考试怎么能及格呢?
其实,我考试不及格实在不能怪我啊,而是因为一年只有365天。详析如下:
1.星期天—一一年里面有104天的星期天,扣除这些天数,一年只剩下261天。
2.暑 假——在一年内,大约有50天的天气非常热,而导致无法念书,因此,那261天也只剩下211天。
3.另外,包括元旦,国庆,五一,寒假节目,又占了50天,那211天也只剩下161天。
4.就剩下的161天,每天还有8小时的睡眠时间,算起来又占去74天,一年就只剩下87天。
5.考试及测验至少占了一年的50天,算起来那87天也就只剩下37天。
6.一年当中看电影或参加一些有关活动,怎么也要20天 ,算起来那37天也就剩下了17天。
7.这剩下的17天,每天大约1小时的游戏时间,2小时的沟通时间.半小时的购物时间,半小时的 方便时间,半小时的个人卫生时间,半小时的零食时间……约占去4天,算起来一年就只剩下6天。
8.预计一年生病7天,算起来一年就只剩下6天。
9.预计一年被老师及家长罚掉5天时间,比如罚站,罚写检查,罚打扫卫生等等。算起来一年就只剩下了1天。
10.就剩下的1天,正好是我们自己的生日。
试问,这一年当中根本就没有时间可以念书,学生考试又怎么能及格呢?
在座的老师同学们,你们看窗外阳光多好,知道为什么吗?因为今天我演讲(同学笑).
我先介绍一个我自己吧,我叫张学友,张是弓加一个长字,学是好好学习的习字,友呢是张学友的友,性别为男.出生年月作为隐私不便透露.我很高兴能站在这里,首先请允许我代表全国人民向在家问声好.能站在这里我也鼓了很大的勇气,就像是对一个单恋已久的女孩去表白一样,心里没底啊.我竟选的是班长,同学们会对我信任吗.还有一点是你有没有这个能力去担当班长一职呢.这对你们来说都是个有待解决的问题.但我可以很负责任地告诉大家,我有这个信心也有这个能力做好班长所应做的每一件事,我很不想说我以前担任过什么,这都是一个过去,我面对的是我的新同学,新朋友我想这会是个全新的开始,你们也看到我理了个头,而且理得很短,因为我想从头开始(同学们笑).我也不想谈我当了班长如何如何,当上跟没当是两回事,况现在至少还不是,大谈特谈是很虚的东西,说跟做是两回事,我怕我说得到而做不得,一切得看平时表现吧,
我这个人也没什么特点,就是喜欢有事没事摆个黄飞鸿似的笑,搞个蒙娜丽莎似的微笑.都是自以为很酷而已,如果了大家的风头不要介意啊,如来佛主,天地观音我可没那心啊.
不管大家对信任与否都得投我一票,如果你不信任我投我一票以示你对我不不信任.最后再次说声谢谢大家!!
好笑吧
一只蚂蚁在路上看见一头大象,蚂蚁钻进土里,只有一只腿露在外面。
⊥米涌醇不解的问:“为什么把腿露在外面?”*
蚂蚁说:“嘘!别出声,老子绊他龟儿子一跤!”
第二天,兔子看见整窝的蚂蚁排着队急匆匆赶路,问何故?
蚂蚁答:“昨天有头大象被我们一兄弟绊倒,,摔成重伤,我们给那丫献血去。”
没多久,兔子见大批蚂蚁又回来了,就问怎么回事,一只蚂蚁说:“哦,只有一个跟那大象的血型一致,留他一个在那抽血呢,足够。”
第三天兔子赶来问蚂蚁:那丫活了吗?蚂蚁无可奈何的说:我把它抬回去了,妈的真重,腰都累弯了,那丫也太不经得摔了!
大象病好后要告蚂蚁,法庭判决,蚂蚁绊倒大象属恶意伤害,监禁6月。
蚂蚁不服,“人身伤害罪最多监禁2月,为何判我半年?”
