范文一:武林外传英语话剧
武林外传英语话剧 (节选) 【说死姬无命的那一集】
This is a part from 白(急):pick up things that are necessaryand then we should run away as possible as we can! 掌柜: Why? Are you okay, Zhan tang 白:Ji escape from the prison! 大嘴:Ai….It isn’t as bad as I thought. If he dares to come, I will put him into the prison again without yours’ help. 白:Then I just need to wait for your body. Nobody knows how strong he is. If there was not a exception for him, we would not have the chance to speak here today. 掌柜(面露紧张):Then what we should do ,now? 白:We can do nothing except run away as soon as possible. 掌柜(转向贝):Xiao Bei ,there is not any point studying ,you ,now inform Xiucai and Xiao guo.Hurry! (秀才进) 白:Okay,Xiucai is coming ,now I will go to inform Xiaoguo! 秀才:Em,I come to make you know why I say knowledge is power! 掌柜(摔掉手中的书):Don’t you see we are busy? Translate it to Xiaoguo! 秀才:No. She will hit me. 老白:(放下手中东西,指着秀才)If you don’t go ,I will hit you 秀才:It is better to say something than do for a gentleman. 掌柜:(把秀才向门外推) 秀才: AI…..Is it every difficult to accept the truth? 掌柜:(收拾手中的手饰) Ok, say it! 秀才:It will begin with the relationship between the universe and the human being. 白:Excellent! Beautiful ! Well, take the pillow? 秀才:Then ,why you were laughing at me? 掌柜:It is our ignorance .Where is my mirror? 秀才:(疑惑)you? 掌柜:We are stupid !Okay?? Go, quickly.Well,where is Dazui? 白:He goes to rent a trio . 掌柜:Then we are ready. Isn’t it? (楼下传来打斗声,碗碟破碎声,老白,掌柜的出) 贝:Then when will we go? (姬拉过小贝,小贝大叫) 白:Stop! She is your own daughter!( (The shopkeeper speak to Lao Bai’s ear with low voice ,then,Lao Bai frightened) What? 掌柜:I have no choice! 白:Although, you shouldn’t tell lies! 姬:Then whose daughter she is on earth? 掌柜:yours!(指向姬)....his! 姬:What? His daughter? Your are a big beast! 秀才:Stop! Once a sage said Force will not resolve any problems! 众人: Who? 秀才:DR.LV. 姬(angry):Well, I will kill you the way you like! 郭 :(comes out)the row mountain pour sea,(BE used the arm elbow system by the small 姬 ) Alas!. 姬: Next time recruit, there is no need to speak out! Taking a life. 秀才: Wait! Of course you can kill me, but before you kill me, please tell me who would have killed me. 姬:Silly question! It’s me, of course! 秀才:Who is that “me”? 姬:How do I know who you are ! 秀才(smile):Well ,there is the question. 姬:What do you mean on earth? 秀才:It Will begin with the relationship between human being and the universe. Take yourself for example, there is a problem bothering you from the day you we till the day you die. 姬:What’s the problem? 秀才:Who am I? 姬:I’ve already known it! 秀才:Really? No, you don’t know. Who are you? Are you Jiwuming? No, it is only a name, a signal. You can be called Jiwuming, so can I, and so can they. But when we take the signal off, who are you? 姬:I….I don’t know. And I don’t have to know! 秀才:Alright, then answer me another question---who am I? 姬:This question has been asked just now. 秀才:No, what I asked you just now is me, and this time, is myself! 姬:Any difference? 秀才:For instance, when I take the use of signal “I” to make a dialogue, your signal is “I” too. Dose not it mean that you are me and I am you? 姬:This…This question is not worthy to answer! 