执著的力量
但凡是在一个有尊崇文化、尊崇知识传统的民族或国度中,一提到科学家这个字眼,总会让人有一种肃然起敬的感觉。这是正常的,也是符合时代发展进步规律的。
但今天我要说的不是科学家是多么的崇高与伟大,是多么的高不可攀,他并不是不可触及的和我们生活在另一个世界里的神秘人物。追随任何一个科学家的足迹,你会发现他们的生理结构、他们的喜怒哀乐、他们的日常起居和我们并无不同之处。或许他们之所以能够成为大家眼中的“人类精英”,只是因为他们喜欢并执着于他们的工作。
作为一个妇孺皆知的物理学家,爱因斯坦在科学界中的地位毋庸置疑。但,在提及自己为何会取得如此举世瞩目的成就时,他只是说了一句;我只不过是对所感兴趣的事喜欢刨根问底罢了。(大意如此)
另外一个同样伟大的女科学家居里夫人的事迹也不需多说。为了分离出当时尚未从事实上给予证实的一种放射性元素镭,她在自己简陋的实验室里辛苦工作了相当长一段时间,并因为该元素的强烈放射性而极大地损害了自己的健康。
一位当代计算机语言识别技术中不得不提的重量级人物,至今仍活跃于业界的计算机科学家兼商业成功人士李开复在他的著述中提到“一周工作七天,一天工作十七个小时以上”。
相当多的诺贝尔奖获得者大多也已年近半百也进一步证明了这个事实——如果一件事,你坚持做了,可能不一定成功;但如果你不做,你肯定不会成功。
高中英语演讲稿范文200词以内
What is friendship? It is to relate with somebody without need for money or objective. It is to need emotion and over wealth is friendship , no matter what their background , age , sex or personality. Friendship can be pure. We hear , nowdays, however, how one can be cheated by friends. Many people get along with someone because they have a lot of money. It is doultful that is real friendship. Having friends, one can be find happiness. If you are in trouble your friends will help you through or at least comfort you. When you are happy , they share it with you. They are also there for you to chat with at any time. It is a wonderful feeling, as the proverb says" to love each other is easy but to make frieds is hard", So, it is crutial that we should get along with our friends. In my opinon ,it is a shame to deceive your friends . The world would be more beautiful if it was full of filled with friendship翻译:友谊是什么?友谊是一种不需要钱或者物质来维持的人与人之间的关系。
无论人们的背景 年龄 性别或者个性怎样,友谊的维系需要感情多过财富。
友谊应该是纯洁的。
然而,现今我们常常听到的是一个人怎样被他的朋友所欺骗。
许多人与人走近是因为他们拥有很多的金钱。
而这是否是真正的友谊令人怀疑。
通过交朋友,一个人会感到快乐。
如果你有麻烦,你的朋友会帮助你,至少会支持鼓励你。
当你开心时,他们会与你分享。
他们会在任何时候倍你聊天。
正如谚语说的:爱别人是容易的,但与人交朋友是困难的,这是一种奇妙的感觉。
所以,与我们的朋友走近是相当重要的。
我认为欺骗朋友是可耻的。
如果这个世界充满友谊,那么这个世界将会更加美丽。
高中生幽默演讲稿范文
考试怎么能及格呢?其实,我考试不及格实在不能怪我啊,而是因为一年只有365天。
详析如下:1.星期天—一一年里面有104天的星期天,扣除这些天数,一年只剩下261天。
2.暑 假——在一年内,大约有50天的天气非常热,而导致无法念书,因此,那261天也只剩下211天。
3.另外,包括元旦,国庆,五一,寒假节目,又占了50天,那211天也只剩下161天。
4.就剩下的161天,每天还有8小时的睡眠时间,算起来又占去74天,一年就只剩下87天。
5.考试及测验至少占了一年的50天,算起来那87天也就只剩下37天。
6.一年当中看电影或参加一些有关活动,怎么也要20天 ,算起来那37天也就剩下了17天。
7.这剩下的17天,每天大约1小时的游戏时间,2小时的沟通时间.半小时的购物时间,半小时的 方便时间,半小时的个人卫生时间,半小时的零食时间……约占去4天,算起来一年就只剩下6天。
