF PEACE里---------------

we’ve got to get them out safely

come little one , let’s find you mama

viper , gather the southen farmers , mantis , the north , crane , light the way

---------------31------------PO家里---------------

look, it’s the dragon warrior

ah~~~~~hey dad

po .. good to have you back son

good to be back

let’s go po

so for our next shot , it’s time to face it , the future of noodles is dice cut vegetables , no longer slices , and , also I was thinking , maybe this time we will have a kitchen you can actually step up in , hmm ? you like that ? ah ~~po ...I....I ..I am sorry , things didn’t work out , it just wasn’t meant to be .

ah~~~~~~

po , forget everything else ,your destiny still awaits , we are noodle folk , broth runs deep through our veins

I don’t know dad , honestly , sometime I can’t believe I am actually your son

ohh~~po , I think it’s time I told you something I should have told you a long time ago

ok ?

the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup

oh~~~

come near me ... the secret ingredient is ... nothing

huh ?

you heard me , nothing .. there is no secret ingredient

wait wait , it’s just plain old noodle soup? you don’t add some kind of special sauce or something ?

don’t have to , to make something special , you just have to believe it’s special

there is no secret ingredient

---------------32------------JADE PALACE里---------------

I have come home , master

this is no longer your home , and I am no longer your master

oh yes , you have a new favorite, so where is this ..po? did I scare him off ?

this battle is between you and me

so , that is how it’s going to be

that is how it must be

I rotted in jail for twenty year because of your weakness

obeying your master is not weakness

you knew I was the dragon warrior , you always knew . but when oogway said otherwise , what did you do ? what did you do ! nothing

you were not meant to be the dragon warrior ,that was not my fault

not your fault ? who filled my head with dreams . who drove me to train until my bones cracked . who denied me my destiny

It was never my decision to make

it is now , give me the scroll

I would rather die

what I ever did , I did to make you proud , tell me how proud you are , shifu ! tell me ... tell me ~~~~~

I ~~ I have always been proud of you , on the first moment I’ve been proud of you . and it was my pride that blinded me , I loved you too much to see what you were becoming , what I was turning you into , I’m s~~ I’m sorry

I don’t want you apology , I want my scroll , what , where is it ?

dragon warrior has taken scroll half way across china right now , you would never see that scroll , tailung .. never ... never

hey! stairs ~~~ ahhh

who are you ?

buddy , I am the dragon warrior ah...

you ? heheheh ~~ him ? he ’s a panda , you’re a panda , what are you gonna do big buy , sit on me ?

don’t tempt me , now .. I’m gonna use , this , hahah~~ you want it , come get it ! ah~~~~~~~~~

finally ...

that scroll is mine...

hey...

I like that wow~~

this scroll is giving him power

finally .. oh ... yes . heheh ~~ the power of the dragon scroll is mine ! it’s nothing

ohh ~~ it’s ok , I didn’t get it the first time either

what ?

there is no secret ingredient , it ’s just you

ya ~~~~~~~

hahah ~~ hahah~~ stop it , no , I ’m gonna pee .. don’t .. don’t ...hahah .. don’t don’t

you can not defeat me , you , you are just a big fat panda !

I’m not a big fat panda , I ’m THE big fat panda

ah~~~~ the wushi finger hold

oh you know this hold

you’re bluffing ? you’re bluffing ! shifu didn’t teach you that

nope , I figured it out , skadoosh!

---------------33------------VALLEY OF PEACE里---------------

oh .. look , the dragon warrior

yeah ~~~~~~~~~~~ dragon warrior ....

that ’s my boy , that big lovely kung fu warrior is my son , yes ...

thanks dad ... hey guys

master~~

master~~~~~~

heh ..master ? master shifu ..

---------------34------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR里---------------

master .. shifu , shifu , are you ok ?

hmm ? po , you are alive , or we’re both dead

no master , I didn’t die , I defeated tailung

you did ? whoa~~~~ it is as oogway foretold , you are the dragon warrior you have brought peace to this valley , and , and me , thank you , thank you , po thank you .. thank you ...

no , master .. no no no , don’t die shifu , please !