秀才:Ok, let’s talk about some thing worthy. Where do I come from? When would I die? Why am I in the world? What is the significant for my coming to the world? Is that I choose the world or the world chooses me?! 姬(angry):OK, that’s enough! 秀才:Is there any essential relationship between the universe and I? Is there an edge for the universe? Dose time have length? Where did the past time disappear? Where dose the future stop? The question I’m asking now is the question you just heard? 姬(angry):I’ll kill you! 秀才(with louder voice):who kills me, and who is killed by me?! 姬(silent for a long time):I kill myself? 秀才:Yes, congratulations! You are right! Then do it! 旁白:Jimuming hit himself on his head, fall to the floor. 秀才:He wouldn’t get up again, would he? 展堂:(摸其呼吸) Never! 小郭:How to say this……. 秀才(smile):Easy! Knowledge is power! (Applause )welcome to see the knowledge Competition hold by the Tongfu hotel the same time next week! 秀才说死姬无命 the Verbal killing of Jiwuming by Xiucai LV 姬无命:(对秀才)你这个禽兽! You bastard 秀才:别过来!子曾经说过:武力是解决不了任何问题的! dont come up. The teacher once said:"force is not a solution to problems 众人:什么子? which teacher? 秀才:吕子! Teacher LV 姬无命:想怎么死?我成全你! How do you wanna be killed? I'll help you. 小郭:排山倒海!(姬无命不怕,反倒把小郭弄疼了)诶呦! Vehement force!(ouch!) 姬无命:下回出招用不着先喊!拿命来!(向秀才奔去) Next time, play before uttering a word. you are dead! 秀才:慢着!杀我可以,但你先说明白了,我到底是死在谁的手里? hold on. you can kill me,however,I want to be sure that who wants me dead. 姬无命:废话,我呀! bullshit.me! 秀才:我是谁? who is ME? 姬无命:(犯迷糊,想了会)我怎么知道你是谁啊? How am I supposed to know who you are? 秀才:问题来了吧? Here comes the question. 姬无命:(看看大家,又看秀才)你,什么意思啊? you...what are you trying to say? 秀才:这得从人和宇宙的关系开始讲起了.(示意姬无命坐下),在你身上长久以来一直就有一个问题在缠绕你. I'll start to explain it by telling the relationship between the universe and human beings. There is a question that has been bothering you for a while. 姬无命:什么问题啊? what question? 秀才:WHO AM I?(我是谁?) Who am I? 姬无命:我……这个我已经知道了…… about this..I've already known it. 秀才:不!你不知道。你知道吗?你是谁?姬无命吗?不!这只是个名字,一个代号,你可以叫姬无命,我也可以叫姬无命,他们都可以。把这个代号拿掉之后呢?你又是谁? NO.you don't know.do you know it? Who are you? Jiwuming? no.It's simply a name,a symbol.your name is Jiwuming.I can name myself Jiwuming,too.So can they. If you take this symbol off you,what have you got? 姬无命:(摇摇头)我不知道。(愤怒)我也不用知道! I don't konw.I dont need to know. 秀才:好!好!那你再回答我另一个问题。我是谁? Ok.fine.Can you answer me another question? Who am I? 姬无命:这个问题已经问过了?! you've sked this question already. 秀才:不,我刚才问的是本我,现在问的是自我。(不一样吗?) no.I was asking about self.Now I am asking about myself. 姬无命:这有什么区别吗? Any difference between these two? 秀才:举个例子,当我用我这个代号来进行对话的同时,你的代号也是我,这以为着什么呢?这是否以为着,你就是我,而我也就是你? For instance, when I talk to you using this symbol,it is also mine.you know what it means? Does it mean that I am YOU and you are ME? 姬无命:(沉思说到)这个问题没什么意义吗! there is no point to this question! 秀才:那就问几个有意义的!我生从何来,死往何处,我为何要出现在这个世界上?我的出现对这个世界来说意味着什么,是世界选择了我还是我选择了世界?! ok.Let me ask you something meaningful.Where did I come from? Where will I leave for? Why am I here in this world? What do I mean for this world? Did the world pick me or I chose the world? 姬无命:够了! Enough! 秀才:我和宇宙之间有必然的联系吗?