范文一:幽默英语演讲稿50词
幽默英语演讲稿50词
幽默英语演讲稿50词
篇一:幽默英语演讲稿 幽默英语演讲稿
love your mother
爱你的母亲
hy are you crying, a young boy asked his mom? 你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈.
&;because i'm a oman,&; she told him. 因为我是女人,她告诉他.
&;i don't understand,&; he said. 我不明白.他回答
his mom just hugged him and said, &;and you never ill, but that's o.k.&; 上帝回答:
&;hen i made oman,
i decided she had to be special.
i made her shoulders
strong enough to carry
the eight of the orld, yet,
made her arms gentle enough to give fort. 我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进,
并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,
甚至当每个人都放弃的时候,
她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言.
我给她力量关心她的丈夫,尽管他会犯错(我用男人的肋骨创造了女
人,使女人可以保护男人的心脏(((
i gave her isdom to kno that a good husband never hurts his ife,
but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand
beside him unfalteringly.
妈妈拥抱了他说,&;你永远也不会明白,但没关系
the little boy gre up and became a man, still ondering hy omen cry.
等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,
他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.
finally he put in a call to god and hen god got back to him,
he asked &;god, hy do omen cry so easily?&; 最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问&;上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?&;
god ansered
i gave her the inner strength
to endure childbirth
and the rejection
that many times ill e
even from her on children.
我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛,
也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,
甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子.
she has the very special poer to make a child's boo-boo feel
better and to quell a teenager's anxieties and fears....
我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的孩子.甚至在
他们深深伤
害她的时候(((
她用那特别的力量,让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰,也能够让
年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧(((
i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults and
i fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.... 我给她力量关心她的丈夫,尽管他会犯错(我用男人的肋骨创造了女
人,使女人可以保护男and I tell them. It has to do ith taking a positive but practical vie of life. For instance, I kno that no matter hat happens, the good Lord is atching over us. Then again, there are no six billion of us, so I ant to make darn sure He can pick me out of the crod.篇五:英语演讲竞赛中幽默
技巧的使用 英语演讲竞赛中幽默技巧的使用
作者:武怡玲 龙曼莉
来源:《读与写?教育教学版》2016年第11期
摘要:随着时代的发展,演讲技能已经变成一种基本技能。同时,演
讲的艺术性也越来越受重视。本文就如何在英语演讲竞赛中使用增加
演讲艺术性的一种技巧——幽默进行了归纳和阐述。希望为参加公众
英语演讲比赛的选手提供一定的借鉴和指导。
关键词:英语演讲竞赛 演讲技巧 幽默
中图分类号: G315.9 文献标识码: A 文章编号:
1672-157811-0029-01
公共英语演讲不仅仅只是一种交流的手段,更是一种艺术,因此要求
学生能够很好地将英语语言和演讲技巧相结合。如今,英语演讲不再
追求塑造一种严肃的氛围,而是追求能够与听众之间能够有一种轻松
愉悦的氛围。这对于选手的演讲技巧是一个很大的考验。本文从英语
演讲幽默技巧的作用、准则、形式三方面对幽默这种演讲技巧进行阐
述与总结。
1 幽默在英语演讲中的作用
在演讲中,良好的幽默技巧绝对可以成为文章的画龙点睛之笔。恰当
地运用幽默技巧,可以迅速的拉近演讲者与听众之间的距离,带动听
众的积极性。同时还可以以幽默的小例子作为观点的论据,既言简意
赅,又富含深意,能够为演讲增色不少。特别是在有时限的英语演讲
竞赛中。
2 使用幽默的准则
2.1切合主题、易于表达
演讲中所使用的一切技巧都是为了演讲的主题所服务的,偏离了主题的幽默,只会让听众备感迷茫,因此,在选择幽默的素材时,一定要确定幽默与主题之间联系是否紧密,并且对素材进行适当改写,使得自己想要突出的主题更加明晰,增加演讲的可听性与带入性。 2.2通俗易懂,新鲜地道
演讲就是为了让听众能够理解演讲者所想要表达的,并且能够附和演讲者的观点,选择幽默素材时,自然要以此准则进行选择。过于生涩难懂的幽默固然内涵深刻,可是却不能引起听众的共鸣,尤其是在英语演讲中,对词汇的选择也要有所考虑,过多的非必要高级词汇的使用,很可能大部分听众并不能听懂,更不要说引起共鸣了。适当的对所选幽默素材进行改编,用常见词汇来表达其含义,能得到更好的效果。
我们做英语演讲,不仅仅只是用英语来进行演讲,不是对演讲稿进行翻译在说出来而已。而是要'Think in American ay',因此要对英美文化有一定了解,要懂得在英美文化里的“笑点”在于哪里,才能让演讲变得幽默而地道。
虽然在演讲中使用幽默是一种相当实用的技巧,但是我们在决定是否使用幽默前,还是应该问一问自己:我能简洁明了的把这个幽默的精髓讲出来吗,这个幽默切合我的演讲目的吗,我的听众都能听懂吗,这个幽默新鲜吗,
3 演讲中幽默的形式
演讲中的幽默不仅仅只使用在举例上,更可以使用于演讲者的表情和语音语调上。但各种形式的幽默技巧的使用的目的只有一个——让观众迅速的融入演讲并进入更深层次的思考中。听众们不一定会开怀大笑,也不一定会会心一笑,但是听众至少会意识到演讲者在试图表达一个观点,这样,幽默的效果就达到了一半,剩下的一半,就在于幽默的恰当性和生动性了。
3.1举例的幽默
举例的幽默精髓在于贴切。如何将幽默与论点联系起来呢,类推法就
是一种能够有效的方法。类推法通过举例另一件事,展现它与论点之间的联系。建立这种联系是创造的核心,可以确保幽默运用得当。有个通货监理官在关于调控工具如何用于提升健全的银行系统的演讲中运用了这样一个幽默:“我的一个朋友在20世纪80年代的上半期强烈渴望有一部汽车电话,最终,他说服自己那并不奢侈,而是一个必需品,因此他买了一部。在买到电话的那一天,他从车上打电话告诉我这个消息,然后大约有一个月的时间我再见过他。最后,我在大街上看到他,他好像很沮丧的样子,我问他怎么了,他说是汽车电话的事。“怎么了,”我问道,“你所做的任何事都比不上你想要那部电话。”他回答说:“是的,但是每次它一响我就要去修车厂,我已经筋疲力尽了。”调控如同电话一样是工具,既可以有效使用,也可能误用。演讲者利用电话预调控的相通点,将幽默与论点紧密的联系起来。
3.2表情的幽默
表情的幽默的精髓在于用面部表情将情感与观点最鲜明、最恰当的显示出来,演讲者通过自己的面部表情变化对听众施加心理影响,搭建起演讲者与听众交流思想情感的桥梁。美国前总统罗斯福就是一个善于用表情的幽默来丰富演讲内容的人。有人在回忆罗斯福演讲时说20分钟的时间里,罗斯福先生的脸上表现出诧异、好奇,故作吃惊、真正的兴趣、焦虑、同情、幽默、尊严和无比的魅力,但是他几乎没有说出什么东西。分析罗斯福的演讲的专家认为,他的演讲往往更注重面部表情,有时说得很少,他的表情已经传达了更多的准确的有效地信息。
3.3语音语调的幽默
语音语调的幽默精髓在于发声时的情感。在一个TED演讲中,一位经济学家分析当前全球经济形势下各国不同态度时,模仿了两个不同的女人就财务管理方法吵架的情形,他以尖细
而挑剔的语调模仿态度激进的女人的说话声音,以憨厚而坚持的语调模仿态度保守的女人的说话声音,不时穿插自己的原声,使得演讲一下生动起来,让听众在了解了双方不同的心理活动后,能够跟随
着演讲者的思维,以一种客观的态度来分析问题,最终演讲获得了满堂喝彩。将情感带入语音语调中,才能使幽默的内容变得绘声绘色,才能更清楚的体现出演讲者的观点与态度,才能使幽默的效果达到最优。
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范文二:幽默英语演讲稿,,50词
幽默英语演讲稿,,50词
英语演讲幽默开场白
英语演讲幽默开场白
作为一个演讲者,我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨:一种是我讲
话声音太大了,他们无法入睡;第二种是我讲得时间太长了,他
们无法一直清醒。
As a speaker, I’ve only had two complaints from audiences. One, that I talk so loud they can’t fall asleep. And two, that I talk so long they can’t stay awake.创新句子:你们或者睡觉,或者不睡,只
要不打呼噜,我就接着讲。
作为一个讲演者,他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著
名的演讲]相比较。当他演讲结束时,也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——
特别是计划委员会。
As a speaker, he has often been compared to Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address. When he finishes his speech, there is also sorrow, tears and mourning ---- especially by the program committee.