I’m not dying you idiot , ah~~~~ dragon warrior , I’m simply at peace , finally

ohh ~~ so um, I should stop talking ?

if you can

can I get something to eat ?

yeh ~~~~~

---------------THE END---------------------------

范文三：功夫熊猫英文台词

功夫熊猫英文台词

GONGFU PANDA

My father’ s throne. He always let me play here beside him.

Promising someday this throne would be mine.

A little to the left. But is so heavy, Master.

Thirty years, I’ ve waited for this moment.

Everything must be exactly how I’ ve envisioned.

And I envisioned, a little to the left. Perfect.

With the weapon, by my… .left a bit more.

With the weapon, by my side, all China will be bowed for me.

We move out in 3 days.

When the moon is full and the tide is high.

Now you old goat, Why don’ t you tell me my… .

Fortune? The future, I was going to say the future.

Looking to you bowl. And tell me what glorious waits.

If you continue on you current path.

You will find yourself… .

At the bottom of the stair.

I see…

I see

I see pain. And anger. How dare you, That is the finest suit in the province.

Followed by denial.

This is not fortune telling. You just say what is happening right… . Now? The most important time is now.

But if you really want to see the future… . What do you see?

A peacook… . Is defeated by a warrior of black and white.

Nothing has changed. That impossible. And you know it.

It is not impossible. And he knows it.

Who? Lord Shen. I saw a pandas. – a panda?

A kongfu warrior, he fought like a demon.

Big and fury, soft and squashy. kind of plaushy and cuddly.

There are no more pandas.

Even with the poor eyes sight, he can see the truth. Why? Is that you cannot?

Find this panda and bring him to me.

Yes , sir.

One panda lives, that does not make you right.

Then I will kill him and make you wrong.

Would you stop that!

范文四：功夫熊猫英文台词

1

Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skill were a stuff of legend . He traveled the land in search of worthy foes

I see you like to chew , maybe you should chew on my fist

The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full . Then he swallowed , and then he spoke : enough talk let's fight . He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!

My eyes ...

He's too awesome

...and attractive ...

...how can we repay you

There's no charge for awesomeness , or attrativeness . It mattered not how many foes he faced, they were no match for his foe-destiny. never before had a panda been so feared , and so loved ， even the most herotic heroes in all of the China - the Furious Five ，bowed in respect of this great master

...We shall hang out

...agreed ！

...yeh ...

But hanging out would have to wait , coz when you are facing a ten thousand demons of demon mountain , there's only one thing that it matters , and that's ..

PO

get up

you 'll be late for work

what ? ...

2. PO家里

po , get up

hey po what are you doing up there

ah .. nothing ..

monkey mantis crane viper tigeress , roar~~

po ,let's go , you 're late for work

coming...

sorry dad

sorry doesn't make the noodles

and what are you doing up there , all that noise

oh nothing , just had a crazy dream

about what ?

uh ?

what were you dreaming about

what was I , ahhh, I was dreaming about uhhh noodles ...

noodles ? you were really dreaming about noodles?

uh yeh , what else would I be dreaming about ?

thank you~~

...oh ...careful that soup is ... sharp

oh ... happy day.. my son finally having the noodle dream you don't know how long I 've been waiting for this moment, this is a sign ,po

ahh ..a sign of what?

you are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup and then you’ll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant . just as I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of Majiang.

dad dad dad, it was just a dream

no , it was THE dream

We are noodle folk, broth runs though our veins

but dad , didn't you ever , I don't know ,wanna do something else ? something besides noodles

actually when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu

so why didn't you

oh , because it was a stupid dream, can you imagine me making tofu .. hahahahah... tofu ... no , we all have our place in this world , mine is here ,and yours is ...

I know , is here

no, it’s at table 2,5,7and12 , service with a smile

(sigh....)

3. JADE PALACE

Well done, students, if you were trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more ferocity , monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis...

master Shifu!

what?

ahhh , it..it..it’s master oogway , he wants to see you.

4. SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR

Master oogway, you summoned me , is something wrong?

Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?

so , nothing is wrong?

Well, I didn’t say that.

you’re saying...

(oogway 's breathing and puffing to blow out the candles one by one )

you were saying...

I've had a vision , tailung will return

that is impossible , he's in prison

nothing is impossible

zeng, fly to chor ghom prison , and tell them to double the guards, double the weapons, double everything , tailung does not leave that prison

yes ... master shifu

one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it

we have to do something, we can't just let him marching on the valley, and take his revenge .. he'll..he'll…

your mind is like this water , my friend, when it is agitated , it becomes difficult to see ,but if you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clear

the dragon scroll

it is time

but who , who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power, to become the dragon warrior

I don't know

5. PO家的面档

excuse me, excuse me, sorry ....

hey...watch it po....

sorry ...sorry .. a dozen pardon ...what , ohhh , master oogway's choosing the dragon warrior , today...everyone ,everyone , go , get to the jade palace! one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll , we’ve been waitin' a thousand years for this , just ink the pole/bowl ??? (不确定，谁听出来告诉我) . this is the greatest thing in kungfu history , don't worry about it , just go

po , where are you going

to the jade palace

but you're forgeting your noodle car! the whole valley will be there , and you'll sell noodles to all of them.

selling noodles ? But,dad..you know I was kinda thinking maybe I ..

yeh ?

I was kinda thinking maybe I

uh huh

could also sell the bean buns, they’re...they’re about to go bad…

that's my boy , I told you that dream was a sign ?

yeh , heheh ..glad I had it ...

6. 去JADE PALACE的路上

uh yeh , almost there , what ? no ... no ...no

sorry po , we 'll bring you back a souvenir ..

no , I 'll bring me back a souvenir

7. JADE PALACE的广场上

it is a historic day, isn’t it, master oogway ?

yes , and one I feared I would not live to see , are your students ready ?

yes , master ooguay

now know this , old friend , whomever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to you

let the tournament begin

ohh...yeh , hahah , oh no , no no no wait , I 'm comin' coming from this .. oh god... aaahh

hey , open the door ..let me in ....

citizens of the valley of peace , it is my great honor to present you tigeress, viper, crane,monkey,mantis —— the furious five

ahahahah... and the furious five ow......

warriors prepare

what no, peeky a hole

ready for battle

yeh ... wow ..the thousand tongues of fire ..whoa~~~

wow .. look at that ..

hey get away.....

and finally master tigeress, believe me citizens , you have not seen anything yet

I know .........

master tigeress plays iron arms and the plates of death

I sense the dragon warrior is among us

citizens of the valley of peace, master oogway will now choose the dragon warrior

ah ... oh no ... no no no wait .. yeah ...hahahah ... hahahah

oh po , what are you doing ?

what does it look like I am doing ?

stop stop , I 'm going to see the dragon warrior

but I don't understand , you finally had the noodle dream

I lied , I don't dream about noodles , dad , I love kung fu u~~u~~~u~~~~~~u

oh come on son , let's get back to work

ok ~~~~~ahhh....stop that .....

8. PO落在OOGWAY面前

uh oh~~ahhhh~~~~ ohhhhh~ what's going on ... where are ... what are you pointing ... oh .. ok .. sorry .. I just wanted to see who the dragon warrior was

how interesting

master , are you ..are you pointing at me ?

him....

who ?

you

me ?

the universe has brought us the dragon warrior

what ? - panda

what ? - the furious five

what ? - shifu

what ? - mr. ping (panda's goose father)

stop , wait , who told you to ..master oogway wait , that flabby panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem , you were about to point at tigeress and that thing fell in front of her , that was just an accident

there are no accidents

forgive us master , we have failed you

no , if the panda has not quit by morning , then I would have failed you

9. CHOR GHOM PRISON

ah~~ah~~ooo~~ooo~ wait wait wait wait wait I bring a message, from master shifu

what , double the guard ? extra pre-caution , your prison may not be adequate ? you doubt my prison security ?

absolutely not , shifu does , I 'm just a messenger

I'll give you a message for your master shifu , escape from chor ghom prison is impossible . hahahahah ... impressive , isn't ?

ohhh..yes .. very impressive ... it's ..it's very impressive

one way in one way out , one thousand guards , and , one prioner

yes , except that prisoner is tailung

take us down..

oh .. my ...

behold ... tai .. lung ...