宇宙是否有尽头,时间是否有长短,过去的时间在那里消失,未来的时间又在何处停止,我在这一刻提出的问题还是还是你刚才听到的问题吗? Is there a definite connection bewteen me and the universe? Does the time have length? where did the past vanish.Where will the time cease? Is the question you heard minutes ago the same one I am asking now? 姬无命:我杀了你!!!!(极其愤怒) I'm gonna kill you!! 秀才:是谁杀了我,而我又杀了谁?! Who killed me,and Who did I kill? 姬无命:是我杀了我。 It's me who killed me! 秀才:回答正确!动手吧! correct! Please. 姬无命:呀!!!!!(自杀)。 ahhhh.. 秀才:他不会再醒过来了吧! He's dead,isn't he? 老白:应该不会了。 I think so. 小郭:这……这算个什么说法啊! what...what was this? 秀才:知识就是力量。 Knowledge is power! 小贝:那啥时候走啊? (小姬拉过小贝,小贝大叫) 老白:住手,(指着小贝)他是你亲生闺女。(掌柜的在老白耳边低声说了几句,老白大惊)啊? 掌柜:(捂住老白嘴)我也是被逼无奈的,没有办法。 老白:(起身)那你也不能胡编乱造呀你! 姬无命:哎,(抱着小贝,走到掌柜的,老白身旁)你们说,他到底是谁的闺女? 掌柜:(指小姬)你的……(又欲指老白,看到秀才从楼梯上下来,指着秀才)他的。 (秀才正不解) 姬无命:你这个禽兽。(走上楼梯) 秀才:别过来,子曾经曰过,武力是解决不了任何问题的。 众人:什么子? 秀才:吕子! 姬无命:你想怎么死,我成全你。 小郭:(闪出来)排山倒海,(被小姬用胳臂肘制住)哎哟。 姬无命:下回出招,用不着先喊,(转身对秀才)拿命来。 秀才:慢着,杀我可以,但得先说明白了,我到底是死在谁的手里 姬无命:废话,我呀。 秀才:我,是谁? 姬无命:我怎么知道你是谁呀? 秀才:(笑)问题来了吧。 姬无命:你,什么意思啊? 秀才:这得从人和宇宙的关系开始讲起了,(两人走下楼梯)在你身上长久以来,一直就有一个问题在缠绕着你。(二人走到桌旁) 姬无命:什么问题呀? 秀才:我,是谁? 姬无命:这个我已经知道啦。 秀才:不,你不知道,你知道吗,你是谁,姬无命吗?不!这只是个名字,一个代号,你可以叫姬无命,我也可以叫姬无命,他们都可以,把这个代号拿掉之后呢,你又是谁? 姬无命:(已经被说傻)我不知道,我也不用知道。 秀才:好好,那你再回答我另一个问题,我是谁? 姬无命:这个问题已经问过了。 秀才:不,我刚才问的是本我,现在问的是自我。 姬无命:这有什么区别吗? 秀才:举个例子,但我用我这个代号来进行对话的同时,你的代号也是我,这意味着什么呢?这是否意味着,你就是我,而我也就是你。 姬无命:这,这,这个问题没什么意义嘛。 秀才:(起身)那就问几个有意义的,我生从何来,死往何处,我为何要出现在这个世界上,我的出现对这个世界来说意味着什么,是世界选择了我,还是我选择了世界? 姬无命:够了! 秀才:(坐到桌子上)我和宇宙之间有必然的联系吗?宇宙是否有尽头,时间是否有长短,过去的时间在哪里消失,未来的时间又在何处停止,我在这一刻提出的问题,还是你刚才听到的问题吗? 姬无命:(怒)我杀了你! 秀才:(压住姬无命)是谁杀了我,而我又杀了谁! 姬无命:(沉思良久)是我杀了我! 秀才:回答正确,(坐到小姬对面)动手吧! 姬无命:啊!!(双手拍向脑门,倒下) 秀才:(长舒一口气)他不会再醒过来了吧? 老白:(探探小姬鼻息)应该不会了。 小郭:这,这算是个什么说法呀? 秀才:(摆pose)知识就是力量。(众人鼓掌)同福客栈知识竞答下周同一时间与您相约。 江湖,是一个充满传奇的字眼,武林,同时盛产狗熊和英雄。 丐帮勾心斗角只为挂片麻袋, 有人没事找事自称独孤求败, 岳不群气势嚣张合并五岳剑派, 李寻欢只忙着喝酒决斗谈恋爱。 对于同福客栈的成员们来说,这些本都是茶余饭后的娱乐新闻,但他们不知道,江湖纷争的危险,正在向他们靠近。 李大嘴:呀,今天来了这么多人呢,不行不行,小店打烊了。啥,我是谁,我李大嘴呀~咋这么瘦,因为俺喝了香格里拉.藏密排油茶,绝对的大品牌,可信赖。大明星郭德刚代言,放心~呦,邢捕头来啦~ 老邢:(滑板上,小六跟着跑上)住嘴~看郭德刚那腐败肚子,像是减肥成功的吗,上边刚刚下达文件禁制做虚假广 1 告,你就在这顶风作案,该当何罪,(看小六)小六~ 小六:(翻法典)做虚假广告者,可视情节轻重,罚打手板或弹脑瓜崩儿100至500下,抄写单词一万五千遍,以及连续发颤音10小时。 李大嘴:哎呀妈呀,10小时,咱家这舌头不用要啦。 老邢:(严厉)就是要治治你这张乱说话的嘴 (佟湘玉上) 佟:老邢来了~列队欢迎,点名!秀才~(到)小郭~(到)小贝~无双~ 小郭:小贝去买糖葫芦,无双去网络中心上班了。 佟:走了也不开假条,无组织无纪律。点名完毕,上茶~ 邢:不要这么兴师动众嘛,官民一家,官民一家。(摆官架子) 佟:(倒茶)老邢啊,什么风把您给吹来了, 小六:不是吹来的,我师傅来的时候逆风 邢:(把小六推后)败家徒弟,一边去~ 咳咳,江湖传言,盗圣白玉汤现身同福客栈,现已有好几批人各怀鬼胎来到七侠镇,百姓很着急,县官很生气,所以,为了执行公务,我决定住在客栈里,当然这也是为了你们好嘛,所以,这个伙食的问题?? 老白:等等等会,邢捕头,我听说盗圣的武功可不低啊 秀才:尤其是技术含量相当高 2 小郭:还有来的这几批人?? 小六:胡说~听你们的语气都是白玉汤的同伙~(拔剑)照顾好我七舅姥爷~(再次被老邢推到后面) 邢:哦,对了,我想起来了,我这在这里未免容易打草惊蛇,不如回县衙去,你们发现异常一定要来报告(滑板下) 小六:(悲痛)为什么被撅的总是我,(跑下) 小郭:来的时候逆风,走的时候一路顺风阿 (众人笑) (读白 月黑杀人夜,风高放火天,不过今晚皓月当空,风平浪静,不仅气氛轻松,还添了几分浪漫) 杀手甲:轻轻的我来了,正如我轻轻的身法,我轻轻的下手,不留下一个活口 众人:(陶醉状)轻轻的我走了,正如我轻轻的来,我轻轻的下??下手, ~(警醒)什么人, 杀手甲:(儒雅)不要问我从哪里来,我的故乡在远方??也不需要问我叫什么,那只是一个代号而已 秀才:此言差矣,子曾经曰过,君子刀下宁有有名的猪,绝无无名之鬼 杀手甲:哈哈,子何尝曰过这样的话,真是有辱斯文,折煞人也 老白:秀才,这家伙怎么比你还酸呢 杀手甲:不过,凭一句“子曾经曰过”就知道,阁下一定是 3 吕秀才了。我们帮主就是死在你的手上,我今天是来为帮主报仇的 众人:啊 ,什么时候的事, 杀手甲:大约在冬季 秀才:你们帮主是谁啊 杀手甲:(音乐,深情)想当年,我们害虫帮人丁稀少,生活困苦。自从三年前,霹雷一声震天响?? 众人:来个小范当乡长 杀手甲:错~姬无命来当帮主,方圆十里所有公鸡母鸡大鸡小鸡一律无命,才使我们害虫帮发展壮大。可就是你,害死了我们帮主,让我们从新陷入困境~本来兄弟们要组团来对付你,可是这样不符合君子作风,我便一个人先来找你~ 秀才:那??咱们还是文斗吧, 杀手甲:当然,若武斗岂不辱没了圣人。 定格 拳击开场铃声 举牌:第一回合 秀才:学话你会吧 甲:赵本山玩过了 秀:准备好了吗, 甲:准备好了??啊吗 秀:错了吧 甲:错了吧 秀:行啊你啊 4 甲:一般一般,过奖过奖,承让承让,夫子曰?? 