法官:“人身伤害罪判2月,绊倒大象为种族歧视罪,追加4个月~~~”
于是蚂蚁向高级法院提出诉状:我等与大象本来平等,何来“歧视”,请高院明判,还我等清白,另诉法官诬陷罪。
过了几天大象法突然死了,大家跑去看它。发现她旁边有只母蚂蚁。就问它大象是怎么死的。母蚂蚁哭着说:我就告诉它说我怀了它的孩子它就~~~~~
母蚂蚁产了一堆卵,孵啊孵啊,结果孵出一群鸵鸟,**int!大象死的真冤啊~~
一天兔子忽然看见一只大象躲在树后面,将一只腿伸在外面。就问:“你在干什么啊?”
大象说:“嘘!别出声,我TMD等那蚂蚁龟儿子来,好拌他丫一下,为我兄弟报仇。”
兔子刚离开大象就听见大象一声惨叫,于是马上跑回去看,途中遇见一只蚂蚁在路边喘气。兔子还没问蚂蚁就听蚂蚁自己说话了:TMD想整老子,还好我发现的早,把脚给它踩断了哈!
大象又被送回了医院,因为股动脉被踩断,这次失血更多,连输80L还不够,血库告急,而那只唯一与大象血型的相符的蚂蚁已经在上次输血后虚脱了。
10分钟的高中生物演讲稿
执著的力量但凡是在一个有尊崇文化、尊崇知识传统的民族或国度中,一提到科学家这个字眼,总会让人有一种肃然起敬的感觉。
这是正常的,也是符合时代发展进步规律的。
但今天我要说的不是科学家是多么的崇高与伟大,是多么的高不可攀,他并不是不可触及的和我们生活在另一个世界里的神秘人物。
追随任何一个科学家的足迹,你会发现他们的生理结构、他们的喜怒哀乐、他们的日常起居和我们并无不同之处。
或许他们之所以能够成为大家眼中的“人类精英”,只是因为他们喜欢并执着于他们的工作。
作为一个妇孺皆知的物理学家,爱因斯坦在科学界中的地位毋庸置疑。
但,在提及自己为何会取得如此举世瞩目的成就时,他只是说了一句;我只不过是对所感兴趣的事喜欢刨根问底罢了。
(大意如此)另外一个同样伟大的女科学家居里夫人的事迹也不需多说。
为了分离出当时尚未从事实上给予证实的一种放射性元素镭,她在自己简陋的实验室里辛苦工作了相当长一段时间,并因为该元素的强烈放射性而极大地损害了自己的健康。
一位当代计算机语言识别技术中不得不提的重量级人物,至今仍活跃于业界的计算机科学家兼商业成功人士李开复在他的著述中提到“一周工作七天,一天工作十七个小时以上”。
相当多的诺贝尔奖获得者大多也已年近半百也进一步证明了这个事实——如果一件事,你坚持做了,可能不一定成功;但如果你不做,你肯定不会成功。
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第十一届“21世纪杯”全国英语演讲比赛冠军——曹丰 Our Future: A Battle between Dreams and Reality Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen:When I was in the primary school, I have a dream. I want to invent a device which could bring you from one place to another in no time at all. When I was in the secondary school, my dream was to study in my ideal university. And when eventually I got into the university, my dream was to graduate.How pathetic! When we grow up, we dream less and become more realistic. Why? Why do we have to change our dreams, so, so in order to let it be "fulfilled"? Why do we have to surrender to the so-called "reality"? What IS the reality actually?Ladies and gentlemen, the reality is not real. It is a barrier keeping us from all the possible fantasies. Flying, for example, had been a dream to mankind for thousands of years. A hundred years ago, "man could not fly" was still regarded as the "reality". Now if that was really the reality, what did the Wright brothers do? How did some of you get to Macau? Only when we believe that the reality is not real can we soar with our dreams.People say that our future is a battle between the reality and our dreams. And if, unfortunately, Mr. Reality wins this war, then I see no future of mankind at all. AIDS will never be curable as this IS the reality; People living in the undeveloped countries will suffer from starvation forever as this IS the reality; 4)Disputes among different countries would never be settled as this misunderstandings and intolerance IS the reality.Ladies and gentlemen, how many of you have a dream of being able to make a lot of money? Please raise your hands. Oh, quite a number of you! Actually, ladies and gentlemen, this is not a dream, but a task. Every one of