幽默注释:演讲者讲得太糟糕了,组织者哭得很伤心。
演讲结束时,宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——
你泰然自若,优雅地点头微笑着,心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的
事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡Poise is when you finish your speech
and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy
schedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.
幽默注释:一些老干部退休后没什么事干,有人请他参加一些
活动,他还假装很忙,好象推开了很多事才赶去似的。
过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张,但那时我看到一条信息说如果
你想象所有的观众都是裸体会有所帮助。此时此刻,我站在这里
想象着观众都是裸体,真的起作用,我不再紧张了,但眼睛有些
疲劳。
I used to get nervous when giving a speech but then I read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked. And so, at this very moment, I’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. And it really works. I no suffer from nervousness. Eyestrain. Yes
幽默注释:把观众想象成裸体,意思是我不怕你们,就不紧张
了。
创新句子:大部分人站在讲台上都会有点儿紧张,我属于少部
分人,我非常
紧张。
我本人不自负——我简直不能告诉你们我是多么钦佩我这一
点。
Personally, I have never been conceited --- and I can’t tell you
how much I admire myself for that.
幽默句子:他因为自己不自负,所以变得非常骄傲。
创新句子:我一点儿都不自负,我希望别人也这么看我.
我先用简单明了的英语演讲,以后我再翻译给律师听。
Let me put this into plain English. I’ll translate it for the lawyers
later.幽默注释:律师总喜欢用复杂的语言,简单的话都听不懂了。
创新句子:我的讲话有三个版本,小学生版本,中学生版本,
大学生版本,你是听小学一年纪版的,还是小学二年纪版的,
如果你听过这个故事,请不要打断我,我就知道这一个故事。
If you’ve already heard this story, please don’t stop me because it’s the only one I know.
幽默注释:就是你知道两个故事,讲故事前也可以这么说。
创新句子:我讲个笑话,如果你们听过,也希望装做没听过,
我也这样照顾你们。
演讲就象给草坪浇水,如果有四分之一的水渗下去你就满意了。
Making a speech is like watering a lawn. You’re satisfied if just a quarter of it sinks in.
幽默注释:有人打呼噜,有人说话,都是正常的,有四分之一
观众听就不错了。
演讲开始时我们有一些共同点,你们不知道我要讲什么——我
也不知道。At the very start, let me just say that we both have
something in common. You don’t know what I’m going to say ---
and neither do I.
幽默句子:即兴演讲的开场白。
创新句子:我不知道你们会不会喜欢我的演讲,我不知道我要
讲点儿什么开始前我想告诉你们下面的演讲已经编辑成了电视节
目,我现在少讲20分钟,我们能够及时赶回家看2台的节目。
Before I begin, I want you to know that the following speech has been edited for
television. I cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in time for the game on channel 2.
幽默注释:放着现场不看,偏要回家在电视上看。
可能你们有些人知道我今晚出现在这里有两个原因:第一个原
因是你们的计划委员会一直在设法寻找一个聪明、有趣、老练的
演讲者,——他们找到了。第二个原因是那个人病了,所以就打
电话把我找来了。
As some of you may know, I’m appearing here tonight for two
very good reasons. The first reason is your Program Committee was trying to find a speaker who’s intelligent, entertaining,
sophisticated --- and they did. The second reason is, he got sick so they called me.
幽默注释:一开始好象在说自己很牛,其实就是个临时替场。
创新句子:我认为我演讲很风趣,可为什么没人笑呢,
篇二:英语演讲稿50字左右关于中国文化
hello everyone,today i want to say something about chinese traditional culture .our chinese nation, with its industriousness and wisdom, has created a long and over-lasting history and a rich and colorful culture.as a chinese,we are supposed to understand the traditional culture and realize its importance.
first,what’s the traditional chinese culture .traditional chinese culture includes material and moral products of ancient chinese people. the moral products involve confucianism, taoism, legalism, buddhism and social system. material ones include historic and cultural relics, ancient architectures etc.no matter how broad chinese culture is, the core of it is the moral.
therefore.we can get an answer to another question.why should we learn chinese traditional culture,or we can say what’s the value
of chinese traditional culture.as the core of chinese traditional culture is the moral, it can help us solve three major problems we are facing nowadays:problems of survival between man and nature;crisis of confidence between
man and society;psychological problems exist in people ourselves.
for example,confucius believed that persuit of fortune is a general desire of human, but it most be limited by morality. people live for morality but not for fortune, and only in this way does life have value. if all the people in the society can realize this ,horse storm
would not appear.
关于中国文化的英语演讲
众所周知,功夫熊猫2所示最近,很快成为中国的热门话题。令人惊讶的是,这家美国电影显示了明亮的中国影像例如功夫和熊猫。这是文化的全球化的一个很好的例子。但有两个完全不同的对待它的态度。有些人认为它表明了中国文化的的影响越来越大。然而,其他人倾向于采取了相反的观点,并把它作为本土文化资源的入侵。至于我,我倾向于采取开放的态度,对文化的全球化。我们可以促进我们自己的文化,同时学习其他文化形式,这是对所有国家有利。最后,重要的是要注意,每一种文化都有其自身的特点。随着文化的全球化趋势不断发展,我(转载于:英语演讲稿50字左右关于中国文化)们应该为我们国家的传统文化的发展和蔓延负责。 我的看法:在学好本土文化的前提下去学习其他国家的文化对民族文化的发展是十分有益的,学习他人的文化固然可取,但要尊重他人的名族文化形式,尽可能的保留其特点,我们要在中国文化全球化的基础上保护好中国文化最本质的东西,我们要对中国的民族文化的传承与发展负责。
篇三:简短有趣的英语演讲
英语演讲幽默开场白
作为一个演讲者,我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨:一种是我讲话声音太大了,他们无法入睡;第二种是我讲得时间太长了,他们无法一直清醒。
作为一个讲演者,他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著
名的演讲]相比较。当他演讲结束时,也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——
特别是计划委员会。
幽默注释:演讲者讲得太糟糕了,组织者哭得很伤心。
演讲结束时,宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——
你泰然自若,优雅地点头微笑着,心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的
事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡poise is when you finish your speech
and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.