秀:错~错~ 甲:(无奈状)这次不算,没准备好,重来~ 定格 举牌:第二回合 秀才:再来你也白扯~五句之内你就会说错 甲:非也,非也~ 秀:准备好了吗 甲:准备好了吗 秀:错了吧 甲:错了吧 秀:行啊你啊 甲:行啊你啊 秀:几句了, 甲:四句~这智商还比啥呀 秀:错~错~才四句你就完了吧,就你这个智商有何面目苟活于世, 甲:呜呼~圣人阿,帮主啊,你们原谅我吧 (杀手甲自杀了) 佟:大嘴,拖出去埋了 (小贝跑进来) 佟:怎么啦小贝,慌慌张张的 小贝:不好了,有个人气势汹汹冲过来了 5 (杀手乙闯入) 白展堂:(迎上去)客官打烊了 杀手乙:你就是白玉汤~ 白:我只是个跑堂的(转身欲走) 乙:站住~看你这身型就是个练家子 (白转身,定格) 白:无双,当裁判~ (军体拳第一套,准备格斗) ????????杀手乙后背暴露给白 白:葵花点穴手~ 就这两下花拳绣腿也敢来呀 佟:大嘴~ 拖到后面?? 大嘴:埋了, 佟:你想活埋人啊,绑了,明天一早送交官府 小贝:睡我们的觉,让这位大哥造型去吧 (众人下,杀手乙仍定格) 旁白:风波已过,一夜无事,只有一人的画外音时时回响?? 杀手乙:能不能给我换个pose啊??(疲惫) 旁白:次日清晨 七侠镇县衙 娄知县刚刚从网吧包宿回来 娄知县:(伸懒腰上)每月工资一千元,十天过去已花完,我劝天公重得瑟,不拘一格降钱财。 6 师爷:老爷何出此言 娄知县:连个打官司的都没有,本县哪有油水可捞啊 衙役:报~报告老爷,有人在县政府透明化办公网站“我要告状”BBS上发帖啦~ 师爷:有人发帖,快顶 知县:慢,先看明白,是不是灌水, 衙役:帖子上说,昨夜有杀手在同福客栈落网,现在客栈里的人已将此人送至官府门外 知县:又是同福客栈,奇怪,同福客栈一定是配备了外挂游戏软件,要不然怎么战斗力升级这么快。师爷,你尽快让网管无双去查一查。 衙役:老爷,让不让告状的人登录公堂, 知县:嗯,允许登录。 衙役:(对同福客栈众人)请用户先进行注册,注册费十元。(衙役下) 知县:今晚包宿的钱又有了,哈哈。 佟:额地神啊,这是什么世道, 秀才:世风日下,人心不古啊。(众人进) 知县:这边就是传说中同福客栈的诸位大虾, 众人:YES,SIR。 (造型) 知县:那边就是传说中落网的杀手, (杀手乙不出声) 小贝:他中了白大哥的葵花点穴手~ 7 知县:白展堂,把他的音量打开。 (白解穴,杀手乙还是不出声,白又点数次) 知县:怎么回事, 小郭:大概是电量不足。 知县:美国虐囚事件闹得沸沸扬扬,你们也不知道吸取点经验教训。算了~(指头顶)看见那块匾了吗,(二人举横幅 明镜高悬)明镜高悬~ 现在,我将以法律的名义完全公平公正地进行裁决。 (二人翻过横幅:纯属扯淡) 无双:(夹一笔记本上)不好老爷,防火墙被攻破,有黑客登录 (黑客上,走到杀手乙跟前) 黑客:兄弟,你受苦了。(转头)娄知县,我要加你为好友。 知县:拒绝。 黑客:再次请求。 知县:无双,将此人加入黑名单~ 无双:此人已利用木马病毒强行加您为好友。 黑客:哈哈哈,娄知县,你们用的还是上个世纪的杀毒软件吧,咱们做个交易怎么样,我,带走这位兄弟;你,可以得到价值2000元的魔兽世界游戏卡一张。 知县:两千元,~成交~(杀手乙恢复活动) 众人:啊, 佟:我们反对~ 8 知县:啊什么啊,反对无效~闪开,放人~ (杀手乙和黑客气势嚣张地下台,但仿佛撞到了什么东西上,换了几个方向都走不了,被困在原地) 无双:抓住他们了~开始杀毒~(护士上,用巨型针管扎针) (同福客栈成员们走上前) 小贝:介绍一下,这是白马计算机学院的莫小贝同学和黑驴网络中心的陆无双同志联合开发的“欲擒故纵”杀毒软件07最新版,初步试用,效果良好~ (众人鼓掌) 知县:(从人缝中挤进来)当然这离不开政府的支持(立刻被众人赶走) 佟:全国各大软件经销处均有销售 大嘴:凭吉林大学学生证可享受半价优惠 邢:(在台下喊)谁又做虚假广告呢,~ 白:哎,老邢来了,快谢幕,撤退~ 老邢:(追上)站住~ 小六:(随后跑上,拿着学生证)等会我,我也要买一套~(跑下) 老邢:回来~(无奈)唉,人心散了,队伍不好带了。(下,剧终) 百度搜索“就爱阅读”,专业资料,生活学习,尽在就爱阅读网92to.com,您的在线图书馆 9 10 (所有人坐在桌子旁,秀才和小贝在桌子两端) 秀才:Are you ready? 小贝: Yes! 秀才:Now please tell me who is the singer of “Shuangjiegun”? A:Zhoujielun B:Wangfeng C:Liuhuan D:Caiguoqing 小贝:Hmm…(扶额,抓耳挠腮等) 秀才:What is your choice? 小贝:(拍桌子)The last one, Caiguoqing! 秀才: Are you sure? 小贝面色迷茫看向观众席(扫视其他人) 白:Confirm,ensure and make certain of it! 秀才(摇头):I am sorry, you are wrong…What a foolish. 白: Yes, who can be more knowledgeable than you? 佟(冷笑):So much knowledge doesn’t give you a degree. 秀才(手指掌柜,颤抖,无话可说) 展堂:All right. Let’s do our own work. Go. (众人起身,准备散) (姬无命上场)(众人惊吓状) 展堂(惊呼):Little chicken!(急忙掩口,随众人躲闪) 姬(紧盯白):Who are you? You know me? 展堂: No no no, I don’t know you. Never!(众人一起狂摇头) 姬:Then why do you call me little chicken? 展堂:Hmm…Well… My bad habit, I like giving people nicknames.(众人狂点头) 佟:Yeah! He gives all of us nicknames! 展堂(手指众人,一个一个的指):Little fish, little cat, little mouse… 姬:But I feel familiar to this place. I must have been here. 佟:Impossible! 姬(盯佟):Why? 佟(往后退):Hmm…Because I have never seen you. 姬:Sure?(低下头沉思几秒,抬头问) Is there a backyard? (集体喊):No! 姬(凶狠的眼神盯)(众人恐惧,低声,眼神回避):Yes… 姬:Is there an ancient well in the yard? (众人):No! 姬(凶狠的眼神盯)(众人恐惧,低声,眼神回避):Yes… 秀才(惊慌失措):He has remembered! 佟(一巴掌打在秀才脸上):Shut up! 秀才(转两圈,捂脸) 姬(走两圈,突然大叫):Remembered!(指着白展堂) It is you killed my father, my brother, and you even killed my dog! 展堂(躲在众人后):Not me, I promise.(发誓的手势) 佟(双手抚胸,仰天长啸):Wrong, I am really wrong. I’m wrong from the beginning. I shouldn’t marry here, if I didn’t marry here, my husband wouldn’t die. If my husband didn’t die, I would never get in such a trouble. 