成长的烦恼台词
利齐说伊桑:“蔬菜都比他聪明”
2.学校社会课留的作业是让同学们假结婚 评选出最嘉婚姻 老师让凯特嫁给拉里时
利齐说:“我可能会嫁给一只树蛙 但也比她嫁得好”
3.老师将利齐嫁给了戈多 戈多的未来职业是垃圾工作者 利齐想嫁给帅哥伊桑 但米兰达嫁
给了他 所以利齐很不高兴 没有好好的去完成作业 最后夫妻演讲时
利齐:“你真的不介意吗”
戈多:“不介意”
利齐:“真的”(指垃圾工作者)
戈多:“是的 我介意的是自从我们结婚后你就不在乎我了 我介意的是我最好的朋友不理我
了”
4.利齐的妈妈大喊 马特 (只是喊一下自己的儿子而已)
马特:“哦 不是我干的”(妈妈诧异的表情)
马特:“哦 条件反射”
5. 戈多:“垃圾就是金子 有味儿的金子 但总是金子”
“我是垃圾工 我为我的出身自豪
6.伊桑:“听着 让开”
马特:“除非上面写着大傻瓜的名字我就离开”
伊桑:“什么”
马特:“大 傻瓜 大傻瓜 我想有面镜子给你看 但没有”
7.马特对戈多说:你这么酷怎么会是利齐的朋友
8.米兰达女扮男装时说:“我不能去 那里的墙上有很多奇怪的池子”
9.利齐:火辣约会和戈多不可能出现在同一个句子里 尤其是从布莱克的嘴里说出来
10.利齐:你在教我撒谎
戈多:不,我是在教你提前在最后一分钟改变计划
11.戈多:“你四年级的时候真的迷恋过我吗”
利齐:“那时候我还小, 不知道有更好的”
12.利齐父;你应该爱马特.
利齐:是的我爱马特,尤其是他不在的时候.
13.利齐听说要跟凯特一组,便很不高兴地抱着枕
头在床上打滚,戈多(对米兰达)说:“她比我想象的坚强!”
14.米兰达:“实际上 你永远不会把伊桑和拉里出现在同一个句子里”
戈多:“实际上 你刚才就那么做了”
15.利齐母:“以前你们是朋友 你们肯定有共同的地方”
利齐:“对 我们都无法忍受对方
16.马特:“哦 !你是谁 ?请告诉我刚才不是你在说话 ,一个利齐已经很麻烦了.”
17.利齐:“也许她比我更漂亮 更聪明 更有趣”
戈多:“那不可能”
利齐:“为什么”
戈多:“因为没有人比你更漂亮 更有趣”
利齐:“你漏了更聪明”
18.老师:“东非的妇女会觉得你(拉里)很苍白 穿得很奇怪”
戈多:“这儿的妇女也这么觉得” (戈多在说利齐她们是妇女)
19.利齐母:“你的瓶子象一只不协调的大象”
利齐:“你的瓶子象被一只不协调的大象坐过”
20.利齐:“为什么他总是吻别人”
米兰达:“在墨西哥城人们都这样”
利齐:“为什么伊桑.克拉夫特不是在墨西哥城”
21.戈多:
22.戈多:
23.戈多:
24.戈多:
25.马特:“你说得对,兰尼!”
26.社会课的假结婚伊桑选角色时:“外科医生?这是一种医生对吗?”
27.马特当演员时:“啊,门铃响了,我去开门。”
29.戈多:
30.米兰达:
利齐:因为你只有一个.
31.凯特叫人邀请利齐她们去生日晚会时
利齐:
某同学:
利齐和米兰达:“我去!”
戈多:“等等,能打长途电话吗?”
某同学:“当然~!”
戈多:“我去,我去,我去~!!!!”
32.乔得知马特和萨姆要去拍广告时说
乔:
了说了.
萨姆:
33.梅琳娜不理马特时马特很沮丧,他同学劝他
同学:
马特:
34.利齐:
35.马特在创作他的画
妈妈:“嗨,亲爱的,我们为你自豪。”
爸爸:“是的,如果你不把颜料泼在树上和兰尼的衣服上,我想我们更为你自豪。”
36.马特和兰尼要参加拉拉队
马特:“妈妈,妈妈,我们的妈妈!如果她不能修好水管,那没人可以~!”