us has to make a living, right? Anyway I hope your task will be accomplished. How many of you think that you have already fulfilled your dream and that you don't dream anymore? Dear 5)adjudicators, what do you think? C.S. Lewis once said, "You are never too old to dream a new dream." So for our future, please dream and be unrealistic.Now that I am a university student, my goal is to graduate with excellences. But at the same time, I have a dream deeply rooted in our future. One day, people living in the areas now 6)sweltering with the horror of wars will be able to sit with their families and enjoy their every moment. One day, people from the rich countries are willing to share what they have with those from the poor countries and those from the poor countries will eventually be able to make their own happy living themselves. One day, different cultures in this age of globalization will coexist with tolerance and the unfriendly confrontations among them will be 7)eliminated. One day, the globe will share the dream with me and we will all contribute to making our dream come true. One day, our dream will defeat the reality! Thank you very much.录音 要邮箱我发
需要一篇演讲稿,不超过10分钟最好。
P.S. 要很幽默的
亲爱的同学们:大家好!今天,我演讲的题目是“祖国在我心中”。
祖国,中华民族伟大的母亲,你是华夏儿女心中的根。
翻开昨天的历史,一幕幕英雄事迹浮现在我眼前。
在祖国遭受外强肆意之时,多少人仁志士毫不犹豫挺身而出,用自己的生命保卫祖国的安危。
他们为了祖国的统一、祖国的兴旺、民族的富强,抛头颅、洒热血。
在敌人的酷刑、诱惑下,英雄们并没有向“魔鬼”低头,而是宁死不屈。
邓世昌、**、杨靖宇……无数先烈,他们心中有着一颗炽热的爱国心。
如今,作为后代的我们,热爱祖国是我们义不容辞的责任。
想起先烈的英勇,他们的精神时时刻刻在鼓舞我们前进。
祖国,您听,您的孩子正深情地唤呼您的名字。
让我们用行动表示对您深深的爱,那就是努力学习,健康地成长;让我们的意志像钢铁般坚韧;用我们的汗水与智慧,让祖国的锦绣山川变得更加绚丽多彩;让我们把先烈们的精神发扬光大,一起谱写中华更璀璨的诗篇!让我们深情地说:“祖国,我爱您!”
一篇10分钟的演讲稿!!急需!比赛用,英语。
简单点
A window is opened up at the crack of dawn, beside which one man is overlooking the the mess of buildings outside, breathing the fresh air cosily. But just after a little while, he steps to his seat, staring at the computer screen till the night. This man is very likely a programmer. There is a man who concentrates on his computer, but doesn't care about however he dresses, or even whether he washes his face. There is a man who has a good knowledge of computer language, but has a low EQ and makes a bad relationship with others. There is a man who stays at home and does his own work by himself day and night, but just has few friends. These images shown above probably are what people think of programmers as, in fact, programmers indeed give us a bad impression sometimes. However, people just have a partial understanding of programmers' life, not to mention that they can know the fun of programming. There is no doubt that programs affect all aspects of our lives in an obvious or potential way, especially they are reflected in electronic products that we use nowadays. When you are so proud of possessing an iphone, you'd better remember that it is the program that makes you get