8.预计一年生病7天,算起来一年就只剩下6天。
9.预计一年被老师及家长罚掉5天时间,比如罚站,罚写检查,罚打扫卫生等等。
算起来一年就只剩下了1天。
10.就剩下的1天,正好是我们自己的生日。
试问,这一年当中根本就没有时间可以念书,学生考试又怎么能及格呢?在座的老师同学们,你们看窗外阳光多好,知道为什么吗?因为今天我演讲(同学笑).我先介绍一个我自己吧,我叫张学友,张是弓加一个长字,学是好好学习的习字,友呢是张学友的友,性别为男.出生年月作为隐私不便透露.我很高兴能站在这里,首先请允许我代表全国人民向在家问声好.能站在这里我也鼓了很大的勇气,就像是对一个单恋已久的女孩去表白一样,心里没底啊.我竟选的是班长,同学们会对我信任吗.还有一点是你有没有这个能力去担当班长一职呢.这对你们来说都是个有待解决的问题.但我可以很负责任地告诉大家,我有这个信心也有这个能力做好班长所应做的每一件事,我很不想说我以前担任过什么,这都是一个过去,我面对的是我的新同学,新朋友我想这会是个全新的开始,你们也看到我理了个头,而且理得很短,因为我想从头开始(同学们笑).我也不想谈我当了班长如何如何,当上跟没当是两回事,况现在至少还不是,大谈特谈是很虚的东西,说跟做是两回事,我怕我说得到而做不得,一切得看平时表现吧,我这个人也没什么特点,就是喜欢有事没事摆个黄飞鸿似的笑,搞个蒙娜丽莎似的微笑.都是自以为很酷而已,如果了大家的风头不要介意啊,如来佛主,天地观音我可没那心啊.不管大家对信任与否都得投我一票,如果你不信任我投我一票以示你对我不不信任.最后再次说声谢谢大家!!好笑吧 一只蚂蚁在路上看见一头大象,蚂蚁钻进土里,只有一只腿露在外面。
⊥米涌醇不解的问:“为什么把腿露在外面?”* 蚂蚁说:“嘘!别出声,老子绊他龟儿子一跤!” 第二天,兔子看见整窝的蚂蚁排着队急匆匆赶路,问何故?蚂蚁答:“昨天有头大象被我们一兄弟绊倒,,摔成重伤,我们给那丫献血去。
” 没多久,兔子见大批蚂蚁又回来了,就问怎么回事,一只蚂蚁说:“哦,只有一个跟那大象的血型一致,留他一个在那抽血呢,足够。
” 第三天兔子赶来问蚂蚁:那丫活了吗?蚂蚁无可奈何的说:我把它抬回去了,妈的真重,腰都累弯了,那丫也太不经得摔了!大象病好后要告蚂蚁,法庭判决,蚂蚁绊倒大象属恶意伤害,监禁6月。
蚂蚁不服,“人身伤害罪最多监禁2月,为何判我半年?” 法官:“人身伤害罪判2月,绊倒大象为种族歧视罪,追加4个月~~~” 于是蚂蚁向高级法院提出诉状:我等与大象本来平等,何来“歧视”,请高院明判,还我等清白,另诉法官诬陷罪。
过了几天大象法突然死了,大家跑去看它。
发现她旁边有只母蚂蚁。
就问它大象是怎么死的。
母蚂蚁哭着说:我就告诉它说我怀了它的孩子它就~~~~~ 母蚂蚁产了一堆卵,孵啊孵啊,结果孵出一群鸵鸟,**int!大象死的真冤啊~~ 一天兔子忽然看见一只大象躲在树后面,将一只腿伸在外面。
就问:“你在干什么啊?” 大象说:“嘘!别出声,我TMD等那蚂蚁龟儿子来,好拌他丫一下,为我兄弟报仇。
” 兔子刚离开大象就听见大象一声惨叫,于是马上跑回去看,途中遇见一只蚂蚁在路边喘气。
兔子还没问蚂蚁就听蚂蚁自己说话了:TMD想整老子,还好我发现的早,把脚给它踩断了哈!大象又被送回了医院,因为股动脉被踩断,这次失血更多,连输80L还不够,血库告急,而那只唯一与大象血型的相符的蚂蚁已经在上次输血后虚脱了。
高中英语演讲稿范文5分钟 在线等 有录音更好啊
第十一届“21世纪杯”全国英语演讲比赛冠军——曹丰 Our Future: A Battle between Dreams and Reality Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen:When I was in the primary school, I have a dream. I want to invent a device which could bring you from one place to another in no time at all. When I was in the secondary school, my dream was to study in my ideal university. And when eventually I got into the university, my dream was to graduate.How pathetic! When we grow up, we dream less and become more realistic. Why? Why do we have to change our dreams, so, so in order to let it be "fulfilled"? Why do we have to surrender to the so-called "reality"? What IS the reality actually?Ladies and gentlemen, the reality is not real. It is a barrier keeping us from all the