姬(看向小贝):That must be you. 小贝:I am just a child. 55555 姬(摇小贝的肩膀):Tell me who is that man, then I can release you. 小贝(颤颤巍巍指向秀才):him. 秀才(逃跑状) 展堂(跑到姬身后):flower hand! 姬(一掌挥去):Don’t shout before act. 秀才:Wait! you can kill me, but before that, please tell me who is to kill me. 姬:Silly question! It’s me, of course! 秀才: Who is that “me”? 姬: How do I know who you are ! 秀才(smile): Well ,there is the question. 姬: What do you mean on earth? 秀才(将姬带到桌椅旁,让姬坐下):It Will begin with the relationship between human being and the universe. Take yourself for example, there is a problem bothering you all the time. 姬: What’s the problem? 秀才: Who am I? 姬: I’ve already known it! 秀才: No, you don’t know. Who are you? Jiwuming? No, it is only a name, a signal. You can be called Jiwuming, so can I, and so can they. But when we take the signal off, who are you? 姬: I….I don’t know. And I don’t need to know! 秀才:Alright, then answer me another question---who am I? 姬: The question has been asked just now. 秀才:No, what I asked you just now is me, and this time, is myself! 姬: Any difference? 秀才:举个例子,当我用我这个代号来进行对话的同时。你的代号也是我。这意味着什么呢,这是否意味着,你就是我,而我,也就是你。 (点头)For instance, when I take the signal “I” to make a dialogue, your signal is “I” too. Dose it mean that you are me ,and I, am you? 姬: This…This question is not worthy to answer! 秀才:那就问几个有意义的,我生从何来,死往何处?我为何要出现在这个世界上,我的出现对这个世界来说意味着什么?是世界选择了我,还是我选择了世界。 Ok, let’s talk about some thing worthy. Where do I come from? When would I die? Why am I in the world? What is the significant for my coming to the world? Is that I choose the world or the world chooses me?! 姬(angry): Enough! (双手抱头) 秀才:我和宇宙之间有必然的联系么?宇宙是否有尽头,时间是否有长短,过去的时间在哪里消失,未来的时间又在何处停止。我在这一刻提出的问题还是你刚才听到的问题么? (做到桌上俯视姬) Is there any essential relationship between the universe and I? Is there an edge for the universe? Dose time have length? Where did the past time disappear? Where dose the future stop? The question I’m asking now is the question you just heard? 姬(angry):我杀了你。 I’ll kill you! (伸出手掌) 秀才(with louder voice):Who kills me, and who is killed by me! 姬(silent for a long time)(深吸几口气):That’s … I kill myself? 秀才(回到座位,坐下,伸手做请状):Congratulations! You are right! Then do it! 姬无命自杀。(双手拍头,倒在桌上) (众人惊呆) 秀才:He wouldn’t wake up again, would he? 展堂(伸手探脉搏):Never! (秀才长出一口气) 小贝:What happened? How to explain this? (迷茫) 秀才(甩头,经典动作):Knowledge is power! (众人拍手) 剧情 秀才和小贝坐在桌子的两端,其余人坐在一旁观看 秀才:Are you ready? 小贝:Yes! 秀才:Ok! Now please give me the right choice of the singer of “Shuang jiegun ” ------ 1. Zhoujielun , 2.WangFei, 3.LiuHuan, 4.Caiguoqing. 展堂(上前低声):Who is Cai guoqing ? 秀才:Answers are not enough,so I pick up one literally. 展堂:Oh...I see.... 秀才:(对小贝)What is your choice? 小贝:en....the last one?Caiguoqing 秀才:Are you sure ? 小贝脸带询问向观众席。。。 郭(快速站起,语气坚定):I confirm, ensure andmake certain of that. 秀才:I deny, disaffirm and disavow that. 郭(激动):You unkind, shameless and unreasonable! 秀才(嘲笑):what a foolish... 郭(冷笑):That's it!That's it!Who can be more knowledgeable than you ? 佟(同郭):So much knowledge does not give you a bachelor degree~~ 秀才十分难堪,又不知道怎么反驳 展堂:alright,alright,let us have our own works done. 小贝向秀才做了个鬼脸,跑下。其余人也开始起身,此时,姬无命破门而入,众人被 惊吓。 