幽默注释:一些老干部退休后没什么事干,有人请他参加一些
活动,他还假装很忙,好象推开了很多事才赶去似的。
过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张,但那时我看到一条信息说如果
你想象所有的观众都是裸体会有所帮助。此时此刻,我站在这里
想象着观众都是裸体,真的起作用,我不再紧张了,但眼睛有些
疲劳。
i used to get nervous when giving a speech but then i read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked. and so, at this very moment, i’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. and it really works. i no suffer from nervousness. eyestrain. yes
幽默注释:把观众想象成裸体,意思是我不怕你们,就不紧张了。
创新句子:大部分人站在讲台上都会有点儿紧张,我属于少部分人,我非常
紧张。
我本人不自负——我简直不能告诉你们我是多么钦佩我这一点。
personally, i have never been conceited --- and i can’t tell you how
much i admire myself for that.
幽默句子:他因为自己不自负,所以变得非常骄傲。
创新句子:我一点儿都不自负,我希望别人也这么看我.
我先用简单明了的英语演讲,以后我再翻译给律师听。
let me put this into plain english. i’ll translate it for the lawyers
later.幽默注释:律师总喜欢用复杂的语言,简单的话都听不懂了。
创新句子:我的讲话有三个版本,小学生版本,中学生版本,大学生版本,你是听小学一年纪版的,还是小学二年纪版的,
如果你听过这个故事,请不要打断我,我就知道这一个故事。
if you’ve already heard this story, please don’t stop me because
it’s the only one i know.
幽默注释:就是你知道两个故事,讲故事前也可以这么说。
创新句子:我讲个笑话,如果你们听过,也希望装做没听过,我也这样照顾你们。演讲就象给草坪浇水,如果有四分之一的水
渗下去你就满意了。
making a speech is like watering a lawn. you’re satisfied if just a quarter of it sinks in.
幽默注释:有人打呼噜,有人说话,都是正常的,有四分之一
观众听就不错了。幽默句子:即兴演讲的开场白。
创新句子:我不知道你们会不会喜欢我的演讲,我不知道我要
讲点儿什么开始前我想告
诉你们下面的演讲已经编辑成了电视节目,我现在少讲20分钟,
我们能够及时赶回家看2台的节目。
before i begin, i want you to know that the following speech has
been edited for television. i cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all
get home in time for the game on channel 2.
幽默注释:放着现场不看,偏要回家在电视上看。
可能你们有些人知道我今晚出现在这里有两个原因:第一个原
因是你们的计划委员会一直在设法寻找一个聪明、有趣、老练的
演讲者,——他们找到了。第二个原因是那个人病了,所以就打
电话把我找来了。
幽默注释:一开始好象在说自己很牛,其实就是个临时替场。
创新句子:我认为我演讲很风趣,可为什么没人笑呢,篇二:
简单有趣的英语小故事a new bike
英文:
a new bike
i got a new bike.
it is fast.
i like it.
ho! ho! i got a new car.
it is faster than your bike.
your bike is too slow.
ha! ha! i got a new motorcycle.
it is faster than your car.
your car is too slow.
hee! hee! hee! i got a new airplane.
it is faster than your motorcycle.
your motorcycle is too slow.
i got a new rocket.
it is faster than your airplane.
your airplane is too slow.
my rocket is the fastest.
the airplane is slower than the rocket.
the motorcycl
e is slower than the airplane.
the car is slower than the motorcycle.
and, my bike is slower than the car.
my bike is the slowest.
but, i dont care!
i got a new yellow bike.
and, i like it.
译文:
一辆新自行车
我有一辆新自行车。
它是快的。
我喜欢它。
嗬~嗬~我有一辆新汽车。
它比你的自行车快。
你的自行车太慢了。
哈~哈~我有一辆新摩托车。
它比你的汽车快。
你的汽车太慢了。
呵~呵~我有一架新飞机。
它比你的摩托车快。
你的摩托车太慢了。
我有一支火箭,
它比你的飞机快多了。
你的飞机太慢了。
我的火箭是最快的。
飞机比火箭慢。
摩托车比飞机慢。
汽车比摩托车慢。
而我的自行车比汽车慢。
但是我不介意。
我有一辆黄颜色的新自行车。
我喜欢它。
beautiful spring
英文:
beautiful spring
beautiful spring is here.
the winter is gone.
but the birds are back.
the snow is gone.
but the flowers are back.
old coats are gone.
but new ones are here.
spring is a beautiful time.
译文:
美丽的春天
春天就在这里。
冬天走了。
而且鸟儿回来。
雪融化了。
而且花儿回来了。
旧衣服走了。
而且新衣服在这里了。
春天是一段美丽的时光。
a wolf had been badly wounded by dogs. he lay sick and maimed in his lair. he felt very hungry and thirsty. when a sheep passed by,
he asked him to fetch some water from the stream.
if you bring me the water, he said, i will find means to get some food.
yes, said the sheep, if i bring you the water, you would undoubtedly make me your food.
狼和羊
?狼被狗所咬,伤势很严重,痛苦地躺在巢穴里,不能外出觅
食。
?他感到又饿又渴,这时,他看见一只羊,便请求他到附近的
小河里为他取一点水来。 ?“你给我一点水解渴”,他说,“我就
能自己去寻找食物了。”
?“是呀”,羊回答说,“如果我给你送水喝,那么我就会成为
你的食物。”
寓意: 谎言是经不起推敲的,它很容易被人们识破。
one day,a little monkey is playing by the well.
一天,有只小猴子在井边玩儿。
he looks in the well and shouts :
它往井里一瞧,高喊道:
“oh!my god!the moon has fallen into the well!”
“噢~我的天~月亮掉到井里头啦~”
an older monkeys runs over, takes a look,and says,篇三:幽默英语
演讲小短文(2分钟的)
as food is to the body, so is learning to the mind. our bodies grow and muscles develop with the intake of adequate nutritious food. likewise, we should keep learning day by day to maintain our keen mental power and expand our intellectual capacity. constant learning supplies us with inexhaustible fuel for driving us to sharpen our power of reasoning, analysis, and judgment. learning incessantly is the surest way to keep pace with the times in the information age, and an infallible warrant of success in times of uncertainty.
学习之于心灵,就像食物之于身体一样。摄取了适量的营养食
物,我们的身体得以生长而肌肉得以发达。同样地,我们应该日
复一日不断地学习以保持我们敏锐的心智能力,并扩充我们的智
力容量。不断的学习提供我们用不尽的燃料,来驱使我们磨利我
们的推理、分析和判断的能力。持续的学习是在信息时代中跟时
代并驾齐驱的最稳当的方法,也是在变动的世代中成功的可靠保
证。
一旦学习停止,单调贫乏的生活就开始了。视学校为汲取知识
的唯一场所是种常见的谬误。相反地,学习应该是一种无终止的
历程,从生到死。由于世界一直快速地在变动,只要学习停顿数
日就将使人落后。更糟的是,蛰伏在我们潜意识深处的兽性本能
就会复活,削弱我们追求高贵理想的意志,弱化我们扫除成功障
碍的决心,而且扼杀我们净化我们人格的欲望。缺少学习将不可
避免地导致心灵的停滞,甚至更糟地,使其僵化。因此,为了保
持心理年轻,我们必须将学习当作一生的事业。
2(heavy schoolwork【课业繁重】
in my opinion, the schoolwork now being assigned to high school students is too heavy. while it is true that students need to study, they need other things as well if they are to grow into healthy and well-rounded adults. high should be allowed more time for play. playing is not wasting time, as some think. it gives them physical exercise, and also exercise their imagination. which tends to be stifled by too much study. finally, the pressure put on high school students by excessive schoolwork can cause serious stress, which is unhealthy physically and mentally. i do not advocate the elimination of schoolwork. i do think, however, that a reduction of the current heavy load would be beneficial to students and to the society as a whole.