confidence to show off the advanced mobile phones thoroughly. When you take advantage of computers to cope with problems in life, you'd better remember that it is the program that makes you seek the convenience of computer. When you needn't worry about hot summer and cold winter owing to an air-conditioner, you'd better remember that it is the program that makes you share the machine's intelligent. When you release your pressure by playing varies of online games, you'd better remember that it is the program that makes you enjoy the great entertainment in life. As people's thoughts control their bodies, computer programs play a leading role in the modern times. Both Social progress and human evolution depend on the computer programs. In the practical application, a software consists of different programs and then combines with hardware to develop into a high-tech Electronic product. There are many kinds of electronic products found everywhere in our daily life. Nearly all the time do we make use of these products to conduct our passion. Yes, it is definitely right that programming is a hard work because of its special characteristics---complicated, time-wasted, logical. To make a program needs our continual patient and confidence, and we should accept failure again and
急需一篇10分钟的自我介绍演讲稿
大家好! 我叫XXXX。
幼年时曾作过许多色彩斑斓的梦,当个播音员、或者当一名电视节目主持人是我最大的梦想。
于是,我利用一切机会学播音,练演讲,说相声,打快板,表演舞蹈,主持节目。
我参加爸爸所在部队的春节文艺晚会,我表演的快板书绕口令受到战士们的热烈欢迎。
我深深的知道,作一名合格的播音员或者电视节目主持人是一件非常不容易的事情,成长的道路上会有成功的喜悦,但更多的是失败的沮丧;会有收获的幸福,但更多的是耕耘的艰辛。
但我有勇气、有决心去面对这一切。
于是,今天,我站在了同学们中间。
我和在座的同学们一样,渴望展翅高飞,渴望将来有更大的发展空间,有施展才华的更广阔的天地。
我想,有耕耘就会有收获。
未来的四年里,由各位老师的倾情传授,我们一定会有一个无限美好的未来。
好诗好画好山水,乡曲乡音乡情美,一曲龙船调,回绕洞庭北。
两江汇流,三镇鼎立,九省通衢。
我的家乡是湖北省的省会——美丽的XXXXXXXX。
亲不够的是巍然屹立XXXXX楼,看不够的是晴川芳草XXXXX洲,唱不够的是XXXXXX画廊铺锦绣,爱不够的是XXXX湖碧波荡温柔。
故乡不仅美丽,而且深邃。
挥却世纪的风烟,掀开岁月的史册,美丽的江城,孕育了多少民族的精英、革命的先辈;谱写过多少传世的诗章、不朽的赞歌。
在她的身边,辛亥革命的钩刺挑落了封建君主最后一顶皇冠;在她的胸前,无产阶级的铁锤迸出罢工怒潮的钢花铁火。
浩浩荡荡的长江啊,是中国近代革命史最权威的见证。
看不尽那里沧桑的叠映,讲不完那里历史的厚重,那截江流曾载走多少不屈的呐喊,那片土地曾淹没多少不死的英灵。
那里曾飘走惆怅万千的孤帆远影,那里曾响起捣毁帝制的激烈炮声。
那里的人民曾倾城出动,和祖国一起迎来新生;那里的人民曾充满豪情,欢呼改革大潮澎湃汹涌。
今天,那里的大地已是硕果累累,那里的蓝天已是万里碧空,那就我可爱的家——XXXXXXXXX城。
各位老师、同学们!我的叙述,可使您跃跃欲试?我的描绘,可使您心情激动?欢迎您到我的故乡去做客,欢迎您去游览江城的美景。
我会为您唱起家乡的小曲,让您尽情领略醇厚的湖北风情: 谢谢! 或者英语的 good morning my name is jack it is really a great honor to have this opportunity for a interview i would like to answer whatever you may raise and i hope i can make a good performance today eventually enroll in this prestigious university in september. now i will introduce myself brieflyi am 21 years oldborn in heilongjiang province northeast of chinaand i am curruently a senior student at beijing XX uni.my major is packaging engineering.and i will receive my bachelor degree after my graduation in june.in the past 4 yearsi spend most of my time on study have passed with a ease. and i have acquired basic knowledge of