展堂(惊呼):Little chicken!(急忙掩口,随众人躲闪) 姬(紧盯白):Who are you?who am I?you know me? 展堂:no,no,no.I do not know you,I don't know you at all.众人随他一起摇头 姬:you don't know me?So why do you call me little chicken? 展堂(语塞迟疑):well...well...It's my bad habit,I like giving people nicknames.众人附和 佟:Right,right,he gives all of us nicknames. 展堂(手指众人):Little fish,little cat,little mouse。。。 姬:But I feel similar to this place...I must have been here! 佟(大叫):That's impossible! 姬:why? 佟:eh..eh...Because I am here all the time,I have never seen you! 姬:Really?(沉思几秒,抬头问)Is there a backyard? 集体大声回答:NO!(在姬无命凶横的眼神下)yes、、、 姬:Is there an ancient well in the backyard? 集体大声回答:NO!(在姬无命凶横的眼神下)yes、、、 姬:Is the well made in Tang dynasty? 秀才(惊慌失措):He has remembered!!!! 佟(一巴掌打在秀才脸上):shut up! 秀才痛叫一声,连转两圈 姬(在房间里转了一会儿,突然大叫):I remembered!(指着白展堂)It's you!It's you! 展堂:I...I...what? 姬:It's you!you killed my father,you killed my mother,you killed my brother,and you even killed my dog and duck! 众人:What? 展堂(抱着佟后退):Not me!not me!I promise! 佟:I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't married here, if I didn't marry here my husband would not die. If my husband didn't die, I'would never get in such a trouble 姬(转向郭):So is it you? 郭:No..no..I didn't know you before,I swear! 姬(转向小贝):That must be you! 小贝:I...I'm just a kid...wowawowa....开始大哭 姬:say it!Who killed my dog and duck?then i will release you 小贝(举目四顾,看着角落里的秀才,颤巍巍地指过去):That's him... 秀才拔腿就跑,姬无命追上去,小郭趁机发难:remove mountain and sea! 姬(轻松挡下,头也不回):Don't shout before act! 秀才:Wait! Before you kill me, you should tell me who is to kill me. 姬:Silly question! It’s me, of course! 秀才:Who is that “me”? 姬(困惑):How do I know who are you! What do you mean on earth? 秀才(将姬无命带到桌椅处):This will begin with the relationship between human being and the universe. Take yourself for example, there is a problem bothering you all the time. 姬:What’s the problem? 秀才:Who am I? 姬:I’ve already known it! 秀才:No, you don’t know. Who are you? Are you Jiwuming? No, it is only a name, a signal. You can be called Jiwuming, so can I, and so can they. When we take the signal off, who are you? 姬:I?.I don’t know. But I don’t have to know! 秀才:Alright, answer me another question---who am I? 姬:This question has been asked just now. 秀才:No, what I asked you just now is me, and this time, is myself! 姬:Any difference? 秀才:For instance, when I take the use of signal “I” to make a dialogue, your signal is “I” too. Does it mean that you are me and I am you? 姬:This?this question is not worthy to answer! 秀才(起身侃侃而谈):Ok, let’s talk about some thing worthy. Where do I come from?When would I die? Why am I in the world? What is the significant for my coming to the world? Is that I choose the world or the world chooses me?! 姬(大怒):enough! 秀才(爬上桌俯视姬):Is there any essential relationship between the universe and I? Is there an edge for the universe? Dose time have length? Where did the past time disappear? Where dose the future stop? The question I’m asking now is the question you just heard? 姬:I’ll kill you! 秀才:who kills me, and who is killed by me?! 姬:That is ...I kill myself? 秀才:Yes,the answer is absolutely right. Just do it! 姬无命颤抖着看自己的手,思忖片刻,一掌拍向脑袋,倒在桌上。。。 秀才(长舒一口气):He wouldn’t get up again, would he? 