我认为目前高中生的课业实在太重了,虽然说学生的确应当念
书,但是要想长大成为健全的人,他门还需要一些其它的东西,
所以应该给高中生较多从事娱乐的时间。娱乐并不如某些人所想
的,是在浪费时间,它可以让学生锻炼身体,发挥被繁重课业扼
杀的想象力。此外,繁重的课业加诸在高中生身上的压力可能引
起严重的情绪紧张,这对身心都有害。我并非主张废除学校课业,
但是我认为减
轻目前繁重的课业对于学生和整个社会都是有益的。
3(time【时间】
lost time is never found again. this is something which i learned very clearly last semester. i spent so much time fooling around that my grades began to suffer. i finally realized that something had to be done. it was time for a change.now i have a new plan for using my time wisely. i have set my alarm clock ahead half an hour. this will give me a head start on the day. i have also decided to keep a log of what i do and when i do it. looking back on what i’ve done will give
me some ideas on how to reorganize my time.
时光一去不复返,这是我上学期清楚学到的教训。我浪费很多
时间四处游荡,以致于我的成绩开始退步。最后我终于了解到我
必须有所作为;该是痛改前非的时候了。
现在我有一个明智运用时间的新方法。我已将闹钟早拨半小时,
这将使我这一天的作息提前开始。我也决定将我所做的一切及做
这些事的时间记录下来。回顾我所做的事情会启发我如何重新安
排我的时间。
4(work and play【工作与娱乐】
what i usually do to relax after school is jogging and seeing movies. usually i dont spare time for exercise, but i value the physical education class at school. jogging several rounds in the field certainly relieves the days pressure. on weekends, ill catch the morning movie for my visual enjoyment. i feel revived and energetic for another weeks work-load.
工作与娱乐并不互相冲突,事实上,它们之间的关系还相辅相
成。有句格言说:「整日工作而没有休闲娱乐,会令人变得沉闷乏
味。」被工作重担压得喘不过气来的生活,将使你一事无成,因为
你将对一成不变的例行公事感到厌烦。由另一方面来说,适度的
娱乐活动能提供各种管道,来渲泄你被压抑的情绪,减轻单调生
活中的紧张与不悦。
放学之后,我最常做的休闲活动,便是慢跑与看电影。通常我
并不特地拨出时间来做运动,但是我很重视学校的体育课。在操
场上慢跑几圈,无疑地可以减轻一天的压力。在周末时,我都去
看早场电影,享受视觉飨宴。如此一来,我将有如再生般的充沛
活力,去面对下一星期的工作量。
5(my first job【我的第一份工作】
my first job was at a cramming school. it was three years ago
when i just graduated from junior high school and finished the entrance examination. since i had nothing to do that summer, i decided to find a job, tasting the joy of independence.i was responsible for answering the telephone and taking the message. i worked eight hours a day, six days a week. the work was not difficult nor heavy to me and i guess i did well. the most delighted thing was perhaps that i could spend the money i earned all by myself.
我的第一份工作是在一家补习班做事。那是三年前我刚从国中
毕业,考完联考时的事了。既然我那整个夏天都闲着没事,倒不
如找份差事,尝尝独立赚钱的快乐。
我负责接听电话且纪录留言的工作。我一天工作八小时,一星
期工作六天。那份工作对
范文三:幽默英语演讲稿50词
幽默英语演讲稿50词
篇一:英语演讲稿50秒
英语公告演讲课程 课堂活动
教师: 蒙巧 task 1 mid-term test(group work: a speech
contest)homework: task 2 10级各位同学, 本学期从第6周开始(中秋国庆节回来),每个同学要完成一次英语演讲(3-5分钟),
作为个人平时成绩。以下有50个较热门的演讲话题,供大家做选题参考(当然,你也可以想
出一个你自己感兴趣的话题)。具体要求:
1. 演讲时间:从第6周开始,每次上课前,演讲时长为3-5分钟。
2. 话题:可以从给定的话题(50个)中选,也可以自己想新的话题。
3. 演讲:脱稿演讲 (演讲前写演讲稿,演讲课程中脱稿演讲,演讲完后交演讲稿)
4. 人数:每次课2人演讲。以下是收集来的热点英语演讲话题,
2. true friendship
11. smile and the world smiles with you.
24. honesty is the best policy.25.
26. its necessary to say “no” sometimes.
27. a good beginning is half of battle. 33
34. it is better to give than to receive.
44. experience is the best teacher.
48. how to get along with people from different cultures 英语公告演讲课程
教师: 蒙巧
英语演讲比赛策划书
关于承办“英语之星”演讲比赛策划方案 为了丰富文化节内容和广大同学的课余生活,加强英语的学习和交流,提高同学们学习
英语的积极性,给学生提供一个展现自我,提升自我的机会和舞台,校团委决定举办“英语
之星”演讲比赛。
一.赛前准备工作:
1.明确承办比赛的纲要
1)活动目的
〈1〉提高同学学习英语的积极性,特别是提高对英语口语训练的积极性。 〈2〉丰富学生的课余生活。〈3〉为大学生提供一个学习和交流英语学习的平台,共同进步。 〈4〉加深对英语口语的重要性的认识。 〈5〉通过举办活动,为广大英语爱好者提供一个互相交流和学习的机会。
2)参赛选手要求:
(1)在校学生,性别年龄不限(2)主题由承办单位选定后,题目自选,要求内容积极、
健康、向上。(3)如有背景音乐,则自带光碟。(4)自备服装和道具
3)参赛人数:
选拔赛自由报名,每个系2,3人
4)时间及有关场地安排:时间:10月28日中午12:00报名截止(逾期作弃权处理,通过电子邮件形式报名以收
到确定邮件为准)
11月1日公布录音选拔赛名单11月3日录音选拔,根据报名情况分批进行 11月5日上午公布录音选拔前12名名单,同时,中午12:00进行演讲抽签,公布命题
演讲题目(地点待定)
11月9日交演讲稿(电子版,打印版)、电子版照片到联系人处11月11日星期四晚7:00(演讲比赛) 地点:广播站(录音选拔)2楼报告厅(演讲比赛)
5)比赛环节
比赛分为两个环节:录音选拔及演讲比赛。
6)录音选拔:
录音选拔出英语发音纯正、有英语演讲才能的人,其前12名参加演讲比赛。
7)演讲比赛:
〈1〉比赛流程:
比赛由二部分组成:一,先进行命题演讲(限时3分钟),命题演讲结束后,评委提问1
—2个问题,选手回答限时1分钟。二,即兴演讲(选手准备30秒,回答限时2分钟);其
中命题演讲是参赛者围绕我们的主题在比赛前选好文章进行演讲。即兴演(转载于:英语演讲
稿50秒)讲是现场抽题现场回答。评委们用英语提问,可以是与主题有关的或是演讲者在演
讲过程中涉及的问题或是评委感兴趣的问题,参赛者用英文回答,这考察了选手们的应变能
力和对英语的运用能力。
(2)评分标准:(满分100分)?仪表形象:(20分)1)着装整齐,大方得体。(10分)2)姿态自然,动作适度。(10
分)
?演讲内容:(50分)3)主题鲜明,符合主题内容。(25分)4)内容充实,事例动人,
贴近生活,富有鲜明的时代感。(15分)5)行文流畅,用词精练,详略得当。(10分) ?语言艺术:(30分)6)发音标准,流利。(10分)7)节奏处理得当,技巧运用自如。
(10分)8)表现力、应变能力强,能活跃气氛,引起高潮。(10
分)
(3)评分规则:评委明确给出每部分评分(评分为整数),由工作人员进行最后加总,
去掉最高分与最低分,取平均分为选手比赛成绩,按成绩排名分别获一、二、三等奖。最佳
台风奖和最受欢迎奖由评委票选得出(如票数相同则得分高者获奖)
8)奖项设立:
一等奖1名(同时获英语之星称号)二等奖2名三等奖3名鼓励奖若干名同时在此比赛中设立最佳台风奖,最受欢迎奖各一名。(此奖项与上述奖项不冲突)
9)颁奖:比赛结束后,颁发获奖证书和奖品
2.前期宣传准备工作(院团委宣传部负责:刘愉强)1)10月18日将此活动通知各院系分团委研分会,希望各院系协助组织有此方面特长的
同学报名参加
,每个学院推荐2,3位同学。
2)通过我校团委、学生会向学院团委、学生会发邀请函,协助报名。3)10月19日起将张贴海报在bbs上发贴,宣布大赛报名正式开始。报名截止于10月
28日中午12:00。
4)做好宣传工作。
5)10月28日左右将再一次张贴海报 6)11月3日左右进行初赛。