possible fantasies. Flying, for example, had been a dream to mankind for thousands of years. A hundred years ago, "man could not fly" was still regarded as the "reality". Now if that was really the reality, what did the Wright brothers do? How did some of you get to Macau? Only when we believe that the reality is not real can we soar with our dreams.People say that our future is a battle between the reality and our dreams. And if, unfortunately, Mr. Reality wins this war, then I see no future of mankind at all. AIDS will never be curable as this IS the reality; People living in the undeveloped countries will suffer from starvation forever as this IS the reality; 4)Disputes among different countries would never be settled as this misunderstandings and intolerance IS the reality.Ladies and gentlemen, how many of you have a dream of being able to make a lot of money? Please raise your hands. Oh, quite a number of you! Actually, ladies and gentlemen, this is not a dream, but a task. Every one of us has to make a living, right? Anyway I hope your task will be accomplished. How many of you think that you have already fulfilled your dream and that you don't dream anymore? Dear 5)adjudicators, what do you think? C.S. Lewis once said, "You are never too old to dream a new dream." So for our future, please dream and be unrealistic.Now that I am a university student, my goal is to graduate with excellences. But at the same time, I have a dream deeply rooted in our future. One day, people living in the areas now 6)sweltering with the horror of wars will be able to sit with their families and enjoy their every moment. One day, people from the rich countries are willing to share what they have with those from the poor countries and those from the poor countries will eventually be able to make their own happy living themselves. One day, different cultures in this age of globalization will coexist with tolerance and the unfriendly confrontations among them will be 7)eliminated. One day, the globe will share the dream with me and we will all contribute to making our dream come true. One day, our dream will defeat the reality! Thank you very much.录音 要邮箱我发
急求高中英语演讲稿范文,题目是 我的家乡——贵州 谢谢各位大侠先...