I alarm (not quite sure here), I'm just gonna wait here

heheh .. it's nothing to worry about , it's perfectly safe ..ohho...at the raid .. hey tough guy ... did you hear , oogway's finally gonna get someone the dragon scroll and it's not gonna be you

what are you doing , don't get him mad

what's he gonna do about it , I 've got him completely un-mobilized ...hahahahah.. oh .. did I step on the wittie kitty's tail, owww~~

I'm gonna .. I've seen enough .. I'm gonna tell shifu he's got nothing to worry about

no , he doesn't

ok I 'll tell him , can we please go now ?

10. SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR

oh .. wait a second ...I think there's been a slite mistake , everyone seems to think that I am .....ahhh ~~ the sacret hall of warriors .. no way ... look at this place .. ahh .. master flying rhino 's armor , with authantic battle damage .... whoa..... the sword of heroes , said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at it... aowww~~~~ ahh......the invisible trident of destiny ... oh ..I've only seen the paintings of that painting ...ahhh~~~uh..noooo..hohohoho..the legendary urn of whispering warriors, said to contain the souls of the entire tan-shu army ... hello ...

have you finish sightseeing ?

ahh...sorry .. I should have come to see you first

my patience is wearing thin

oh .. well .. I mean , it's not like you're going anywhere

would you turn around ?

sure , hey how is it going... now how do you get five... master shifu ... ohhh...someone .. broke that ...but I 'm gonna fix it ..I'll. I'll ... do you have some ... glue ...aw aw~~~~ splinter....

so you are the legendary dragon warrior hemmmm ?

ahhh .. I guess so

wrong ! you are not the dragon warrior , you would never be the dragon warrior until you have learned the secret of the dragon scroll

whoa..........so .. how does this work ... do you have a ladder or a trampoline or a ..

you think it's that easy , that I'm just gonna hand you the secret to limitless power ?

no .. I ..

one must first master the highest level of kung fu , and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you

someone like me ?

yes , look at you , this fat butt, flabby arms

ahh... those are sensetive in the flabby parts

and this ridiculous belly ...

hey ...

and utter disregard for personal hygiene

now , wait a minute , that's a little uncalled for

don't stand that close I can smell your breathe

listen ... oogway said that I was

ohhhh ... the wushi finger hold ..not the wushi finger hold

ohhhh, you know this hold

developed by wushi in the third dynasty , yes ...

oh, then you must know what happends when I flex my pinkie

ahh... no no no

you know the hardest part of this , the hardest part is cleaning up afterwards .. hmmm...

ok ... ok... take it easy

now listen closely , panda , oogway may have picked you , but when I am through with you , I promise you , you are going to wish he hadn't , are we clear ?

ho~~~yeh , we are clear , we are clear , we are so clear

good , heheh .. I can't wait to get started ...

范文五：功夫熊猫的台词

先是配音演员

Jack Black .....Po (voice)

Jackie Chan .....Master Monkey (voice)

Dustin Hoffman .....Shifu (voice)

Lucy Liu .....Master Viper (voice)

Ian McShane .....Tai Lung (voice)

Angelina Jolie .....Master Tigress (voice)

Seth Rogen .....Master Mantis (voice)

David Cross .....Master Crane (voice)

Michael Clarke Duncan .....Rhino Commander (voice)

Randall Duk Kim .....Oogway (voice)

James Hong .....Mr. Ping (voice)

台词:

---------------1------------PO的梦境开场---------------

legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skill were a stuff of legend .

he traveled the land in search of worthy foes

I see you like to chew , maybe you should chew on my fist

the warrior said nothing for his mouth was full . then he swallowed , and then

he spoke : enough talk let’s fight . he was so deadly in fact that his enemies

would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!

my eyes ...

he’s too awesome

and attractive ...

how can we repay you

there’s no charge for awesomeness , or attrativeness . it mattered not how many foes he faced, they were no match for his foe-desity(实在找不出这个词

是啥，怀疑是FOE带了个后缀，有知道的提醒我 ). never before had a panda been so feared , and so loved ， even the most herotic heroes in all of the china - the furious five ， bowed in respect of this great master

We shall hang out

agreed ～

yeh ...