3.主持人的选定(组委会负责)比赛选男女主持人各一名
4.评委和嘉宾的邀请:(组委会理事负责)
1)邀请7个评委参加比赛的评选工作,其中最好有一两个外教,其中一个外教在比赛后
做点评
2)邀请相关院系领导或辅导员,校学生会主管领导做出席大赛嘉宾
3)嘉宾和评委可做颁奖人
4)所有评委和嘉宾在11月8号前确定
5.比赛内容和资料
1)录音选拔赛的资料由总策划收集整理并审核确认。2)决赛即兴演讲资料由总策划收
集整理制作,3)为保密起见,不能让其他人知晓。4)录音选拔资料在11月2号前确定,决
赛现场抽题资料在11月9号前做好。5)以上两人如果参加比赛,则另选人负责。
6.经费预算 总300元篇三:英语演讲稿——比尔?盖茨:释放你的创造力(中英) 不亚于任何其他的孩子的死亡;我认为,使这些孩子们的命运发生翻天地覆的变化并不
费太大力气。 我仍是一个坚定的乐观主义者,我坚信即使世
界级难题取得进展都是有可能
的——其实每天也都在发生着这种事情。我们看到治疗致命疾
病的新药、新的诊断器械不断
出现,而且,发展中国家的健康问题进入了人们的视野并日益
得到重视。 我为医药、教育,
当然还有技术发展的诸多前景而欢欣鼓舞。我相信,凭借人类
与生俱来的发明创造能力和不
畏艰难、坚忍不拔的品格,在我的有生之年里我们将在所有这
些领域都创造出可喜的成就 my pledge my oath i can?t stand my
poor english!i can?t stand my ten years of
wasted time!i can?t stand being looked down upon!i can?t stand being laughed at! i
want to improve my situation!i want to change my life!i want to be successful!i want
to be international! i don?t want to let my parents down!i don?t ever want to let
my country
down!most important, i don?t want to let myself down! i want to speak perfect
english!i want to understand all kinds of accents!i want to write beautiful articles!i
want to read thousands ofbooks!i want to translate freely
between chinese and english.i want to be the
master of the world?s two most important languages: chinese and
english. i must act at once!i must open my mouth to practice!i must
surprise them
with my
excellent english!i must realize my dream!i must succeed! 我的誓
言我不能忍受
我的破烂英语~我不能忍受我十年来虚度的光阴~我不能忍受
被别人看扁~我不能忍受被别
人嘲笑~ 我要改善我的处境~我要改变我的生活~我要成为成
功人士~我要成为国际人才~
我不想让我的父母失望~我也不想让我的祖国失望~更重要的
是,我不想让我自己失望~ 我
要说一口纯正的英语~我要听懂各种各样的口音~我要写一手
漂亮的文章~我要阅读成千上
万的书籍~我要在中英文之间自由转换。我要成为世界上最重
要的两种语言——汉语和英语
的大师。 我必须立即行动~我必须张嘴练习~我必须用我出色
的英语令众人惊叹~我必须实
现我的梦想~我必须成功~ ladies andgentlemen , good afternoon! i?m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech. today my
topic is “youth”. i hope you
will like it , and found the importance in your youth so that more cherish it. first
i want to ask you some questions: 1、 do you know what is youth?
2、 how do you master
your youth?youth youth is not a time of life, it is a state of mind ; it is not rosy
cheeks , red lips and supple knees, it is a matter of the emotions : it is the freshness ;
it is the freshness of the deep springs of life . youth means a temperamental
predominance of courage over timidity of theappetite , for adventure over the love of ease. this often exists in a man of
60 more than a boy of 20 . nobody grows old merely by a number of years . we grow
old by deserting our ideals. years wrinkle the skin , but to give up enthusiasm
wrinkles the soul . worry , fear , self –distrust bows the heart
and turns the spirit
back to dust . whether 60 of 16 , there is in every human being ?s heart the lure
of wonders, the unfailing
childlike appetite of what?s next and the joy of thegame of living .
in the center of your heart and my heart there?s a wireless
station : so long as it receives messages of beauty , hope ,cheer, courage and power
from men and from the infinite, so long as you are young . when the aerials are down , and your spirit is covered with snows of cynicism and the ice
of pessimism, then you are grown old ,even at 20 , but as long as your aerials are
up ,to catch waves of optimism , there is hope you may die young at 80. thank you!
青春 青春不是指岁月,而是指心态。粉嫩的脸,红润的唇,矫
健的膝并不是青春。青春表现
在意志的坚强与懦弱。想象的丰富与苍白、情感的充沛与贫乏
等方面。青春是生命深处清泉
的喷涌。 青春是追求。只有当勇气盖过怯弱、进取压倒苟安之
时,青春才存在。果如此,则
60见之长者比20岁之少年更具青春活力。仅仅岁月的流逝并不
能使他们衰老。而一旦抛弃
理想和信念,则垂垂老也。 岁月只能使皮肤起皱。而一旦丧失
生活的激情,则连灵魂枯老,
使人生枯如死水,毫无活力。 60岁长者也好,16岁少年也罢,
每个人的内心深处都渴望奇
迹,都如孩子一般眨着期待的双眼,期待着下一次,期待着生活的情趣,你我灵魂深处都有
一座无线电中转站------只有你我年轻,则总能听到希望的呼唤,总能发出喜悦的欢呼,总
能传达勇气的讯号,总能表现出青春的活力??? 一旦青春的天线倒下,你的灵魂即为玩世
不恭之雪、悲观厌世之冰覆盖;即使你年方20.其实你已垂垂老也。而只要你青春的天线高
高耸起,就可以随时接收到乐观的电波-----即使你年过八旬,行将就木,而你却仍然拥有青
春,你仍然年轻。
篇二:大学英语演讲稿幽默
新初中幽默英语演讲稿love your mother
爱你的母亲
why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈. because im a woman, she told him. 因为我是女人,她告诉他.
i dont understand, he said.我不明白.他回答
his mom just hugged him and said, and you never will, but thats
o.k........ 妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系...later
the little boy asked his father, why does mom seem to cry for no
reason?.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭
泣? all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say...... 所有
的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的...
the little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry. 等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候, 他仍然奇怪妈妈
为什么哭.finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why
do women cry so easily?