of friendship IT HAD been hard for him that spake it to have put more truth and untruth together in few words, than in that speech, Whatsoever is delighted in solitude, is either a wild beast or a god. For it is most true, that a natural and secret hatred, and aversation towards society, in any man, hath somewhat of the savage beast; but it is most untrue, that it should have any character at all, of the divine nature; except it proceed, not out of a pleasure in solitude, but out of a love and desire to sequester a man's self, for a higher conversation: such as is found to have been falsely and feignedly in some of the heathen; as Epimenides the Canadian, Numa the Roman, Empedocles the Sicilian, and Apollonius of Tyana; and truly and really, in divers of the ancient hermits and holy fathers of the church. But little do men perceive what solitude is, and how far it extendeth. For a crowd is not company; and faces are but a gallery of pictures; and talk but a tinkling cymbal, where there is no love. The Latin adage meeteth with it a little: Magna civitas , magna solitudo; because in a great town friends are scattered; so that there is not that fellowship, for the most part, which is in less neighborhoods. But we may go further, and affirm most truly, that it is a mere and miserable solitude to want true friends; without which the world is but a wilderness; and even in this sense also of solitude, whosoever in the frame of his nature and affections, is unfit for friendship, he taketh it of the beast, and not from humanity. A principal fruit of friendship, is the ease and discharge of the fulness and swellings of the heart, which passions of all kinds do cause and induce. We know diseases of stoppings, and suffocations, are the most dangerous in the body; and it is not much otherwise in the mind; you may take sarza to open the liver, steel to open the spleen, flowers of sulphur for the lungs, castoreum for the brain; but no receipt openeth the heart, but a true friend; to whom you may impart griefs, joys, fears, hopes, suspicions, counsels, and whatsoever lieth upon the heart to oppress it, in a kind of civil shrift or confession. Everyone has his own hometown . I'm sure that everyone is proud of his hometown . I specially love my hometown . I think my hometown is the most beautiful place in the world . I'm pleasant to introduce my hometown to you . I was born in a small village near yancheng ,I have been there for 21 years . I love it very much . The air is so fresh that you won't want to leave if you can have a chance to go there .There are also small bridge and small rivers .In summer , when the water under the bridge produces gentle but interesting sound , you must fall in love with it .Both of the sides of the river are planted with beautiful flowers and green trees .Sometimes even you can see some birds flying through the trees .How interesting is it ! Another thing that I want to tell you is that the night is so quiet .At night , you can enjoy the quietness , which creates another room that isn't known by everyone else except yourself . Do you like my hometown ? If you do , welcome to my hometown ,I'm sure you will have a great time. My Hometown—Inner Mongolia Good morning ladies and gentlemen, today, I would like to introduce my beloved hometown—Inner Mongolia to all of you. It has been 57 years since the birth of the Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region on May 1st, 1947. Dominated by the Mongolian nationality, the Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region is located on the northern frontier of China. The Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region occupies an area of 1.18 million square kilometers and has a population of about 20 million people who represent a score of different nationalities. Every time when people talk about Inner Mongolia, they'll come down to the vast grassland. Yes, the Inner Mongolian prairie area makes up a quarter of the total grassland area of the country. On the boundless expanse of the Inner Mongolian prairie are living numerous sheep, Cattle and horses, on which our Mongolian have lived for generations. That is why the grassland is eulogized as “cradle of life”. There are two vast grasslands in my hometown—Hulun Buir Grasslands and Xilin Gol Grasslands which are both world-famous regions. People in Inner Mongolia are famous for their bravery, enthusiasm and hospitality. No mater where you are from, as long as you come to a herdsman's house, you will be warmly entertained with roasted whole lamb and milk tea, and what's more, you can also appreciate beautiful Mongolian songs and elegant dances. It is not exaggerating to say Mongolians are born singers and dancers. The moment you ...