展堂:(摸其呼吸) Never! 小郭:How to explain this??. 秀才:Easy question. Knowledge is power! (众人鼓掌) 小贝(崇拜的眼神):xiucai,I admire you, I respect you, I really adore you. 秀才面向屏幕:Knowledge interlocution competition of Tongfu Restaurant has ended,the same time in next week,we will be waiting for you... This is a part from ,in Chinese ,called 《武林外传》。In this part ,姬,who is a Offenders ,escape from the Prison ,and return to The Tongfu hotel to revenge! However, he can’t remember who he is ,in other words he forgets everything that once happened in the hotel. Being frightened, the people in the hotel decide to run away, and our story begins! 第一幕:老邢告诉老白姬无命逃出来了。 白(急):赶紧走赶紧走 run, run away. pick up things that are necessary, and then we should run away as possible as we can! 掌柜:去哪呀To where? 白:姬无命逃狱了Jiwuming escape from the prison! 小贝:唉,逃就逃呗,他要是再敢来,我就再给他一闷棍。 Ai…If he dares to come, I will hit him on his head. 白:然后我就给你收尸,他武功深不可测,上次不是因为被我点了穴,你们谁能治得了他。 Then I just need to wait for your body. Nobody knows how strong he is. If there was not a exception for him, we would not have the chance to speak here today. 掌柜(面露紧张):那咋办呀 Then what we should do ,now? 白:赶紧收拾东西,准备跑路。 We can do nothing except run away as soon as possible. 掌柜:小贝,不要再写了,去通知一下秀才他们,快点快点。 Xiao Bei ,there is no point to study ,you ,now inform others. (秀才进) 小贝:秀才来了,我去通知他们啊。 Okay,Xiucai is coming ,now I will go to inform them! 秀才:你们好 hello 掌柜:你好你好。Hello hello. 秀才:我这次来啊,主要是想着重阐述一下,为什么说知识就是力量。 Em,I come to make you know why I say knowledge is power! 掌柜(摔掉手中的书):没看见我们正忙着么,去找小郭阐述去。 Don’t you see we are busy? Translate it to Xiaoguo! 秀才:那不行,她会攻击我的 No. She will hit me. 老白:(放下手中东西,指着秀才)你再不走,我也攻击你啊。 If you don’t go ,I will hit you,too. 秀才:君子动口不动手 It is better to say than do for a gentleman. 掌柜:(把秀才向门外推)他不动我动。 If he don’t, I will. 秀才: 哎哎,你们怎么都这样啊,难道真理就那么难以接受。难道武力就能解决问题啊。 AI…why are you all like this. Is it every difficult to accept the truth. Only force can solve problems? 掌柜:(收拾手中的手饰)好好好,你说。你倒是说呀。 Ok ok ok, say it! You say it!!! 秀才:那得从任何宇宙的关系开始讲起的 It will begin with the relationship between the universe and the human being. 白:哎呀,太精彩太震撼太有说服力了,唉,枕头带不带啊。 Ah , Excellent! Beautiful ! meaningful ! Well, take the pillow? 秀才:那你们前面干嘛还笑话我呀。 Then ,why you were laughing at me? 掌柜:那是因为我无知,诶,我的镜子呢。 It is our ignorance .Where is my mirror? 秀才:您还知道自己无知啊。 You know you are ignorance.. 白:不仅无知,而且不以为耻反以为荣。 Not only that, but also take it as glory. 秀才:(疑惑)你们 you? 掌柜:我们,我们是禽兽,是败类。先凑合一下,快一点,路上在收拾吧。 We , we are stupid ,monisters ! quickly. Pack them on the way. 秀才:你们 you… 白:我们是罪人,是耻辱,是你的绊脚石行了吧。 这个你带着吧。 We are crime, shame, we are you stumbling stone. Will you take this? 秀才:知耻而后勇,你们还是有希望的。只要多读书,读好书 After knows the shame but to be brave, it seems that you are good. If you read more books, read good books…… (玻璃声) 秀才:哎哎哎,我还没说是啥书呢。 Aiaiai , I haven’t say what books. 第二幕 姬无命:哎等等 ai, wait. 白:怎么了。 What? 姬无命:不对劲啊。 Anything wrong.. 白:咋了。What? 姬无命:我见过你么 have I ever seen you? 白:没有啊。 never 姬无命:你贵姓啊。 You name please. 老白:姓周。 Zhou 姬无命:我为啥觉得我跟你这么熟呢。 Why I feel so familiar with you? 白:那主要是因为我没皮没脸,自来熟,兄弟,这样,您在这慢慢想,我出去转转。 做饭去,做饭去。 That’s because, I have a overly familiar…ok, my brother, you go on ,I take a walk..Cook the meal. 第三幕 众人决定用亲情来感化。 姬无命:who am i???? 