爸爸:“我呢?”
马特:“爸爸,爸爸,我们的爸爸!如果他不能修好水管,那~~妈妈可以!”
37.米兰达对拉里说:
之后说了N遍:
38.利齐:
戈多:
39.利齐对戈多:
40.老师强迫米兰达和利齐做舞伴的时候:
利齐:
好吧,我收回我的话.
41.利齐称呼马特和兰尼:
42.马特兰尼失踪后
利齐:
就是马特和兰尼不在你的身边.
1.做一个爱笑的孩子。但不要太过分,注意自己的形象。
2.做事要做得到尾。选择适合自己的一条路走得无论怎么难也要完成。
3.高兴,就笑,让大家都知道。悲伤,就假装什么也没发生。
4.在不违背原则的情况下 对别人要宽容能帮就帮 千万不要把人逼绝了 给人留条后路。
5.不要把时间浪费在上网和看偶像剧上。
6.一定要做个有教养的人。
7.要漂亮,更要有气质。
8.一次只爱一个人,选一个单身的人,值得爱的人。
9.因为爱过,所以慈悲;因为懂得,所以宽容。
10.自己选择的路,跪着也要走完。
好事。但不要忘记你在困境时帮助你的那些好人。
12.没有十全十美的东西,没有十全十美的人,关键是清楚到底想要什么。得到想要的,肯定
会失去另外一部分。如果什么都想要,只会什么都得不到。
13.懂得从内心欣赏别人,虽然这很多时候很难。
14.两个人同时犯了错,站出来承担的那一方叫宽容,另一方欠下的债,早晚都要还。
15.自己不喜欢的人,可以报之以沉默微笑;自己喜欢的人,那就随便怎么样了,因为你的喜
爱会挡也挡不住地流露出来。
16.不要停止学习。不管学习什么,语言,厨艺,各种技能。但不要只知读书,也要会玩儿。
17.钱很重要,但不能依靠别人或父母,自己一定要保持一定的赚钱的能力。
18.不要太高估自己在集体中的力量,因为当你选择离开时,就会发现即使没有你,太阳照常
升起。
19.过去的事情可以不忘记,但一定要放下。
20.即使输掉了一切,也不要输掉微笑。
21.不管做了什么选择,都不要后悔,因为后悔也于事无补。
22.不要因为冲动说一些过激的话。
23.不要轻易许下承诺,做不到的承诺,比没许下更可恶。
24.不要觉得不了解也会有爱情。在不了解的时候,我们仅仅是喜欢,达不到爱情。
25.只要自己能做的事要自己去做别依靠别人。别等着别人来为你做你能做的事。
26.别等机会,机会不会来找你。你要自己去找机会,机会就在你身边。
第一集 出师受挫
Jason: Alright lady drop that spatula . or you're scrambled
Maggie: Go ahead, make my day. Well, I guess I showed you.
Jason: Show me more
Maggie: Oh Jason, the kids.
Jason: I can kiss the kids later. You know I read an article that said that two career couples should really make a special effort to always remain...frisky . Maggie: At breakfast?
Jason: At all meals.
Mike: What's the matter? You guys aren't gettin' enough?
Jason: Michael, a lot of kids would get smacked for a remark like that. Mike: Come on dad, you can't hit me you're a liberal humanist .
Jason: Could be an accident.
Carol: Could be a dream come true.
Mike: Mom, can't we sell Carol and get a tape deck for the Volvo?
Carol: Mike, you give new meaning to the word vacuous.
Mike: Oh yeah? What was the old meaning?
Carol: I rest my case .
Jason: Ben! Ben! What's so funny Ben?
Ben: That Phyllis George, she's screwed up again.
Maggie: Hey, what's that you're reading about?
Carol: Well it says here that as the universe expands, all matter is degenerating into a state of total disorganization .
Maggie: Thank god I thought it was just me.
(Mike在电话)
Mike: So what are you guys doing tonight?
Maggie: Mike, what is
Carol: It's that new under twenty dance club on Geravo Turnpike.