求英语演讲比赛的演讲稿,中学组的 三篇最好是范文
48.英语演讲稿:创新思维 Honorable teachers, ladies and gentlemen, and my fellow sutdents: Good morning! It's my pleasure to stand here to make a speech. First of all , let me introduce myself. My name is TongYao. I am from Class 2 Grade 7 in ChengGong middle school ! Today , my topic is : “Innovative Thinking” Have you ever thought that what is Innovative Thinking ? Somebody will said ,“thinking something different !” In fact, it's not so simple. Have you ever thought how to think something different ? Now , let me explain it to you in detail ! First , we should admit that Innovative ideas do start in one mind before taking on the world. Only in this way ,we have the power of Innovation . For example , the radio, television, telephone and so on, all were developed by scientists . And these scientists all had the ability and courage to think something different . It is a well know fact that Albert Einstein was the mastermind of the nuclear bombs . Second , we should be good at discovering , and be able to break the conventions. Sometimes, there are a lot of subjects of Innovation around us . But more often we lack the ability of discovering So, only if we be good at discovering and summing up ,we can innovate . Finally, I want to say , as a middle school student in the new century, we must have the courage and confidence to make innovations.)And we should study hard for development of our country ! Because we are the builders of our motherland !Honorable teachers, ladies and gentlemen, and my fellow sutdents, according to what I have said above , have you learnt more about the “Innovative Thinking” ? Of course ,you have ! I believe my speech is perfect ! And I also believe that as long as we expand our thinking , we will find something different . That' s all ! Thank you for your listening!尊敬的老师,先生们女士们,以及我的各位同学们:大家早上好!很高兴我能站在这里为大家演讲.首先,请允许我进行一下自我介绍,我的名字叫童尧。
我来自成功中学的七年级2班! 今天,我演讲的题目是:创新思维)。
请问你们曾经想过什么是创新思维吗?也许有人会直接说,“就是想一些不一样的东西!”事实上没这么简单。
那么你有没有想过如何去想一些不一样的东西呢?那么现在,就让我为你仔细的解释一下吧! 首先,我们应该承认:创新思维的确是先在人的思想中产生,然后再发生在这个世界中。
只有这样,我们才有创新的动力。
举个例子,收音机、电视机、电话等都是由科学家发明的并且,这些科学家都有能力和勇气去想一些不一样的东西。
譬如说众所周知的爱因斯坦就是原子弹的发明人。
其次,我们应该善于发现,并且能够打破常规。
有时候,我们身边就有很多创新的素材,但更多的时候我们却缺乏发现的能力。
所以,只有我们善于发现,善于总结,我们才会发明创新。
最后,我想说,作为新世纪的中学生,我们应该有勇气和信心去开拓创新!(并且,我们应该为了我们祖国的发展而努力学习!因为,我们是祖国的建设者尊敬的老师,先生们女士们,以及我的同学们, 通过我以上的陈述你们对创新思维有了更多了解了吗? (当然,我认为这是肯定的! 因为我相信我的演讲是很成功的并且我相信只要我们拓展我们的思想,我们就能发现一些不一样的事物。
我的演讲完毕,谢谢你们的聆听!49.英语演讲稿:health健康We care about ourselves more and more. We eat what's right and we exercise. We absolutely embrace health. However, it is not only our health that we should embrace, though many of us do not realize that. Many of us do not realize that the earth we live on is a fragile being that needs to be protected like a new born child. We probably haven't even noticed, that with each stride the civilization takes toward the ultimate development, more burdens are added to the earth that provides us with essentials to live. The decrease in air quality, the climate change, medical waste, noise and water pollution, and even food poisoning has added to the list of growing concerns to our living environment. Human are not supernatural beings, thus these problems have affected pretty much every matter. We upgrade gadgets and make full use of newer technologies, but we pay for the consequences in turn. For instance, the advent of batteries and machinery has caused million tons of water become toxic and undrinkable, further aggravating the already serious condition of water shortage and poisoning in several countries. The over-production and over-use of transportation vehicles and electricity has contributed to the Global Warming and caused myriads of species to disappear from the face of the earth due to home-loss and temperature change. We have brought wonders to the world, but have also destroyed miracles of nature. We are ...