老白:你是姬无命(老白和姬无命握手)Your name is 姬无命 老白:你就是我们原来的掌柜You are our old boss 老白,掌柜,小贝,书生:boss(一起鞠躬) 老白:后院有个丫头片子,那是你闺女。She’s your daughter. 姬无命:那我得看看去。 Then I want to see her. 掌柜:不行。孩子小、怕生。 No way, she is too young to see strangers. 姬无命:怕啥生呀,我是她爹呀。 Why , I am her father. 老白:那,你想好跟他说什么了么 then, do you know what to say to her?? 姬无命:那还不好说。 That’s easy. 爹,我回来了。 Dad ,I come back. 不对呀,我爹回来了。 No, my dad comes back. 还不对呀,爹你回来了。 No, dad, you comes back. 姬无命混乱了。。。 第四幕 姬无命:你们说,这到底是谁闺女。 Then whose daughter she is on earth? 掌柜:你的。 他的。 yours!(指向姬)....his! 姬无命:你这个禽兽。 Your , big beast! 秀才:别过来,子曾经曰过,武力是解决不了任何问题的。 Stop! Once a sage said Force will not resolve any problems! 众人:什么子。 Who? 秀才:吕子 。DR.LV. 姬(angry):想怎么死,我成全你。 Well, I will kill you the way you like! 白:葵花点穴手 葵花点穴hand 姬:下回出招,用不着先喊。拿命来。 Next time recruit, there is no need to speak out! Taking a life. 秀才:慢着,杀我可以。但得先说明白了,我到底是死在谁的手里。 Wait! Of course you can kill me, but before you kill me, please tell me who would have killed me. 姬:废话,当然是我了。 Silly question! It’s me, of course! 秀才:我是谁。Who is that “me”? 姬:我怎么知道你是谁啊。How do I know who you are ! 秀才(smile):问题来了吧。Well ,there is the question. 姬: 你 什么意思啊。。What do you mean on earth? 秀才:这得从人和宇宙的关系开始讲起。在你身上长久以来,一直有一个问题在缠绕着你。 It Will begin with the relationship between human being and the universe. Take yourself for example, there is a problem bothering you from the day you were born till the day you die. 姬:什么问题呀。What’s the problem? 秀才:我是谁。Who am I? 姬:我,这个我已经知道了。I’ve already known it! 秀才:不,你不知道,你知道么,你是谁。姬无命么?不,这只是个名字,一个代号。你可以叫姬无命,我也可以叫姬无命,他们都可以。把这个代号拿掉之后呢,你又是谁。。 No, you don’t know. U know that? Who are you? Jiwuming? No, it is only a name, a signal. You can be called Jiwuming, so can I, and so can they. But when we take the signal off, who are you? 姬:我不知道。 我也不用知道。I….I don’t know. And I don’t have to know! 秀才:好好,那你再回答我另一个问题。我是谁。 Alright, then answer me another question---who am I? 姬:这个问题已经问过了。This question has been asked just now. 秀才:不,我刚才问的是本我。现在问的是自我。 No, what I asked you just now is me, and this time, is myself! 姬:这有什么区别么 Any difference? 秀才:举个例子,当我用我这个代号来进行对话的同时。你的代号也是我。这意味着什么呢,这是否意味着,你就是我,而我,也就是你。 For instance, when I take the signal “I” to make a dialogue, your signal is “I” too. Dose it mean that you are me ,and I, am you? 姬:这这,这个问题没什么意义么。This…This question is not worthy to answer! 秀才:那就问几个有意义的,我生从何来,死往何处?我为何要出现在这个世界上,我的出现对这个世界来说意味着什么?是世界选择了我,还是我选择了世界。 Ok, let’s talk about some thing worthy. Where do I come from? When would I die? Why am I in the world? What is the significant for my coming to the world? Is that I choose the world or the world chooses me?! 姬(angry):够了。OK, that’s enough! 秀才:我和宇宙之间有必然的联系么?宇宙是否有尽头,时间是否有长短,过去的时间在哪里消失,未来的时间又在何处停止。我在这一刻提出的问题还是你刚才听到的问题么? Is there any essential relationship between the universe and I? Is there an edge for the universe? Dose time have length? Where did the past time disappear? Where dose the future stop? The question I’m asking now is the question you just heard? 姬(angry):我杀了你。 I’ll kill you! 秀才(with louder voice):谁杀了我,而我又杀了谁。 who kills me, and I kill who! 姬(silent for a long time):是,我杀了我。。I kill myself? 秀才:回答正确 动手吧。 congratulations! You are right! Then do it! 姬无命自杀。 (音乐响起,全剧终) 范文二:武林外传2 话剧武林外传2
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