Mike: Yeah, and it sounds like a great idea mom. It's a safe, wholesome place for teens to congregate .
Maggie: And the larger the group, the smaller their brains get.
Jason: Oh come on Maggie!
Mike: Yeah, come on Maggie! Yes well time to go wait for that school bus; you know if I hurry I can still get a seat in the non-smoking section.
Maggie: Good day! Bye sweetheart. Bye Ben, love you!
Jason: Catch you later Ben! I still have some paper work to do before my nine o' clock gets here, and if you start feeling frisky and you have eight of ten seconds before work, you know where to find me.
Maggie: Ben, what are you doing here you'll miss the bus. What's the matter honey?
Ben: Dad didn't know how to do my elbow .
Maggie: Oh? Let me see. Oh dad did a great job on these cuts...Superman Band-Aids - the works. Oh I get it, he didn't kiss it better...and say I love you little pumpkin head .
Ben: It was all so clinical. Mom, how come you had to go back to work?
Maggie: I didn't have to Ben, I wanted to. Come here. Ben, imagine you had to spend fifteen years in this house, without ever going out to play. You'd go crazy wouldn't you? Well believe it or not, a lot of grown-ups feel the same way about work. Ben: That's sick mom.
Maggie: Ben, I know this has been a big change for all of us, and I worry about not being here for you because...well...you're the youngest. And I worry about not being here for Carol because she's a girl, and she needs her mother. And I worry about not being here for Mike, to keep him from accidentally blowing something up. And believe me I worry about leaving your father here to cope with all you monsters . Ben: You shouldn't worry so much mom, you'll make yourself crazy.
Maggie: I love you.
patient: It's always the same dream Doc. I on a subway, and this woman sits across from me...beautiful woman! And I look at her, she looks at me. I lick my lips, she licks her lips. This goes on, and finally she leans across and she whispers to me:
Mike: I should be good for about five bucks a piece.
Jason: Good visit Waller, and hey don't worry too much about this thing, ok? See you next week. Bye bye!
Mike: Can I talk with you for a second dad?
Jason: Sure.
Mike: In your office. Kids!
Jason: So, you wanted to talk about something...
Mike: Yeah, erm, mostly I just wanted to mention how smoothly things have been running, since the wife went back to work, and you moved your practice back into the house. Jason: Well thank you.
Mike: Dad, we've been friends now for a long time...right?
Jason: Off and on , yes
Mike: I know, I love that. See dad, you know that dance hall place I mentioned this morning...
Jason:
Mike: Yeah, yeah. Jerry and I were talking and we decided...
Jason: Jerry?
Mike: Yeah, Jerry Delish. He's an older friend of mine, an excellent driver, with two years of drivers A.
Jason: Two years of drivers A?
Mike: Yeah, you see in his first class he ran over a dog...but he drove beautifully after that, and we're talking one tiny, wreckless little dog here dad.
Jason: tough break .
Mike: So anyway I was thinking that maybe we could go down there tonight, and Jerry would drive so you wouldn't have to....
Jason: what would your mother say?
Mike: Mom? I guess she would say...what's the phrase I'm looking for here dad? Jason: NO!!
Mike: Yeah that's it. I guess that means I can't go, right?
Jason: Well, it just means I don't like you coming in, and trying to get away with something.
That's not the relationship I wanna have with you.
Mike: I'm sorry dad.
Jason: Alright now look. Now that I'm in charge at home, we can try things my way. Mike: Alright!!
Jason: You don't even know what
Mike: Sure I do dad, it's a Sinatra song.
Jason: You're workin' a fine line here Mike. Ok look, here's the deal. I'll give you a little more freedom, you've got to promise me a lot more responsibility. Mike: Hey, no problem dad. I swear, I am ready for total responsibility Jason: Mike, I'm not ready for total responsibility.
Mike: You're right, sorry.
Jason: Ok? You go out and have a good time. Just remember what we talked about. Mike: Absolutely dad, thanks, I promise. Wait, what about mom, what if she's mad? Jason: Mike, your mom's not an ogre ...I'll talk to her she'll understand
Maggie: You let him do what?