packaging and publishing both in theory and in practice. besides i have attend several packaging exhibition hold in Beijing this is our advantage study here i have taken a tour to some big factory and company. through these i have a deeply understanding of domestic packaging industry. compared to developed countries such as us unfortunately although we have made extraordinary progress since 1978 our packaging industry are still underdeveloped mess unstable the situation of employees in this field are awkard. but i have full confidence in a bright future
10分钟的发言稿大约多少字
世界那么大 我想去看看为主题的演讲稿一 心有多大,世界便有多大。
------题记 网上刚刚传出女大老师神简洁的辞职信,一句“世界很大,我想去看看”让多少人为之倾倒,让多少人知道了自己成人的初衷。
人不是机器,我们有感情,有记忆,有着无与伦比的创造力。
古人都知道“读万卷书,不如行万里路”,我们有着新科技和新环\境,有什么理由不去看看世界 。
人活在世上不是简单的为了生存下去繁衍后代,生存只是一个方面 是基础 。
但更重要的是干你想干的事,随心所欲才是快乐。
符合你的心才是最重要的。
有的人穷尽一生,却没有做过一件真正让自己满意的事,只是在各种各样的压力下,如同木偶般的过着行尸走肉般的生活。
从来不能按自己的意愿而过,从未有过说走就走的旅行。
这样的人生有意义吗。
你的人在这里辛辛苦苦的工作,难道心也跟着麻木了吗?真的没有一点青春的年少热血了吗?你真的愿意一生中就在新闻里看着别人到处飞而没有一点想法吗?心不在此,何不放开你的心,让它去自由的飞翔。
天改变不了你的志向,地也无法动摇你的决心。
我们走在一条充满了迷雾的道路上,我们只能用心去走,跟随着自己的心,一路走到底。
让说走就走成为你的个性,让心随你飘扬,让你的心在麻木的人群中发光,告诉他们“心是用来飘的”。
我们处在一个能到处飘得时代,但人却总把自己给关起来,外面的世界多姿多彩,有些人却固执己见,不愿变革,你可知道美国为什么能引领潮流,为什么中国5000多年积淀比不上人家几百年的吸收融合?并不是我们的文明不够,而是没有眼界没有创新的文化是一潭死水,无法流动的水有怎么能养育鲜美的食物呢! 你的眼界不是受限于你的文化,而是取决你的心,你或许只是一个吃货,你也有吃遍世界的决心。
你或许是一个文艺的诗人,你的有聆听世界的决心。
你或许只是一个普普通通的平民,但你的有周游完世界然后在晚年回忆它的决心。
世界怎么大,总有你不的不出发的理由,总会有让你看看它的决心。
随心去飘吧,世界的大不是你能想象的。
感悟不同文化,见识不同的事。
这样的人生才不失趣味...
求10~15分钟演讲稿
民营企业技术创新要闯好"五关"南存辉尊敬的各位领导、各位来宾女士们、先生们:非常感谢省委统战部的热情邀请,给了这个大好机会,使我有幸和"百名海外博士浙江杭州行"的各位专家、学者,相聚这美丽的西子湖畔,共同探讨新世纪浙江发展的课题。
我来自"温州模式"的主要发祥地--温州柳市。
那里。
因奇迹般崛起数千家电器企业而成名副其实的"东方电器之都",成为世人公认的浙江区域经济发展的典范。
我所在的正泰集团,历经17年的艰苦创业,已成为中国工业电器的"龙头"企业之一,名列全国民营企业综合实力500强第5位,全国工业电器最大规模乡镇企业第2位。
"正泰"商标被国家工商行政管理局认定为驰名商标。
2000年实现工业总产值42亿元,利税5.05亿元,出口产品交货值2800万美元。
"九五"期间,年均增率为50%。
正泰集团何以从一个小打小闹的民营企业迅速发展成为一个规模企业、科技企业、外向型企业?这里的关键因素是依靠科技进步,走科技创新之路,要走好科技创新之路,我们的体会是要闯好"五关"一、要闯过陈旧的思想意识关科技创新,首先要观念创新,思想创新,真正意识到"科学技术是第一生产力",意识到"创新是一个民族进步的灵魂",意识到创新是一个企业兴旺发达的不竭动力。
中国的民营企业是改革开放的产物,它的优势是不带有传统计划经济的条条框框,市场主体作用得 充分发挥,产权明晰,利益直接,机制灵活,拥有科技创新的强大利益驱动。
但是,从劣势分析,民营企业是在充满着传统和自然经济和小农经济的土壤里成长起来的,不免带有浓厚的封建色彩和小农意识;这些固有的痕迹如不可以扫除,显然,是同经济全球化浪潮背道而驰的。
从民营企业的轨迹看,往往起步于家庭工业,脱胎于个体私营经济,"泥腿子"办厂,加上县、市区域范围小,文化和技术支撑后续乏力,致使工厂规模小,企业组织离散度大,产品技术含量低等问题难以得到解决。
因而,不跳出思想的禁锢,不实现科技创新的跨越式发展,要想立足于竞争的不败之地,要想在行业中科技领航,是不可想像的。
正泰集团的发展,正是追赶潮流、开拓创新的结果。
二、要闯过传统的家庭企业关民营企业的初创阶段,往往是三亲六戚办厂,兄弟姑嫂管理。
这种沾亲带故的人员封闭、财产封闭、经济运行状况封闭的"三封闭"管理状态,出现了企业管理中人情大于规章,能力低于动力的静止常态,使企业发展走入了家族化的误区。
家族的封闭性不适应现代经济的开放性,这种情况下何谈科技创新。
正泰集团这几年之所以迅速走向"科技强企"之路,就是因为克服了家族企业的封闭性,导向企业开放式发展;就是因为克服利欲的短期性,着眼于科技创新的长远性。
正像彼得·德鲁克在《大变革时代的管理》一书中论述"新的超级大国--海外华人"一文中描述的那样,海外华人的家族公司具有和现代经济接轨的"开放性"与"家族稳定性"的双重特征,使华人海外企业得到快速发展。
正泰正是根植于中国文化的深厚土壤,又充分吸收开放经济的文明成果,着力于大刀阔斧地改革家族企业。
无论是资产的重组,还是引进高级管理人才,无论是投巨资引进行进设备,还是敢花钱购买专利技术,我们力排阻力,大胆创新,使正泰走上了现代企业发展之路。
三、要闯过资本经营关资本是技术的重要支撑,没有资本的积聚,就没有企业的规模发展,而没有企业的规模效应,人才的引进、科技的投入也无从谈起。