最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?
god answered......
上帝回答:
when i made woman,
i decided she had to be special. i made her shouldersstrong enough to carry
the weight of the world, yet, 当我创造女人的时候,
我决定把她造的很特别,篇二:大学英语演讲稿范文 《大学英
语演讲稿例文》lucky for me, life in university is rich and colorful. with more free time,we
can do many more things besides study, such as joining societies clubs, and taking
part-time jobs. such
drinkin coke is wonderful, despite the undesirble consequent hiccups. its bitter,
sour and peppery, but also sweet. and youll even feel excited after
gulping down a
glass. a college experience university life is like drinking coke. im
experiencing it. and i know, i enjoy
it!
我一直在大学呆了一年多。我儿时,我才意识到大学生活就像喝可乐。的生活经历口味、
酸、甜、苦、辣。
我从省,离这儿很远。我常常想念妈妈的亲戚、朋友,在我的家乡。然而,我经常见到。那
么孤独总是会陪伴我。我很难过,我无法和在一起。幸运的是,我在大学生活是多彩的。有
更多的闲暇,可以做更多的事情除了学习,如加入社团俱乐部,打工。的活动,使的生活多彩,
而且还能帮助改进各样的技能。大学是社会,里学到的微缩有利于今后的生活。的人生之
路不会一帆风顺。挫折是无法的。失败的的考试,跟男孩女孩的朋友,或者拒绝由有前途的公
司,会让的挫折。有时候,觉得很沮丧,甚至大哭起来。喝可乐是美妙的,undesirble随之打嗝。这是苦的,酸和暴躁,而且甜。你甚至可以感觉
到激动下一杯。全身后,大学的经验是成长的一。哭泣,微笑着,
坠入爱河,受伤,离开,学习,
然后做的人。
大学生活就像喝可乐。我的感受。我知道,我喜欢它!篇三:中英文幽默演讲 幽默演讲——调侃自己(中英对照) 演讲者如何调侃自己 创新句子:你们或者睡觉,或者不睡,只要不打呼噜,我就接着讲。 幽默注释:演讲者讲得太糟糕了,组织者哭得很伤心。 演讲结束时,宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——你泰然自若,优雅地点头
微笑着,心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡。 poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster
thanks you for taking
time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program ---
and you nod and smile
graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is
a little coffee
from breakfast. 幽默注释:一些老干部退休后没什么事干,有人请他参加一些活动,他还假装很忙,好
象推开了很多事才赶去似的。过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张,但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象所有的观众都是裸
体会有所帮助。此时此刻,我站在这里想象着观众都是裸体,真的起作用,我不再紧张了,
但眼睛有些疲劳。
i used to get nervous when giving a speech but then i read that it
helps to think
of the entire audience as being naked. and so, at this very moment,
i’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as
being naked. and it really
works. i no suffer from nervousness. eyestrain. yes. 幽默注释:把
观众想象成裸体,意思是我不怕你们,就不紧张了。创新句子:
大部分人站在讲台上都会有点儿紧张,我属于少部分人,我非常
紧张。 我本人不自负——我简直不能告诉你们我是多么钦佩我这
一点。 personally, i have
never been conceited --- and i can’t tell you how much i admire myself for that.幽默句子:他因为自己不自负,所以变得非常骄傲。
创新句子:我一点儿都不自负,我希望别人也这么看我。 我先
用简单明了的英语演讲,以后我再翻译给律师听。 let me put(本
文来自:WwW.hNboxu.cOm 博旭 范文 网:幽默英语演讲稿50词)
this into plain english. i’ll translate it for the lawyers later.
幽默注释:律师总喜欢用复杂的语言,简单的话都听不懂了。
创新句子:我的讲话有三个版本,小学生版本,中学生版本,大
学生版本,你是听小学
一年纪版的,还是小学二年纪版的,如果你听过这个故事,请
不要打断我,我就知道这一个故事。 if you’ve already heard this story, please don’t stop me because it’s the only
one i know.
幽默注释:就是你知道两个故事,讲故事前也可以这么说。
创新句子:我讲个笑话,如果你们听过,也希望装做没听过,我也这样照顾你们。 演讲就象给草坪浇水,如果有四分之一的水渗下去你就满意了。 making a speech is like watering a lawn. you’re satisfied if just a quarter of
it sinks in.
幽默注释:有人打呼噜,有人说话,都是正常的,有四分之一观众听就不错了。幽默句子:即兴演讲的开场白。创新句子:我不知道你们会不会喜欢我的演讲,我不知道我要讲点儿什么。 开始前我想告诉你们下面的演讲已经编辑成了电视节目,我现在少讲20分钟,我们能够
及时赶回家看2台的节目。before i begin, i want you to know
that the following speech has been edited for
television. i cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in
time for the game
on channel 2. 幽默注释:放着现场不看,偏要回家在电视上看。 可能你们有些人知道我今晚出现在这里有两个原因:第一个原因是你们的计划委员会一
直在设法寻找一个聪明、有趣、老练的演讲者,——他们找到了。第二个原因是那个人病了,
所以就打电话把我找来了。
幽默注释:一开始好象在说自己很牛,其实就是个临时替场。 创
新句子:我认为我演讲很风趣,可为什么没人笑呢, 有人有舞台
恐惧症,我没有;舞台不会怎么样我,是观众快把我吓死了~ some people
suffer from stage fright. i don’t. the stage doesn’t bother me at all. it’s the
audience that scares the hell out of me! 幽默注释:stage fright舞
台恐惧症,而不是舞台吓唬我。我们每个人都希望能在某一时刻
把时钟拨回去。如果我能够把时钟拨回去 at one time
or another, i think each of us has wished we could turn back the
clock. i know if
i could turn back the clock just 45 minutes, i’d be the happiest person in this room.
because that’s when i left my speech on the kitchen table. 幽默
注释:自己上台前
还在刻苦练习,演讲稿落家里了,讲错了希望观众包涵。我不
想吹牛,但上次我演讲时所有的观众都站了起来,他们再也没有
坐下,直到走到他
们的汽车那儿。i don’t want to brag, but the last time i did this it
brought the audience to
its feet. and they never sat down again until they reached their
cars. 幽默注释:观众听他演讲,都站起来走了,他还在吹牛呢。
创新句子:我演讲时用一种平缓的语速娓娓道来,观众睡得很香甜。 如果我有点儿犹豫,你们一定要原谅我,这是我第一次饭后演讲——在卖当劳里冲我的
小孩儿喊叫除外。
if i’m a little hesitant, you’ll have to excuse me. this is the first
after-dinner
speech i’ve ever made ---except for yelling at my kids in
mcdonald’s. 幽默注释:
自嘲自己演讲没什么经验。 创新句子:你可能知道我已经养成了饭后演讲的习惯。 我不习惯面对这么多观众演讲,让我鼓起勇气的一件事情就是我在谈论我最喜欢的题目
——我。
i’m not used to speaking to such a large audience. the one thing
that gives me
courage is that i’m speaking on my favorite subject --- me. 幽默注释:电视上老是邀请一些名人在那儿大谈自己,这些人开场可以这么说。
人们总问我为什么我戴顶10加仑的红色帽子(或者一些其它非常显眼的衣服饰品),我
告诉他们那是我采取的积极现实的生活态度。我知道不管发生什么事情,善良的上帝总在注
视着我们。现在地球上有60亿人,我希望上帝能从芸芸众生中
一眼就挑出我来。people always ask me why i wear a big red ten
gallon hat (or some other very
noticeable article of clothing) and i tell them. it has to do with taking a positive
but practical view of life. for instance, i know that no matter what happens, the
good lord is watching over us. then again, there are now six billion of us, so i want
to make darn sure he can pick me out of the crowd.篇四:大学英
语演讲稿 大学英语演讲稿:面对压力good morning , boys and girls.