Jason: Maggie, he's fifteen years old now.
Maggie: So what! He's fifteen! It's completely arbitrary to just pick an age like that, and say that is when a kid is mature.
Jason: You know that by the time Mozart was fifteen, he'd written seven symphonies . Maggie: That's because Mozart's father didn't let him go to
Jason: I don't know. Some kid...Jerry Dolish, Dellish.
Maggie: Jerry
Jason: Maggie, he hit one dog.
Maggie: Yeah, but he hit it four times
Jason: Ok, well, err, Mike isn't Jerry, and a kid needs some freedom in order to learn responsibility.
Maggie: Ah Jason I know you believe in this unlimited human potential...stuff. And that's great for your patients, but when...
maggie and Jason: ...it comes to your own children...
Maggie: ...I believe in original...
Jason: ...sin .
Maggie: Sin. Oh I don't know, maybe I shouldn't have gone back to work.
Jason: Now come on Maggie, don't say that. Now you took fifteen years off, to raise
a family, and you deserve to go back to work now. You just have to have a little more faith in me and the kids.
Maggie: Oh, maybe you're right.
Jason: Course I'm right. We shouldn't be worrying, we should be...celebrating, Which is why I've taken the liberty of placing a little chilled Champagne in a bucket beside the bed...slipped some satin sheets on the old bouncer.
Maggie: satin sheets, you?
Jason: yeah, well the gut in the store showed me some before and after pictures of a couple who tried them and....they looked very...satisfied.
Maggie: And what about Ben, and Carol?
Jason: Well I slipped some sleeping pills into their Gatorine. They'll be asleep for about three weeks.
Maggie: Jason!
Jason: Well I didn't really, but they are fffrrrr, and we can frrefderrtt!!!! Hello. Yeah this is Jason Seaver. No you must be looking for someone else because....take your clothes off...no, no, our Mike is only fifteen, so he wouldn't be driving a car..I see.
Maggie: What did he say?
Jason: He said, “that's why your Mike is in our jail.”
prisoner: What are you in for kid?
Mike: I killed a man, just to watch him die. You?
prisoner: Unpaid parking tickets.
Mike: Oh no it's my mom!
Jason: Come on Maggie, we don't even know the facts yet. I mean it's not so unusual for a teenage boy to have a minor run-in with the police. Some of these guys can be real macho headbangers .
policeman: Hiya! You folks care for some hot cocoa? I just made a fresh pot.
Jason: look, we're the Seavers. You've locked up our son. An officer claimed he was driving a car.
policeman: Ah yes sir, we...er...picked him up in the
Jason: Ok, so a fifteen year old boy drives his friend’s car around the lot a few times.
policeman: Oh did I mention, he side swerved a police car on the way out? Jason: he what?
policeman: He tore that bumper off like he was peeling an orange. A three hundred and fifty dollar orange.
Mike: Hiya dad...mom. You look good tonight. You look young!
prisoner: Come on son.
Mike: Mom, dad, this is Jerry. I guess it's kind of hard to see the basis of our friendship, huh?
Jason: I dunno , he has a certain...care free charm.
Mike: you should see him when he's sober .
Maggie: Mike! You will be grounded for two months.
Mike: Two months!?! Dad can't you talk to her?
Jason: Oh I did Mike. Originally it was one month.
Mike: That means you added a month.
Ben: Nothing gets by you ,does it?
Mike: Dad you said you'd talk to her.
Jason: Damn it Mike!!! You said you'd act responsibly, now I don't wanna hear another word out of you is that clear?
ben and Carol: Wow.
Maggie: Oh yeah, our romantic evening. Anyone who's not used to satin sheets could easily have an accident.
Jason: Maggie, don't patronize me!! Ok?! And where the hell are my pyjamas ? Maggie: Gee I'm sorry I'm really not sure.
Jason: Well you wouldn't think it would be so damned tough to keep tabs on a pair of
pyjamas around here!!!!
Maggie: Jason, I don't understand why you're so upset . I mean it's not like this is the first time he's screwed up .
Jason: Who's screwed up?
Maggie: Mike.