演讲稿的格式及范文
演讲稿(yǎn jiǎng gǎo) 演讲稿是一种实用性比较强的文体。
是为演讲准备的书面材料。
那么,什么是演讲呢?演讲是在公众面前就某一问题发表自己的见解的口头语言活动它的特点是:第一,它是在人与人之间进行的;第二,它有一定的时间性;第三,它是为了阐述某一问题或整理而开展的;第四,它带有一定的鼓动性和说服性。
像演讲比赛、典礼致辞、会议发言、学术讲座、科研报告、竞选演说、就职演说、法庭陈述等,都带有演讲的性质。
演讲稿是演讲用的文稿,也是演讲的依据。
它是为演讲服务的,是体现在书面上的讲话材料。
演讲有内容、目的的不同,演讲稿也具有不同的形态,有报导、有说明、有论辩、有答谢等。
总的来说,它的特征可以概括如下: 1、内容上的现实性 演讲稿是为了说明一定的观点和态度的。
这个观点和态度一定要与现实生活紧密相关。
它讨论的应该是现实生活中存在的并为人们所关心的问题。
它的观点要来自身边的生活或学习,材料也是如此。
它得是真实可信,是为了解决身边的问题而提出和讨论的。
2、情感上的说服性 演讲的目的和作用就在于打动听众,使听者对讲话者的观点或态度产生认可或同情。
演讲稿作为这种具有特定目的的讲话稿,一定要具有说服力和感染力。
很多著名的政治家都是很好的演讲者,他们往往借肋于自己出色的演讲,为自己的政治斗争铺路。
3、特定情景性 演讲稿是为演讲服务的,不同的演讲有不同的目的、情绪,有不同的场合和不同的听众,这些构成演讲的情景,演讲稿的写作要与这些特定情景相适应。
4、口语化 演讲稿的最终目的是用于讲话,所以,它是有声语言,是书面化的口语。
因此,演讲稿要“上口”、“入耳”,它一方面是把口头语言变为书面语言,即化声音为文字,起到规范文字、有助演讲的作用;另一方面,演讲稿要把较为正规严肃的书面语言转化为易听易明的口语,以便演讲。
同时,演讲稿的语言应适应演讲人的讲话习惯,同演讲者的自然讲话节奏一致。
演讲稿对于演讲都有哪些作用呢?主要体现在以下几方面:(1)整理演讲者的思路、提示演讲的内容、限定演讲的速度;(2)引导听众,使听众能更好地理解演讲的内容;(3)通过对语言的推究提高语言的表现力,增强语言的感染力。
由于演讲稿具有以上的特征和作用,它在写作方法上也有一定方法可循。
1、演讲稿的结构。
演讲稿的结构通常包括开场白、正文、结尾三部分。
开场白是演讲稿中很重要的部分。
好的开场白能够紧紧地抓住听众的注意力,为整场演讲的成功打下基础。
常用的开场白有点明主题、交代背景、提出问题等。
不论哪种开场白,目的都是使听众立即了解演讲主题、引入正文、引起思考等。
演讲稿的正文也是整篇演讲的主体。
主体必须有重点、有层次、有中心语句。
演讲主体的层次安排可按时间或空间顺序排列,也可以平行并列、正反对比、逐层深入。
由于演讲材料是通过口头表达的,为了便于听众理解,各段落应上下连贯,段与段之间有适当的过渡和照应。
结尾是演讲内容的收束。
它起着深化主题的作用。
结尾的方法有归纳法、引文法、反问法等。
归纳法是概括一篇演讲的中心思想,总结强调主要观点;引文法则是引用名言警句,升华主题、留下思考;反问法是以问句引发听众思考和对演讲者观点的认同。
此外,演讲稿的结尾也可以用感谢、展望、鼓舞等语句作结,使演讲能自然收束,给人留下深刻印象。
大多数演讲稿如同一篇议论文,有主要观点,有对主要观点的论证。
一篇演讲稿最好只有一个主题,这是由演讲稿的特定情景性和时间性所决定的。
在一个有限的时间段内,完全借助于语言、手势等向听众讲明一个问题或道理,同时又要说服听众,就要求在写作演讲稿时一定要突出主题、观点鲜明。
主题选定了,还要收集相应的材料对之进行论证。
材料的选择要通俗,要选择大多数人都知道的、听得懂的,而不能选择太生僻的、很少有人知道的。
因为演讲一即时表演,听众没有时间去验证或查找这些材料的内容或是出处。
因此,在准备演讲稿之前首先要了解听众的情况:他们是些什么人,他们的思想状况、文化程度、职业状况如何,他们所关心的问题是什么,等等。
掌握了听众的特征和心理,在此基础上恰当地选择材料,组织材料,是演讲成功的必要条件。
写作演讲稿还有一个特别要注意的,就是对演讲节奏和时间的把握。
每一场演讲都是有时间限制的,少则一分钟,多则一两小时甚至一天,演讲者必须把握自己演讲的速度和内容,既不能时间到了,还没有讲完,也不能距离演讲结束还有一段时间,而演讲者已经无话可说了。
演讲稿对于演讲速度和节奏的把握有着极其重要的作用。
写作时,要不时地停下来,用自己的正常语速大声朗读,根据朗读的结果调整演讲的内容。
另一方面,还要根据演讲时间的长短调整要讲的内容,做到整场演讲的音调有高低起伏、节奏有轻重缓急、情绪有高涨有低潮,波澜起伏、收舒有度。
最后,演讲稿还要在情绪上具有较强的感染力,语言上做到生动感人。
在没有时间限制的情况下,尽量做到短而精,在听众的精力分散前戛然而止,余味悠长。
学习的演讲稿...