i am pu lijuan and glad to give you a speech about
stress.
psychologist tell us that stress is a state of worry caused by the problem of
living , such as too much work or study , heavy responsibilities . the chief problem we should face to is our attitude towards stress .people usually say they can not live in the sun except they escape
from stress . it’s
stress , they may feel very satisfied with the current life but lack of power
to discover new things . too much satisfaction result in nothing
except a countermarch
of the society . no stress , no development . so a certain amount of stress is good .
it can stimulate us and increase our level of alertness . and our answer to stress is another vital problem . how to do with ourselves when
stress suddenly break intoour life ? to wave the white flag and admit our unability , to give up to our
ideality , or worsely , just to suicide as to put an end to everything ? of cause
not . the
principle is to tackle with stress gently and harmoniously. we should try our best to release ourselves . such as to do some exercise , to listen to t music to ease our minds
and to learn to view these changes of life as challenges .it’s no use
crying overspilt milk . only to accept what has happened can solve the problem . ok , i think i was under large stress ,minutes
before ,that is all . thank you very much!《大学英语演讲稿范文》i
have been in university for about one year. during my stay here, i came to realize
that university life is like drinking coke. we experience all tastes of life here,
sour, sweet, bitter and hot.lucky for me, life in university is rich and colorful. with more free time,we
can do many more things besides study, such as joining societies clubs, and taking
part-time jobs. such activities not only make our life more colorful, but also help
us improve all kinds of skills. the university is a society miniature, what we learn
here will benefit our future life. university life is like drinking coke. im experiencing it. and i know, i enjoy
it!
我一直在大学呆了一年多。我儿时,我才意识到大学生活就像喝
可乐。的生活经历口味、
酸、甜、苦、辣。
我从省,离这儿很远。我常常想念妈妈的亲戚、朋友,在我的家乡。
然而,我经常见到。那
么孤独总是会陪伴我。我很难过,我无法和在一起。 幸运的是,
我在大学生活是多彩的。有更多的闲暇,可以做更多的事情除了学
习,如加入社
团俱乐部,打工。的活动,使的生活多彩,而且还能帮助改进各样
的技能。大学是社会,里学到
的微缩有利于今后的生活。的人生之路不会一帆风顺。挫折是
无法的。失败的的考试,跟男孩女孩的朋友,或者拒绝
由有前途的公司,会让的挫折。有时候,觉得很沮丧,甚至大哭起来。喝可乐是美妙的,undesirble随之打嗝。这是苦的,酸和暴躁,而且甜。你甚至可以感觉
到激动下一杯。全身后,大学的经验是成长的一。哭泣,微笑着,坠入爱河,受伤,离开,学习,
然后做的人。
大学生活就像喝可乐。我的感受。
篇三:中英文幽默演讲
幽默演讲——调侃自己(中英对照)
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演讲者如何调侃自己
作为一个演讲者,我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨:一种是我讲话声音太大了,他们无法入睡;第二种是我讲得时间太长了,他们无法一直清醒。 As a speaker, I’ve only had two complaints from
audiences. One, that I talk so loud they can’t fall asleep. And two,
that I talk so long they can’t stay awake.
创新句子:你们或者睡觉,或者不睡,只要不打呼噜,我就接着讲。
作为一个讲演者,他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著
名的演讲]相比较。当他演讲结束时,也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——
特别是计划委员会。 As a speaker, he has often been compared to
Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address. When he finishes his speech, there is also sorrow, tears and mourning ---- especially by the program committee.
幽默注释:演讲者讲得太糟糕了,组织者哭得很伤心。
演讲结束时,宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——
你泰然自若,优雅地点头微笑着,心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的
事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡。
Poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.
幽默注释:一些老干部退休后没什么事干,有人请他参加一些活
动,他还假装很忙,好象推开了很多事才赶去似的。
过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张,但那时我看到一条信息说如果
你想象所有的观众都是裸体会有所帮助。此时此刻,我站在这里
想象着观众都是裸体,真的起作用,我不再紧张了,但眼睛有些
疲劳。
I used to get nervous when giving a speech but then I read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked. And so, at this
very moment, I’m
standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being
naked. And it really works. I no suffer from nervousness. Eyestrain.
Yes.
幽默注释:把观众想象成裸体,意思是我不怕你们,就不紧张
了。
创新句子:大部分人站在讲台上都会有点儿紧张,我属于少部
分人,我非常紧张。
我本人不自负——我简直不能告诉你们我是多么钦佩我这一
点。 Personally, I have never been conceited --- and I can’t tell you how much I admire myself for that.
幽默句子:他因为自己不自负,所以变得非常骄傲。
创新句子:我一点儿都不自负,我希望别人也这么看我。
我先用简单明了的英语演讲,以后我再翻译给律师听。
Let me put this into plain English. I’ll translate it for the lawyers
later. 幽默注释:律师总喜欢用复杂的语言,简单的话都听不懂了。
创新句子:我的讲话有三个版本,小学生版本,中学生版本,
大学生版本,你是听小学一年纪版的,还是小学二年纪版的,
如果你听过这个故事,请不要打断我,我就知道这一个故事。
If you’ve already heard this story, please don’t stop me because it’s the only one I know.
幽默注释:就是你知道两个故事,讲故事前也可以这么说。
创新句子:我讲个笑话,如果你们听过,也希望装做没听过,
我也这样照顾你们。
演讲就象给草坪浇水,如果有四分之一的水渗下去你就满意了。
Making a speech is like watering a lawn. You’re satisfied if just a quarter of it sinks in.
幽默注释:有人打呼噜,有人说话,都是正常的,有四分之一
观众听就不错了。
演讲开始时我们有一些共同点,你们不知道我要讲什么——我
也不知道。 At the very start, let me just say that we both have
something in common. You don’t know what I’m going to say --- and neither do I.
幽默句子:即兴演讲的开场白。
创新句子:我不知道你们会不会喜欢我的演讲,我不知道我要
讲点儿什么。
开始前我想告诉你们下面的演讲已经编辑成了电视节目,我现
在少讲20分钟,我们能够及时赶回家看2台的节目。
Before I begin, I want you to know that the following speech has
been edited for television. I cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all
get home in time for the game on channel 2.
幽默注释:放着现场不看,偏要回家在电视上看。
可能你们有些人知道我今晚出现在这里有两个原因:第一个原
因是你们的计划委员会一直在设法寻找一个聪明、有趣、老练的
演讲者,——他们找到了。第二个原因是那个人病了,所以就打
电话把我找来了。
As some of you may know, I’m appearing here tonight for two
very good reasons. The first reason is your Program Committee was trying to find a speaker who’s intelligent, entertaining,
sophisticated --- and they did. The second reason is, he got sick so they called me.
幽默注释:一开始好象在说自己很牛,其实就是个临时替场。
创新句子:我认为我演讲很风趣,可为什么没人笑呢,
有人有舞台恐惧症,我没有;舞台不会怎么样我,是观众快把
我吓死了~ Some people suffer from stage fright. I don’t. The stage
doesn’t bother me at all. It’s the audience that scares the hell out of me!