Jason: Who said anything about Mike. I'm upset because I can't find my pyjamas. I mean if you'd left a pair of pyjamas around...and these are big pyjamas I'm talking about...and they just vanished into thin air...well wouldn't you be pretty upset???!!!!!
Maggie: Absolutely. In fact I'm amazed at the way you're holding it together.
Mike: What?
Carol: I...I've never seen dad, actually too mad to talk.
Mike: Well thanks for your support, you know I feel like a new man now.
Carol: I'm sorry. Look it's not so bad, I bet in a year he'll look back on this whole thing and laugh. Ok, maybe chuckle .
Jason: Ok, I admit it...I'm upset with Mike.
Maggie: Oh?
Jason: Aren't you?
Maggie: Absolutely, I'm furious...but no more furious at him than I've been a dozen times before. I mean he's a kid Jason, what did you expect?
Jason: Yeah, but he said, not three feet away from me, and he said
Maggie: Jason, you are not ready for total responsibility. I mean face it, the boy's fifteen.
He's a hormone with feet.
Jason: I know, I know I know but someday that hormone will be a man, and I want that
man to have a sense of responsibility.
Maggie: Go talk to him. You won't sleep if you don't. Don't worry, I'll continue the search for the pajamas.
Mike: What?
Jason: You were asleep.
Mike: I was? I was and it was a dream...
Jason: Uh-uh.
Mike: Oh, still angry? Hey dad, I know this is no excuse, but Jerry's car handles really badly. And I was the one who decided that Jerry was too drunk to drive. Jason: Mike he was unconscious?
Mike: I know.
Jason: and what are you doing with a kid who drinks like that?
Mike: I should have called you.
Jason: Why didn't you?
Mike: Well dad there were these girls there...
Jason: Ah course! Wouldn’t want them to think you had parents. Mike what kind of relationship are we gonna have if I can't trust you?
Mike: I guess I'm just a jerk , maybe you shouldn't trust me.
Jason: Well that's certainly one way to go. That's the way my father went with me. I guess I hoped that when I had a son it would be different.
Mike: I know dad.
Jason: Mike you probably don't remember this but, when you were three weeks old, I took you to the Mets home opener, cradled you in my arms...up comes Don Clendenin...hits a shot of the left field score board to win in the twelfth. I hugged you real tight, jumped you up and down, and you, you threw up in your complimentary Mets batting container.
Mike: I'm sorry dad.
Jason: It was my fault, I never should've let you suck that beer off my finger. Mike: No dad, I meant about tonight, I'm sorry.
Jason: Well, thank you.
Mike: You know dad, I try, I really try, but sometimes, almost without wanting, I just find myself doing something really stupid.
Jason: Sort of an uncontrollable impulse huh?
Mike: yeah!
Jason: Or is it more like you think you're doing something really stupid, and then you weigh you chances of getting away with it and if they're better than ten percent, you go for it.
Mike: Yeah!
Jason: That's why you're grounded for two months.
Mike: yeah.
Jason: Well if it makes you feel any better, I did some pretty lamo things in my day.
Mike: You?
Jason: Yeah!
Mike: like what?
Jason: Well like I remember when I was sixteen, me and some buddies , we drove around town one night, mooning everybody. We even mooned the mayor's wife.
Mike: you dad?
Jason: Uhu. Yeah we got arrested for indecent exposure . Had to let us off though...mayor's wife refused to make an identification.
Mike: You dad?
Jason: Will you stop saying that!
Mike: Does mom know about this?
Jason: You kidding? How do you think we met?
Mike: Alright dad! Hey dad you ever get the urge to do dumb stuff now?
Jason: No. No, no I don't Mike. I think that's what being an adult is all about . Mike: Oh. Alright, good night dad.
Jason: Night son. Hey! Come back in here for a second.
Maggie: (singing) I feel the earth move under my feet, I feel the sky tumbling down, a tumbling down. I feel my heart start to tremble whenever you're around...ooohh baby when I see your face.
ben, carol and Mike: (singing) Blue river, wider than a mile(Andy Williams-Moon river)
成长的烦恼经典台词(部分)2008-07-13 12:02:10| 分类: 经典 阅读2021 评论3 字号:大中小 订阅
80后的我们应该不会忘记一部影片《成长的烦恼》特别是迈克几乎是我们心中的偶像几乎所有的男孩都希望成为迈克。以下是部分经典语录。
背景:
sever夫妇去mike学校参加舞会的时候,本逃出去玩在小餐厅里
对白:
老头:嗨,这牛肉怎么没上星期的嫩啊?!