高中英语演讲稿范文带翻译
Good morning, my dear classmates! I'm very glad to have this chance to talk to you. The topic of my speech is "Let's ride a bicycle." As is known to all, with the improvement of people's living standards, cars have become a popular means of transport, bringing great convenience to our life. However, they have also caused some problems such as air pollution and traffic jams. How can we solve these problems then? As far as I'm concerned, riding bicycles is a good solution. For one thing, bicycles don't need any petrol and they are energy-saving. For another, bicycles are environmentally friendly because they won't give off waste gas. What's more, riding bicycles is a good way for us to exercise and it is beneficial to our health.Therefore, let's take the responsibility to build up a low-carbon city by riding bicycles. Come on and join us! Thank you for listening!亲爱的同学们:你们好! 我很高兴有机会在这里和你们交谈。
我今天演讲的题目是:“让我们骑自行车吧!” 众所周知,随着人们生活水平的不断提高,小汽车已经成为了流行的交通工具,它给我们的生活带来了极大的便利。
然而,小汽车也同时引起了污染和交通拥堵的问题。
那么,我们该如何解决这些问题呢? 我个人的看法是,骑自行车就是一个很好的解决办法。
一方面,自行车不需要汽油,这就节省了能源。
另一方面,由于自行车不会释放废气,因此,他们是环保的。
再者,对我们来说,骑车是一种很好的锻炼方式,这对我们的健康非常有利。
因此,让我们通过骑自行车,承担起建设低碳城市的责任。
加油!行动起来吧! 谢谢倾听!
高中生幽默演讲稿范文
考试怎么能及格呢?其实,我考试不及格实在不能怪我啊,而是因为一年只有365天。
详析如下:1.星期天—一一年里面有104天的星期天,扣除这些天数,一年只剩下261天。
2.暑 假——在一年内,大约有50天的天气非常热,而导致无法念书,因此,那261天也只剩下211天。
3.另外,包括元旦,国庆,五一,寒假节目,又占了50天,那211天也只剩下161天。
4.就剩下的161天,每天还有8小时的睡眠时间,算起来又占去74天,一年就只剩下87天。
5.考试及测验至少占了一年的50天,算起来那87天也就只剩下37天。
6.一年当中看电影或参加一些有关活动,怎么也要20天 ,算起来那37天也就剩下了17天。