幽默注释:stage fright舞台恐惧症,而不是舞台吓唬我。
我们每个人都希望能在某一时刻把时钟拨回去。如果我能够把
时钟拨回去 At one time or another, I think each of us has wished we could turn back the clock. I know if I could turn back the clock just 45 minutes, I’d be the happiest person in this room. Because that’s when I left my speech on the kitchen table. 幽默注释:自己
上台前还在刻苦练习,演讲稿落家里了,讲错了希望观众包涵。
我不想吹牛,但上次我演讲时所有的观众都站了起来,他们再
也没有坐下,直到走到他们的汽车那儿。
I don’t want to brag, but the last time I did this it brought the audience to its feet. And they never sat down again until they reached their cars.
幽默注释:观众听他演讲,都站起来走了,他还在吹牛呢。
创新句子:我演讲时用一种平缓的语速娓娓道来,观众睡得很
香甜。
如果我有点儿犹豫,你们一定要原谅我,这是我第一次饭后演
讲——在卖当劳里冲我的小孩儿喊叫除外。
If I’m a little hesitant, you’ll have to excuse me. This is the first after-dinner speech I’ve ever made ---except for yelling at my kids in McDonald’s. 幽默注释:自嘲自己演讲没什么经验。
创新句子:你可能知道我已经养成了饭后演讲的习惯。
我不习惯面对这么多观众演讲,让我鼓起勇气的一件事情就是
我在谈论我最喜欢的题目——我。
I’m not used to speaking to such a large audience. The one thing that gives me courage is that I’m speaking on my favorite subject --- me.
幽默注释:电视上老是邀请一些名人在那儿大谈自己,这些人
开场可以这么说。
人们总问我为什么我戴顶10加仑的红色帽子(或者一些其它
非常显眼的衣服饰品),我告诉他们那是我采取的积极现实的生活
态度。我知道不管发生什么事情,善良的上帝总在注视着我们。
现在地球上有60亿人,我希望上帝能从芸芸众生中一眼就挑出我
来。
People always ask me why I wear a big red ten gallon hat (or some other very noticeable article of clothing) and I tell them. It has to do with taking a positive but practical view of life. For instance, I know that no matter what happens, the good Lord is watching over us. Then again, there are now six billion of us, so I want to make darn sure He can pick me out of the crowd.
范文四:英语演讲稿 200词
英语演讲稿 200词
ladies and gentleman,good evening!
it’s my great honor to present this speech today.my name is peace and i am from cla1 of teaching chinese as a foreign language. my topic today is “living at present is my top concern”。
we’ve often heard the famous words;“yesterday is
history,tomorrow is mistery,but today is a gift,that’s why it’s called
‘present’ ”.indeed,rich or poor,every one is endowed with this most precious gift .only by treasuring it and living to our fullest potential in the present,can we project our way forward to a bright and rewarding future.
living at present requires a positive attitude to confront life;it’s
having the wisdom to spend our life’s resources engaging in the
most productive affairs; it’s directing our time and energy towards
the most efficient way to achieve a promising future! by living at present, we’ll have more time and energy to focus on our goals and make a diffference to whatever our current task may be. furthermore,, it’s learning from the past instead of unnecessarily carrying heavy burdens from yesterday, and planing our future to wisely prepare for it instead of being impatient or restle. if we drawn, or let ourselves be overcome by yesterday’s memories or
strong feelings , how can we be observant enough to focus on things going on around us? if we are into dreaming or unnecessary concern for tomorrow,,how can we prepare well for the exciting upcoming future?
that is why living at present is my top concern.
living at present demands the courage to throw away
useleencumbrances of the past , to accept what is unchangeable, to change what is chnageable, and to learn from the past which should be a lesson. ,instead of an obstacle.
living at present also requires the wisdom to concentrate on the present ,preparing for the future and courageously displaying the patience to wait for tomorrow.
over a long period of time, taking care of my little brother and ma-ki-ng money at university push me too hard ,and i was so exhausted and anxious that i couldn’t even sleep though my
sleeping time is extremely limited.eventually, i came to realize that i must lay off the mental burdens like worries from the past and concerns for the future and live at present. i need just to realise that i am on my way to my destination.; because i now know, that my top concern is “living at present “!
范文五:英语演讲稿 200词(范本)
英语演讲稿 200?词
英语演讲稿 200?词
ladies and? gentlem?an,good ?evening!?it's my ?great ho?nor to ?present t??his speech today?.my name? is peac?e and i ?am from ?cla1 ?of teaching? chinese? as a fo?reign la?nguage. ?my topic? today i?s ?"living at pre?sent is ?my top c?oncern"?。we've of?ten hear?d the ?famous wor?ds;“yest?erday is? history?,tomorro?w is mis??tery,but ?today is a gift?,that's ?why it's? ?
called 'present?' ”.inde?ed,rich ?or poor,?every on?e is end?owed ?with this m?ost prec?ious gif?t .only ?by treas?uring it? and liv?ing ?to our fulle?st poten?tial in ?the pres?ent,can ?we proje?ct our w??ay forward to a ?bright a?nd rewar?ding fut?ure.livi?ng at pr?esent ?requires a? positiv?e attitu?de to co?nfront l?ife;it's?? having the ?wisdom to sp?end our ?life’s r?esources? engagin?g in the? most ?productive? affairs?; it's d?irecting? our tim??e and energy tow?ards ?the most ef?ficient ?way to a?chieve a? promisi?ng futur?e! by li?ving ?at present,? we'll h?ave more?? time and energy? to focu?s on our? goals ?and make ?a difffe?rence to? whateve?r our cu?rrent ta?sk may b?e. ?furthermore,,?? it's learning f?rom the ?past ins?tead ?
of unnecess?arily ca?rrying h?eavy bur?dens fro?m yester?day, and? ?planing our fut??ure to wisely pr?epare fo?r it ins?tead of ?being ?impatient ?or restl?e. if we? drawn, ?or let o?urselves? be over?e by ?yes?terday's memorie?s or str?ong feel?ings , h?ow can w?e be ?observant e?nough to? focus o?n things? going o?n around? us? if ?we ?are into drea?ming or ?unnecess?ary conc??ern for tomorrow?,,how ca?n ?we prepare wel?l for th?e exciti?ng uping? future??that is ?why livi?ng ?at present is? my top ?concern.?living a?t presen?t demand?s the ?courage to? throw a?way usel?eencumbr?ances of? the pas?t , to a?ccept ?what is un?changeab?le, to c?hange wh?at is ch?nageable?, and to? learn ?from the ?past whi?ch shoul?d be a l?esson. ,?instead ?of an ?obstacle.l?iving at? present? also re?quires t?he wisdo?m to ?
concentrate? on the ?present ?,prepari?ng for t?he futur?e and ?courageous?ly displ??aying the patien?ce to wa?it for t?omorrow.?over ?a long peri?od of ti?me, taki?ng care ??of my little bro?ther and? ?ma-ki-ng money ?at unive?rsity pu?sh me to?o hard ,?and i wa??s so exhausted a?nd anxio?us that ?i couldn?'t even ?sleep th?ough ?my sleeping? time is? extreme?ly limit?ed.event?ually, i? came to? ?realize that i ?must lay? off the? mental ?burdens ?like wor?ries fro?m ?the past and c?oncerns ?for the ?future a?nd live ?at prese?nt. i ne?ed ?just to reali?se that ?i am on ?my way t?o my des?tination?.; becau?se ?i now know, t?hat my t?op conce?rn is "l?iving at? present? "! ?
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