女老板:别开玩笑了,这肉就是上星期的!!
《分数悲喜剧》里,
迈克要和BONER和EDDIE准备一起去滑雪,
可是由于害怕考试分数太烂杰生不让他去而忧心忡忡,
这时候EDDIE宽慰他说:“迈克,要排起名次来,你不见得殿后!”
迈克恍然大悟道:“对,特别是有BONER在一起~”,
BONER把滑雪用的大太阳眼镜往上一推,满脸阳光灿烂的傻傻的笑容真诚地说道:“我尽量效劳~”
为了缺钱给亲爱的爸爸杰生买个拿得出手的生日礼物,
本看到电视里的宗教节目教授人们相信只要向主祈祷,
上帝就会赐予人们所有愿望得到的东西,于是本跪下向上帝祈祷让他发财,
可是迈克告诉他上帝在这个问题上是不起作用的,
结果门铃响了,本蹦蹦跳跳地去开门,
门口一个老太太拿着一个钱罐慈祥地说道:“捐钱给穷人~”, 本毫不思索地接过钱罐,说道“谢谢”,
关上门,愣愣地和同样楞楞的迈克对视了几秒钟??
迈克激动地跪下向上帝祈祷,本得意地笑了??
麦克考试被误认为作弊那集
MIKE:我真不相信每个人都不相信我,
甚至是BONER,去年我还使他相信我是个外星人呢.
卡罗儿:他们不该出了点错就不干了(指父母).
麦克:他们知道,他们不是生了你之后又添了个小的?
麦可考试那集,他正在听音乐复习,父亲进来了.
父亲:我不是想改变使你年年差点留级的学习方法,
可是为了是天花板不被震下来,就请你安静的看上一小时.
MIKE:你是想让我考个好的分数?父亲:我只想让你考个过的去的分数.
成长的烦恼台词1
Growing Pains 102 Springsteen
A. Jason: Hi, I'm Jason Seaver. I am psychiatrist. I spent last 15 years helping people with the problems.
B. Maggie: And I'm Maggie Seaver. And I spent last 15 years helping our kids with problems, even Jason wouldn't believe.
C. Jason: Now Maggie has gone back to work as a reporter for the local Newspaper.
D. Maggie: Jason has moved his practice in the house, so we can be there for the kids. E. Jason: They are great kids.
F. Maggie: Most of the time.
G. Jason: And rest of the time?
H. Maggie: We love them, anyway.
I. Jason: Yeah.
J. Ben: Unbelievable.
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1. Mike: This is it - my Springsteen tickets.
2. Maggie: When did they outgrow skateboards?
3. Jason: When you buy them a Camaro.
4. Mike: Yeah. Ok, bye.
5. Jason: Gonna see Springsteen, ah?
6. Mike: Yeah, tomorrow night. It's gonna be awesome. Ladies and gentlemen the boss…
7. Carol: Wait, wait. I thought the Springsteen's concert was sold out.
8. Mike: Sold out? Carol, to a man with connections, nothing’s ever sold out. That just
happened to be Seth Jameson, nephew of the man whose brother-in-law owns the hot dog concession of the coliseum.
9. Jason: Wow.
10. Carol: So, did you get tickets?
11. Mike: Did I get the tickets? Of course, I got tickets.
12. Carol: You did? Springsteen?
13. Mike: Well, no. To the Icecapades (乐队名). We have got very good seats, and two free hot dogs.
14. Carol: Talk about connections. Are those all-beef dogs?
15. Maggie: Oh, it's too bad about the concert. You must be disappointed.
16. Mike: Oh, no. I still got a couple of things going. I'll get the tickets. Alright, this is it. Hello, yes. Talk to me. Yeah, yeah. Ok, yeah I’ll see you.
73. Jason: No, I do. I really do. You know I didn't want to bring it up this morning and depress you. But I have seen Springsteen in concert.