But hanging out would have to wait , coz when you are facing a ten thousand

demons of demon mountain , there’s only one thing that it matters , and

that’s ..

PO

get up

you ’ll be late for work

what ? ...

---------------2------------PO家里---------------

po , get up

hey po what are you doing up there

ah .. nothing ..

monkey mantis crane viper tigeress , roar~~

po ,let’s go , you ’re late for work

coming...

sorry dad

sorry doesn’t make the noodles

and what are you doing up there , all that noise

oh nothing , just had a crazy dream

about what ?

uh ?

what were you dreaming about

what was I , ahhh, I was dreaming about uhhh noodles ...

noodles ? you were really dreaming about noodles?

uh yeh , what else would I be dreaming about ?

thank you~~

...oh ...careful that soup is ... sharp

oh ... happy day.. my son finally having the noodle dream you don’t know how long I ’ve been waiting for this moment, this is a sign ,po

ahh ..a sign of what?

you are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup and then you’ll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant . just as I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of Majiang.

dad dad dad, it was just a dream

no , it was THE dream

We are noodle folk, broth runs though our veins

but dad , didn’t you ever , I don’t know ,wanna do something else ?

something besides noodles

actually when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu

so why didn’t you

oh , because it was a stupid dream, can you imagine me making tofu .. hahahahah... tofu ... no , we all have our place in this world , mine is here ,and yours is ...

I know , is here

no, it’s at table 2,5,7and12 , service with a smile

(sigh....)

---------------3------------JADE PALACE---------------

Well done, students, if you were trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more ferocity , monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis...

master Shifu!

what?

ahhh , it..it..it’s master oogway , he wants to see you.

---------------4------------SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR---------------

Master oogway, you summoned me , is something wrong?

Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?

so , nothing is wrong?

Well, I didn’t say that.

you’re saying...

(oogway ’s breathing and puffing to blow out the candles one by one )

you were saying...

I’ve had a vision , tailung will return

that is impossible , he’s in prison

nothing is impossible

zeng, fly to chor ghom prison , and tell them to double the guards, double the weapons, double everything , tailung does not leave that prison

yes ... master shifu

one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it

we have to do something, we can’t just let him marching on the valley, and take his revenge .. he’ll..he’ll…

your mind is like this water , my friend, when it is agitated , it becomes difficult to see ,but if you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clear

the dragon scroll

it is time

but who , who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power, to become the dragon warrior

I don’t know

---------------5------------PO家的面档---------------

excuse me, excuse me, sorry ....

hey...watch it po....

sorry ...sorry .. a dozen pardon ...what , ohhh , master oogway’s choosing the dragon warrior , today...everyone ,everyone , go , get to the jade palace! one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll , we’ve been waitin’ a thousand years for this , just ink the pole/bowl ??? (不确定，谁听出来告诉我) . this is the

greatest thing in kungfu history , don’t worry about it , just go

po , where are you going

to the jade palace

but you’re forgeting your noodle car! the whole valley will be there , and you’ll sell noodles to all of them.

selling noodles ? But,dad..you know I was kinda thinking maybe I ..

yeh ?

I was kinda thinking maybe I

uh huh

could also sell the bean buns, they’re...they’re about to go bad…

that’s my boy , I told you that dream was a sign ?

yeh , heheh ..glad I had it ...