7.这剩下的17天,每天大约1小时的游戏时间,2小时的沟通时间.半小时的购物时间,半小时的 方便时间,半小时的个人卫生时间,半小时的零食时间……约占去4天,算起来一年就只剩下6天。
8.预计一年生病7天,算起来一年就只剩下6天。
9.预计一年被老师及家长罚掉5天时间,比如罚站,罚写检查,罚打扫卫生等等。
算起来一年就只剩下了1天。
10.就剩下的1天,正好是我们自己的生日。
试问,这一年当中根本就没有时间可以念书,学生考试又怎么能及格呢?在座的老师同学们,你们看窗外阳光多好,知道为什么吗?因为今天我演讲(同学笑).我先介绍一个我自己吧,我叫张学友,张是弓加一个长字,学是好好学习的习字,友呢是张学友的友,性别为男.出生年月作为隐私不便透露.我很高兴能站在这里,首先请允许我代表全国人民向在家问声好.能站在这里我也鼓了很大的勇气,就像是对一个单恋已久的女孩去表白一样,心里没底啊.我竟选的是班长,同学们会对我信任吗.还有一点是你有没有这个能力去担当班长一职呢.这对你们来说都是个有待解决的问题.但我可以很负责任地告诉大家,我有这个信心也有这个能力做好班长所应做的每一件事,我很不想说我以前担任过什么,这都是一个过去,我面对的是我的新同学,新朋友我想这会是个全新的开始,你们也看到我理了个头,而且理得很短,因为我想从头开始(同学们笑).我也不想谈我当了班长如何如何,当上跟没当是两回事,况现在至少还不是,大谈特谈是很虚的东西,说跟做是两回事,我怕我说得到而做不得,一切得看平时表现吧,我这个人也没什么特点,就是喜欢有事没事摆个黄飞鸿似的笑,搞个蒙娜丽莎似的微笑.都是自以为很酷而已,如果了大家的风头不要介意啊,如来佛主,天地观音我可没那心啊.不管大家对信任与否都得投我一票,如果你不信任我投我一票以示你对我不不信任.最后再次说声谢谢大家!!好笑吧一只蚂蚁在路上看见一头大象,蚂蚁钻进土里,只有一只腿露在外面。
⊥米涌醇不解的问:“为什么把腿露在外面?”*蚂蚁说:“嘘!别出声,老子绊他龟儿子一跤!”第二天,兔子看见整窝的蚂蚁排着队急匆匆赶路,问何故?蚂蚁答:“昨天有头大象被我们一兄弟绊倒,,摔成重伤,我们给那丫献血去。
”没多久,兔子见大批蚂蚁又回来了,就问怎么回事,一只蚂蚁说:“哦,只有一个跟那大象的血型一致,留他一个在那抽血呢,足够。
”第三天兔子赶来问蚂蚁:那丫活了吗?蚂蚁无可奈何的说:我把它抬回去了,妈的真重,腰都累弯了,那丫也太不经得摔了!大象病好后要告蚂蚁,法庭判决,蚂蚁绊倒大象属恶意伤害,监禁6月。
蚂蚁不服,“人身伤害罪最多监禁2月,为何判我半年?”法官:“人身伤害罪判2月,绊倒大象为种族歧视罪,追加4个月~~~”于是蚂蚁向高级法院提出诉状:我等与大象本来平等,何来“歧视”,请高院明判,还我等清白,另诉法官诬陷罪。
过了几天大象法突然死了,大家跑去看它。
发现她旁边有只母蚂蚁。
就问它大象是怎么死的。
母蚂蚁哭着说:我就告诉它说我怀了它的孩子它就~~~~~母蚂蚁产了一堆卵,孵啊孵啊,结果孵出一群鸵鸟,**int!大象死的真冤啊~~一天兔子忽然看见一只大象躲在树后面,将一只腿伸在外面。
就问:“你在干什么啊?”大象说:“嘘!别出声,我TMD等那蚂蚁龟儿子来,好拌他丫一下,为我兄弟报仇。
”兔子刚离开大象就听见大象一声惨叫,于是马上跑回去看,途中遇见一只蚂蚁在路边喘气。
兔子还没问蚂蚁就听蚂蚁自己说话了:TMD想整老子,还好我发现的早,把脚给它踩断了哈!大象又被送回了医院,因为股动脉被踩断,这次失血更多,连输80L还不够,血库告急,而那只唯一与大象血型的相符的蚂蚁已经在上次输血后虚脱了。
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