74. Mike: You have?
75. Jason: Huh, ten years ago.
76. Mike: Really? What was it like?
77. Jason: Amazing. I mean the guy completely blows your doors up.
78. Mike: Oh, God. I don't wanna hear this.
79. Jason: He made me feel so …
成长的烦恼台词2
Growing Pains 101
1. Jason: Alright, lady, drop that spatula, or you’ll scramble...
2. Maggie: Go ahead, make my day. Well, I guess I showed you
3. Jason: Show me more..
4. Maggie: Jason, kids.
5. Jason: I’ll kiss the kids later. You know I read an article said that two career couples should really make special efforts to always remain frisky.
6. Maggie: At breakfast?
7. Jason: At all meals.
8. Mike: What’s the matter? You guys aren’t getting enough?
9. Jason: Mike, a lot of kids get a smack for a remark like that.
10. Mike: Come on, dad. You can’t hit me. You are a liberal humanist.
11. Jason: Could be an accident.
12. Carol: Could be a dream come true.
13. Mike: Mom, can't we send Carol get on the tape deck for the Volvo
14. Carol: Mike, you give the new meaning of the word –vacuous.
15. Mike: Oh, yeah. What’s the old meaning?
16. Carol: I rest my case.
17. Jason: Ben! Ben! What’s so funny, Ben?
18. Ben: That's Phyllis George, she screwed up again.
19. Maggie: What's that you are reading about?
20. Carol: Well, it says here that as the universe expends, all matter slowly degenerating into a state of total disorganization.
21. Maggie: Thank god! I thought it was just me.
22. Mike: Yes, what’re you guys doing tonight. The house of sweat. Yeah, great. Hey, look, can I talk to you guys later? Yeah, bye.
23. Maggie: Mike, what is the house of sweat?
24. Mike: Well, it’s … you know
25. Carol: It’s the new under 20 dance new club on Jernb Turn Pike.
26. Mike: Yeah, it sounds a great idea, Mom. It's a safe wholesome place for teens to
成长的烦恼经典台词
成长的烦?恼经?典台?词?
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1?、??**?*?可能会?赢得?一场?比赛?,赢?得一?场考?试,?甚至?赢来?一个?白?宫。”? ?
2、你?是一?个??妖精? ?你是一?个??妖精?。?
3?、Ca?ro?l?:你们?觉得?是不?是我?穿得?很性?感,? ?迈克:?在罗??马尼亚是?~?
4?、本恩?:我??给他看了?他大??儿子的成?绩单?了~? ?
5、麦?克:?爸爸?今天?为什?么这?么生?气,? ?
6、? ?是时候??了,麦克?,是?时候?了~? ?
7、现?在没?人信?我了? ?要知道?去年?我还?让波?那相?信我?是个?外星?人~? ?
8、我?弄不?清楚?到底?什么?更美?,是?夜空?中的?星星?,还?是你?的脸?。我??应该叫你?圣妹?妹?Car?ol?,哦?不,?妹妹?圣?Car?ol?,哦?不,?Ca?ro?l?圣妹妹?。?
9?、"?老师你?还记?得我?,~?~?" "?因为?我记?得迈?克??" ?"??" ?
10?、本?恩和?卡罗?尔被?迈克?骗了?钱之?后。?本恩?对卡?罗尔?说:??我只有?10?岁,你?找什?么借?口,? ?
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3?、本?恩:?心情?不好?,想??打发克里?丝? 。本?恩:?我们?玩个?游戏?,?叫"?闭嘴。? ?
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4?、迈?克自?己对?着镜?子说?:“?OH?,你?长的?真帅?,?
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?5?、索恩?又不?是人?~他?是教?师~? ?
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6?、? ?妈妈说?你是?世界?上最?丑的?花。? ?
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?7?、当未?来抓?住你??之前请先?抓住?未来?吧。? ?
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?8?、半杯?水的?杯子?是半?满而?不是?半空?。?
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? 9??、麦克:?你看?上去?就像?只巴?拿马?香蕉? ?杰森:?你看?上去?就像???
20?、波?纳:?昨天?他还?说是?1 ?
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