规模从何而来?靠的就是生产经营和资本经营。
过去,民营企业往往注重生产经营而忽视资本经营。
90年代初,我们着手产权制度的改革,充分利用温州民间资本丰厚的有利条件,从吸取民间资本开始,形成了中外合资、扩股投资、银行融资、技术参股等生产要素投入的多元化格局。
正泰集团的股东由原来的10个扩大到107个,我个人的股份以及家族本身的股份比例越来越小,而资本的总额越来越大,资本的社会化程度越来越高,而我们对科技股入的力度也就越来越强,真正使企业的科技创新步入资本优势加上人才优势的良性循环。
据统计,近三年来我们注入科技创新的经费达到了10亿元,购买了一批专利,创办了一批孵化中心,引进了一批人才。
我们明确规定,每年以销售额的5%用于技术改造和新产品开发。
过去民营企业不能上市,现在门槛降低了,条件成熟了,我们正在积极筹备,完成了辅导期的工作,争取股票早上市,拓展融通资本的市场空间。
雄厚的资本实力和技术投入,为企业的科技创新插上了腾飞的翅膀。
四、要过人才匮乏关人是生产力中最为活跃的因素,是企业技术创新 载体,在技术创新中国起着举足轻得的作用。
在过去,民营企业是最大的劣势,是人才短缺,是知识文化水平低。
因此,民营企业技术创新,必须闯好人才这一关。
近几年来,我们着眼于企业发展,先后从全国各地引进1000多名中、高级人才,形成了支较强的科技队伍,核心层科技人才比例已28%,我们提出把企业办成学习型组织,倡导员工终身学习,把单纯追求资本和利润,演泽为重视人才、重视素质,重视智力开发。
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i have a dreamevery one has his own dream.when i was a little kid ,my dream was even to have a candy shop of my own .but now ,when i am 16 years old ,standing here ,my dreams have already changed a lot.i have got quite different experience from other girls.while they were playing toys at home,while they were dreaming to be the princesses in the story .i was running in the hard rain,jumping in the heavy snow,pitching in the strong wind.nothing could stop me ,because of a wonderful call from my heart -- to be an athlete.yeah ,of course ,i'm an athlete,i'm so proud of that all the time .when i was 10 years old ,i became a shot-put athlete.the training was really hard ,i couldn't bear the heavy shot in my hands .but i always believe that "god only help those who help themselves".during those hard days,i find i was growing more quickly than others of the same age.to be an athlete is my most correct choice.but,i quit my team after entering high school because of a silly excuse.i really didn't want to stop my sports career anyway.today i say to you my friends that even though i must face the difficulties of yesterday ,today and tomorrow .i still have a dream .it is a dream deeply rooted in my soul.i have a dream that one day ,i can run,jump and pitch just like i used to be.i have a dream that one day ,i can go back to my dream sports and join the national team.i have a dream that one day ,i can stand on the highest place at the olympic games.with all the cameras pointing at me.i will tell everyone that i'm so proud to be a chinese athlete!this is my hope .this is the faith that i continue my steps with!with this faith ,i will live though the strong wind and heavy rain ,never give up !so let victory ring from my heart,from all of you.when we allow victory to ring .i must be the one!in my imagination,i'm a bird ,a magical bird.i carry my dreams all with me by my big wings.i fly though the mountains ,though the forests ,over the sea,to the sun ,the warmest place in the aerospace!every night ,i have a dream ,i see a girl ---smiling
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