---------------11------------练功房---------------

let’s begin

wait wait wait ..wh~~what ? now ?

yes , now , unless you think great oogway was wrong , and you are not the dragon warrior

ohhh , ok , well , I~~I don’t know if I can do all of those .. moves ..

heheheh~~~ well , if we don’t try we will never know , will we ?

ah .. yeh ... it’s just ... maybe we can find something more suited to my~~level ?

and what level is that ?

well you know I ~~~I am not a master , but ahh ...let’s just start at zero , level zero ?

hohoh..no , there’s no such thing as level zero

hey .. maybe I can start with that

that ? we use that for training children , and for propping the door opened when it’s hot, but if you insist

ohhhh , the furious five , you’re so much bigger then your action figures ,

except for you, mantis, you’re about the same

go ahead , panda , show us what you can do

hmm , are they gonna watch , or should I just wait untill they get back to work or something

hit it

ok , yeh , I mean , I just ate , so i’m still digesting, so my kung fu might no be

as good as later on

just hit it !

alright ...what you got , you got nothing coz I got it right here , you’re picking on my friends, get ready to feel the thunder .. the might of the crazy feet , what you gonna do about the cray feet , i mean .. come on , I am blur , I am blur , you’ve never seen bear style , you’ve only seen pre-mantis , or monkey style ,

or imagine snaketie snake

would you hit it ~~~~

alright , alright ..

why don’t you try again , a little harder

how is that ... ah ... oh... oh that hurts

this will be easier than I thought

I feel a little nauseous .. wo~ho~ho~ho~ho~~~~ my tenders ..ahh ohhh.....ah oh....how did I do

there is now a level zero

---------------12------------JADE PALACE外面路上---------------

there’s no words

no denying that

I don’t understand what master oogway was thinking , the poor guy’s just gonna get himself killed

he is so mighty , the dragon warrior fell out of the sky , on a ball of fire

when he walks the very ground shades

one would think that master oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu

yeh .. or could at least touch his toes

or even see his toes

---------------13------------JADE PALACE的房间里---------------

ok .. ah great ...aow~~~~~~ohhh heheh hi hi , you are up

am now

I was just eh , some day huhh , that kung fu stuff’s hard work right , are you biceps sore?

um~~I’ve had a long and and rahter disappointing day ,so eh , yeh I should probably get to sleep now

yeh yeh yeh of course

ok , thanks

it’s just hawwww man, i’m such a big fan , you guys were totally amazing at the battle of the weeping river , out numbered a thousand to one , but you didn’t stop ,and then you just .... ohhh sorry about that

err ... look, you don’t belong here

ahh .. I know I know , you’re right , I don’t have , I just , my whole life , I dreamed ..

no no no I mean , you don’t belong HERE , I mean , in this room , for this is my room , property of crane heh ..

oh .. ok , right right , so , yeh , you want to get to sleep

yeh

and I’m keeping you up , we ’ve got big things tomorrow , alright , you’re awesome , last thing I’m gonna say , ok , byebye

whoa...

what was that ?

I didn’t say anything

ok , alright , and good night , sleep well ... seem a little bit awkward .. master tigeress , didn’t mean to wake you , just ..

you don’t belong here

ahh yeh yeh of coz , this is your room

I mean , you don’t belong in the jade palace , you are a disgrace to kung fu ,

and if you have any respect to who we are , and what we do , you will be gone by morning

big fan~~~~

---------------14------------JADE PALACE 外面PEACH TREE下---------------

I see you have found the sacret peach tree of heavenly wisdom

ohh~~~ is that what this is ? I am so sorry , I thought it was just a regular peach tree

I understand , you eat when you are upset

upset , I am not upset , why~~why~~why~~what makes you think I am upset

so why are you upset ?

ahhh~~I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kungfu, in the history of china, in the history of sucking

probably

and the five , man , you should ’ve seen ’em , they totally hate me

totally

how’s shifu ever gonna turn me into the dragon warrior , I mean I am not like

the five , I’ve got no claws , no wings , no venom , even mantis has those ... these , maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles

quit , don’t quit , noodles , don’t noodles , you are too concern with what was

and what will be . there is a saying , yestoday is history , tomorrow is a mystery , but today is a gift , that is why it is called present ...

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